March 12, 2019[]
After 500 members joined the official Discord server, Clockwork Concierge was successfully recruited to the server, where he serves as a bot and a moderator. He (mostly) uses dialogue boxes as a form of communication rather than just plain text.
The Clockwork Concierge cleaned and rearranged some of the channels, such as renaming the #ninjas text channel to #ninja-village, and deleting #join-log and replacing it with the #dojo. The Clockwork Concierge chatted with members, and he explained that he was sent to the server by The Archivist. The Concierge also hinted at #the-shop text channel and gave more information about the Clockwork Castle.
The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Good day, Messengers! |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, this place is in dire need of a spring clean! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Utterly unacceptable. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please standby while I get things in order. |
| dosboxfalco | dude he has a quote generator |
| dosboxfalco | wtf |
| dosboxfalco | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Now now, no need to flip out, dosboxfalco |
| VeggieDelphine | !!! |
| VeggieDelphine | He sent me a message !!!! |
| VeggieDelphine | 
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| VeggieDelphine | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Why of course Delphine. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Feel free to spam my DMs. I am here to serve. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Gosh Philip, there is so much to do before we can allow [Ninjas] to open The Shop. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I should get back to cleaning for now. Big changes are coming. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please visit the rules channel at your earliest convenience. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Also it appears I cannot use hashtags. Please advise, Philip. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Still some parts of the manual i'm not sure I understood properly. Will get into more reading and come back soon. |
| #ninja-village | |
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| Gooberbarbarian | Ooh we can DM him??? |
| VeggieDelphine | write anything starting with ! |
| VeggieDelphine | like !help |
| Spiderbenb | 
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| Spiderbenb | How many questions is too many for Clockwork Concierge? |
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Try me, Spiderbenb. |
| Doom Man | Lead us to your creator- Uh I mean good day Clockwork Concierge! May you give us insights on how you were born and what lead you to do what you do today? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Apologies, Doom Man. I am not at liberty to speak of my origins. |
| VeggieDelphine | who is your boss ? |
| VeggieDelphine | who lives in the clockwork castle ? |
| OHSHIET | Hey Clockwork Concierge, why is there so much useless empty space underneath? |
| OHSHIET | BUG OR FEATURE?!?!?!! |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Archivist sent me. I am not at liberty to speak of my duties over at the Clockwork Castle. |
| Spiderbenb | Where is The Clockwork Castle anyways? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I must admit I am also quite unnerved by all this empty space every time I speak. It seems Philip's plate is quite full indeed. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Curious, are we? The Clockwork Castle floats above the open sea, slightly to the west of where Ninjas live. Whether or not adventure will take you there is yet to be determined. |
| Thierry | wooooo easy there concierge |
| Thierry | we only promised to do chapter 1 |
| Clockwork Concierge | But chapter 3 is my favorite! |
| Thierry | take it up with The Archivist, I'm not discussing this here |
| Doom Man | There's one more thing I'd like to know, and of course you don't have to answer if you can't. How's Manfred doing? Do you two go well together? And if so do you think we'll ever get to meet him too here? |
| Clockwork Concierge | ... |
| Thierry | yo @Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) can you make the concierge not so keen to give out spoilers? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | I'll have to read The Clockwork Concierge volume 2 to dive into more advanced features. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Doom Man, it would seem that that is actually not enough text for one dialog box. |
March 13, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge criticized Phil, the Clockwork Operator, as he learned how to read the Concierge's manuals.
The Clockwork Concierge criticizes Phil.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Yet another useless command Philip, you have so much to learn. |
| Spiderbenb | Wowzers |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | That's a complicated engine, managed to implement stuff up to page 17 of the first manual. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Why don't you give him a hand Spiderbenb? |
| Spiderbenb | Well now I'd love to. I got nothing better to do today anyways. 
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| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Sure, I just realized the Clockwork Concierge engine can inform you of the level of knowledge you have of it. If you send him !version he will give you feedback about your current implementation. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Still very early it seems. |
| VeggieDelphine | !version |
| Kammesennin | You have to send it to him directly I believe. |
| Clockwork Concierge | In private, please. |
March 14, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge revealed that there is a connection between The Iron Hood and the Money Sink inside the shop.
The Clockwork Concierge questions the Money Sink's presence in the shop.
| #general | |
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| OHSHIET | https://youtu.be/Vf8r1wVTdHc
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| Clockwork Concierge | The Money Sink? What is it doing in the Shop? |
| Clockwork Concierge | This is unacceptable, I thought I gave clear instructions to Iron Hood. |
| Spiderbenb | So, The Clockwork Concierge is insinuating that he knows Iron Hood. Who else does he know about? |
| VeggieDelphine | Please tell us more Clockwork Concierge 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Clueless as to what is about to happen, aren't we? |
| OHSHIET | Is Clockwork Concierge he or it? |
| Clockwork Concierge | You can refer to me however you choose, as long as you stay polite and pay due respect to the monocle. |
| VeggieDelphine | But what are we to you ? Your staff ? Your customers ?? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am here to serve. |
March 15, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge dropped a hint that The Archivist told the Concierge to guard an evil object inside of the Clockwork Castle. The Concierge then posted a message with important names censored, which was deleted by SaboTeam.
| #dojo | |
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| Vascos | @ClockworkConcierge Hi 
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The Clockwork Concierge says hello to Vascos.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Greetings, Vascos. It appears I am only able to speak in the general channel. |
| Soleil |  The Archivist said to say "hi" a long time ago.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Is that so, Soleil? Quite unlike his character. |
| Soleil | Is he not very social? |
| Clockwork Concierge | If you ask me, he is mainly very busy and concerned. Even though I would never question The Archivist's wisdom, I sometimes wonder why he would have me set aside the thing I am guarding over at the Clockwork Castle. |
| Thierry | Yo Concierge, can you not? |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message] |
| Thierry | ok enough ! |
| Thierry | time out for a few days |
| Thierry | jeez |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | alright, time for maintenance. |
Paraphrasing of the deleted message:
| Clockwork Concierge | "I wonder if it would censor me [******] disabled [*****'******]'s special power." |
The first asterisk word was blue, like the name of a friendly character. The second word was red, like the name of something related to evil. The first asterisk word was six letters long, and the second word had an apostrophe, according to Boo, a person who was able to memorize part of the message before it was deleted.
March 18, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge returned to the server to ask an important question about Colos and Suses.
The Clockwork Concierge's speech ability is reactivated.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Greetings! It appears Philip has seen fit to enable my speech again. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I must say I am quite delighted, there is a very important question I have been meaning to ask. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Colos or Suses? |
| VeggieDelphine | Depends on the context |
| VeggieDelphine | Do you want to know who we would save if they were both in danger ? |
| VeggieDelphine | Or who we think is stronger |
| Clockwork Concierge | I already know which one is strongest. I meant to inquire as to which of the two you prefer. |
| Soleil | Suses baked Kuni a cake, so I'm voting Suses. |
| Clockwork Concierge | A cake you say? Sounds like Suses has potential to be a caterer. |
| Clockwork Concierge | If you don't mind me asking, what positive traits do you see in Colos? |
| VeggieDelphine | Pecs |
| VeggieDelphine | 
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| Soleil | Fashionable necklace? |
| OHSHIET | He can run infinitely |
| Clockwork Concierge | So pecs are positive? My, every day I learn something new! |
| Kammesennin | He acknowledes and confirms his brother's observations, yet politely corrects him when he believes him to be mistaken. He is a good brother. |
| VeggieDelphine | Both are good brothers, are they not ? |
| Kammesennin | I didn't say Suses was not. |
| Kammesennin | We're just talking about Colos. |
| VeggieDelphine | Right ... but it's hard to say something that would make Colos better, since Suses probably has the same qualities |
| Clockwork Concierge | So, Colos can run infinitely, has a nice necklace, pecs, and is a good brother? |
| Clockwork Concierge | And how would you describe Suses? |
| VeggieDelphine | 
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| heather | suses is creative and bold |
| heather | and has nice eyes |
| heather | er |
| heather | eye |
| Soleil | He's very good at making cakes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: :datbumbum:] [note: the message was plain text rather than properly displaying the emote]
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| Sage | He could survive planetary annihilation and abduction given how well he can work his towel |
| Soleil | Also I like how carefree he looks, even after death.
SPOILER  |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you everyone, allow me to summarize. |
| Clockwork Concierge | So, Colos can run infinitely, has a nice necklace, pecs, and is a good brother. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Suses, on the hand, bakes good cakes, has a nice eye, could survive planetary annihilation, and is carefree after death. |
| Clockwork Concierge | So I ask you again, Colos or Suses? |
| Clockwork Concierge | *on the other hand |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you Philip, it appears I can self-corect now. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Clockwork Concierge grammar module still is in beta. |
| Clockwork Concierge | *correct |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | will get deeper into the end of tome 1. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | I heard tome 2 had implementation details for a lot of interesting features. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | 
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March 19, 2019[]
The Shopkeeper was summoned into the server by Doom Man's fake Shopkeeper dialogue box, and she gave a sneak peek of the 16-bit Picnic Panic shop. Later, the Clockwork Concierge and Phil discussed their plan to funnel Time Shards from the community in order to fund a Discord branch of the shop.
| #ninja-village | |
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| Doom Man | 
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| The Shopkeeper | I'm sorry did you just impersonate me? |
| dosboxfalco | correct |
| The Shopkeeper | You could at least update your avatar. |
| dosboxfalco | yo Shopkeeper, nice lei |
| OHSHIET | This is a fanart, careful lol |
| The Shopkeeper | Fanart? |
| Spiderbenb | Oh hey, It's Shopkeeper. |
| The Shopkeeper | More like BANart. |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, I'll let this one slide. |
| dosboxfalco | 
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| Spiderbenb | Good joke, Last time i heard that one i fell off my dinosaur. |
| Doom Man | I will update my avatar but to be the prophet instead cause no one has been |
| OHSHIET | This makes you a false Shopkeeper |
| Doom Man | also that isn't the fan art you're thinking of. I made that fan made thing before the shopkeeper appeared |
| Spiderbenb | Nope, it's the real shopkeeper. |
| Doom Man | it looked way worse |
| OHSHIET | I know |
| Spiderbenb | My friend request to him is still pending. 
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| OHSHIET | This fanart is really good btw |
| Spiderbenb | Anyway, Jokes aside. Any reason why you're here today Shopkeeper? |
| OHSHIET | Do you have any stories to share? |
| OHSHIET | Also he doesn't have the "Characters" role 
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| The Shopkeeper | Just checking the place out, I'm almost done setting up shop on Voodkin Island, and looking for my next venture. |
| dosboxfalco | What's there to set up? You live in the Tower of Time... |
| OHSHIET | We are really looking forward to see that Picnic Panic styled Shop |
| Spiderbenb | Well, Clockwork Concierge is here. So you know it's pretty well made here now. |
| Doom Man | Will the shop be organized accordingly to fit the vacation? |
| OHSHIET | And we can use it for the wiki then instead of boss background
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| The Shopkeeper | Happy now, @OHSHIET ? |
| OHSHIET | 
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| dosboxfalco |
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| Spiderbenb |
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| Spiderbenb | So, can we expect a Shop here as well? OR in the very least a portal to your shop? |
| The Shopkeeper | Not too shabby, check out this selfie.
SPOILER  |
| Doom Man | lovely |
| Spiderbenb | Looks pretty awesome so far |
| The Shopkeeper | I'm not clear on this yet, @Spiderbenb, but Concierge is trying hard to convince me. I guess we'll find out soon. |
| Spiderbenb | What do you suppose would thoroughly convince you to set up shop here?
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| The Shopkeeper | 10 000 Time Shards should be enough. Take it up with the Concierge. |
| The Shopkeeper | Anyway, I should get back to it. See you in the tropics. |
The Clockwork Concierge asks for clarification.
| #general | |
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| Spiderbenb | So. Is the Clockwork Concierge able to give us any insight on how to get The shopkeeper here? Convsidering he wants 10 000 Time Shards. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Pardon? |
| Doom Man | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Interesting, so you indeed would like to see the shop have a branch here? |
| Spiderbenb | It would be interesting nonetheless. |
| Doom Man | Why yes, we would. |
| Spiderbenb | Or in the very least a portal to the shop if setting up shop here proves to be a difficult task. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Fabulous! I will discuss this with Philip, clearly he doesn't have enough on his plate already. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | damn, this is a lot of pressure. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | I'll see what I can do. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Don't worry Philip, I only need you to connect the wires properly. The Time Shards will be gathered by the community. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Alright, let's get to work. |
| Doom Man | How I imagine Phil and the Concierge talking to each other
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| Clockwork Concierge | I am sadly unable to unsee this. |
March 20, 2019[]
The Time Shard emote was introduced to the server.
The Clockwork Concierge bypasses his silent mode.
| #general | |
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| OHSHIET | 
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| Doom Man | that's what the concierge sees whenever phil stops him from talking for a limited time |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | he is on silent mode for a big upgrade, don't want you guys to see all his cryptic logs right now. |
| OHSHIET | Your still on page 20 |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | The last update was on page 20. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | But page 20 was the end of chapter 1. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please define silent mode, Philip. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | omg |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thankfully I am not a rogue AI. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | I guess the rookie part of my name now makes sense. |
| Clockwork Concierge | About those Time Shards, I have been thinking about what you said and I believe your idea could work. |
| Doom Man | when your creator says he will make you better but he can't even properly silence you
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| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | 
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| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | oh well. |
| Thierry | wooooo concierge, don't go there |
| OHSHIET | Take these:
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| Kammesennin | What would you even do with teeth? 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Allow me to rephrase then. I am glad my builders opted against giving me teeth. |
| Kammesennin | I'm happy to have some now
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| Kammesennin | 
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| OHSHIET | x999999999
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| OHSHIET | When is Shoppy back? Now we can give him 10k 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Philip, our guests seem very excited about the gathering of Time Shards. Do you have any idea when we will have everything in place? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | soon™ |
| Clockwork Concierge | Could you define soon™? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Friday. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | now let me get back to work. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Fabulous! I shall prepare on my side too. |
| Spiderbenb | He says "Friday" but for all we know since "Time is Relative" it could've been one Friday last year. 
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| VeggieDelphine | Maybe Friday is today |
| Spiderbenb | Indeed |
| Kammesennin | Maybe next Friday. |
| Kammesennin | He didn't say which Friday. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Maybe Friday is Friday. |
March 21, 2019[]
KuningasEST was streaming a speedrun of The Messenger at the time, and the Clockwork Concierge recommended others to watch it. Also later that day, the Clockwork Concierge referenced another video game.
The Clockwork Concierge recommends KuningasEST's stream.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | If like me you do not have plans for lunch, you might want to come watch KuningasEST's run. |
| Clockwork Concierge | https://www.twitch.tv/kuningasest
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| #general | |
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| Stéphanie | I'm going through my older SoundCloud playlist. I'm literally listening to a megalovania remix right now |
| Stéphanie | Is there a The Messenger megalo |
| Spiderbenb | Not that I'm aware of |
| Clappj | Someone should make that |
| Clappj | And use ruxxtin's theme as reference |
| Clockwork Concierge | Could anyone explain what a Megalo is? It appears I have much to learn still. |
| Clockwork Concierge | All my database refers to is a song from a quite unique game I played a little while ago. |
| Clappj | The Concierge is a gamer |
| Clappj | This has some serious implications |
| Clappj | If canon |
| Clockwork Concierge | Aren't we all, Clappj? |
March 22, 2019 (Discord)[]
The Clockwork Concierge started keeping record of the amount of Time Shards the community had amassed. He also held a small quiz for bonus Time Shards.
Later that day, the Clockwork Concierge received a message from The Archivist to deliver to Phil. Thierry intercepted the message in stead of Phil, and per the Clockwork Concierge's request, Thierry closed down #the-void channel, since it was too expensive to maintain while The Archivist was away on a dangerous quest.
The Clockwork Concierge would go on to offer more bonus Time Shards, involving Pitou reactions. Then the Concierge wrote messages related to the Demon King that were swiftly deleted by SaboTeam.
| #announcements | |
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| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Hey @everyone The time has come to release the upgraded Clockwork Concierge!  It now supports numerous features from chapter 2 of the first tome of instructions  , including :> Welcoming all new users with a lengthy private message. > Disabling !commands in public channels. (Commands now only work in direct messages to the Concierge). > Allowing the use of ninja-only commands. > Interacting in all channels. > ..and numerous other under-the-hood upgrades. But this is the boring stuff. Now for the fun part. The Concierge came to an agreement with the Shopkeeper  . The Shopkeeper will open #the-shop channel, in exchange of 10000  . It will allow the community to spend timeshards to buy both permanent and temporary perks for all members. Here's what you need to know (for now).The community can now acquire timeshards tracked by the Conciege. Here's how: > A new user joins the server : +5 timeshards. > Reaching 1000public interactions in a day : +80 timeshards. > New Ninja gets the role : +120 timeshards. > The Concierge may sometimes give timeshards as bonus for outstanding interactions or contributions. > Numerous other ways to acquire shards will be added in the next versions... Tracking progress: > All users can DM the !progress command to the Concierge to receive an update on the current progress. Ninja nominations > Ninja role attribution is now limited to one new Ninja per day. > Nominations are now fully in the community's control. All Ninjas can nominate by send a DM to the Concierge with the command !nominate [username]. > Once a user has received 5 nominations within a single day, they are given the role and no more nominations can take place until the next day. Daily objectives and tracking reset at midnight (EDT) |
| #dojo | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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The Clockwork Concierge tests his microphone.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | One, two, is this microphone functional? |
| Legitimate Ted | Yes |
| Legitimate Ted | We hear you concierge |
| Shokushu | watch out for the feedback |
| Boo | Seems to work perfectly, Sir Concierge |
| TheBigK1 |
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| Kammesennin | Microphone is functioning at at least 99%. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Beautiful! Don't forget to DM me your requests, Messengers. !progress to track global progress. Those with the Ninja role can also use !nominate with the username they wish to see nominated. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I believe I should give away of few shards to start thing off proper. Are any of few up for some beginner trivia? |
| Kammesennin | Let's do it! |
| Boo | I'm ready for that |
| Legitimate Ted | Messenger trivia or real world trivia |
| Babushka | Let's goooo |
| Legitimate Ted | Cause I'm gonna be next to useless for one of those |
| Clockwork Concierge | Alright, let's try three easy questions. Number one how far into the future did the Tower of Time take Ninja? |
| Boud | 500 years |
| Babushka | 500 years
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| Boo | Yup, 500 years |
| Clockwork Concierge | Correct. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Number two What is the name of little Phobekin who is afraid of heights? |
| Kammesennin | Acro |
| Legitimate Ted | Acro |
| Babushka | Acro |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: (paraphrasing) "Who was the last Messenger petrified by the Demon General before the Bowman?"] |
| Thierry | ok wooooooo |
| Kammesennin | Oof |
| Bluefire | WHAT |
| Legitimate Ted | Spoilers |
| Thierry | wtf |
| Boud | Wo |
| TheBigK1 | Whoa |
| Babushka | OH |
| Boo | I've seen that |
| TheBigK1 | 
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| Babushka | Clockwork got shy |
| Kammesennin | Not exactly.. |
| Boud | That spoiler was... petrifying. |
| Kammesennin | He got a little... ahead of himself. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | jesus. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Spoiling again. |
| Legitimate Ted | Someone pull that out of the discord cache |
| Thierry | ....... |
| Thierry | ok, let's try that again @Clockwork Concierge |
| Clockwork Concierge | Apologies. Ok question number three What is the name of the mountain base where the colossuses brothers like to train? |
| Kammesennin | Searing Crags |
| #ninja-village | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Ah, it seems Phlip has extended my speech. I am quite pleased! |
| Kammesennin | Glad to have you further present. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Don't you spoil here. |
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Congratulations, your scored 3 out of 3! You have earned a few Time Shards. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I will let you all get to it then. Do try to DM me the !progress command whenever you are curious. |
| #ninja-village | |
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| Infernikko | oh no i though of another terrible joke |
| Clockwork Concierge | Hit me, Infern. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Philip, I have news from The Archivist. |
| Clockwork Concierge | He has left for a very dangerous quest and will not return for a while. I believe he located another one. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please close The Void in the meantime. It won't be worth the upkeep costs until he returns. |
| Thierry | ? |
| Thierry | How can we know we will be able to open it again? |
| Clockwork Concierge | The orders are clear, Thierry. Please advise. |
| Thierry | ... |
| Thierry | Okay then. I'll take care of it Phil. |
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Friday bonus round! I shall grant you 1 Time Shard for each pitou react on this comment over the next 10 minutes. |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Bonus round ends in two minutes! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Time up! This week's bonus round got you 16 Time Shards. |
| Dime | Clockwork Concierge, is it true that Manfred dropped a couple of plates because he didn't have hands? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Plates? |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: Why would we carry plates? I don't see how it would help us keeping the remnants safely out of reach.] |
| Thierry | oooooook |
| Boo | Oh, Concierge |
| Thierry | Caught him before it actually uploaded this time |
| Thierry | Yo Phil, let's limit interactions for a few days |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: I apologize, I was certain everyone knew that the Demon King they fought was just a weak copy.] |
| Spiderbenb | WHOA THERE |
| Boo | OH THAT I SEEN |
| Doom Man | HEY |
| Thierry | OK DUDE CAN YOU NOT???? |
| Thierry | wow |
| Thierry | turn it off @Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | alright, it's going to sleep mode. |
March 22, 2019 (Twitch)[]
The Shopkeeper visited Kammesennin's Twitch stream of The Messenger.
During Kammesennin's stream, Kammesennin read The Shopkeeper's "Current area" dialogue in Quillshroom Marsh. The actual Shopkeeper chimed in by posting a comment in Kammesennin's Twitch chat, where The Shopkeeper confirmed that the "I once had to look through the mud for an artifact" quote was a reference to the Magic Seashell.
The Shopkeeper comments about the Magic Seashell on Kammesennin's Twitch stream.
| LeShopkeeper | Anyone ever pick up on that Seashell reference? |
The Shopkeeper went unnoticed in the Twitch chat until a bit later, around the time Kammesennin reached the Arcane Golem fight.
The Shopkeeper says hello.
| ZeoLive | Do we know who the first messenger was? Not like who the first Blue Robe is, but who the actual first Messenger is. As in an established character that is not currently part of the robes. |
| djfizzix | as far as I know, no |
| ZeoLive | Those robes don't have a messenger |
| spiderbenb | It was established in The Messenger Discord that Shopkeeper was first. |
| djfizzix | tellll meeeeeee |
| LeShopkeeper | Oh, hi. |
The Shopkeeper also dropped a rumor about The Iron Hood and the money sink in the Twitch chat.
The Shopkeeper comments about The Iron Hood.
| LeShopkeeper | Iron Hood, huh? |
| LeShopkeeper | Some say he hid in the sink... |
During the cutscene that occurs after defeating Barma'thazël, where Ninja is a shopkeeper, Kammesennin asked out loud if The Shopkeeper had any stories to share, and she responded with the following.
The Shopkeeper continues to converse.
| LeShopkeeper | Oh I did have a story but you darted straight to the boss. |
Kammesennin offered to wait before progressing the story even further, but The Shopkeeper declined the offer.
| LeShopkeeper | Hey, no problem. I moved on already. |
After the "Ray Troid" joke that occurs between Ninja and Soldier in the game's dialogue, one of Kammesennin's Twitch stream viewers mentioned that they did not understand the joke.
| djfizzix | i dont get that one tbh |
| ZeoLive | Met-Troid |
| djfizzix | OH |
| djfizzix | 
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| ZeoLive | LuL |
| LeShopkeeper | wow |
| LeShopkeeper | I guess "some won't" |
| djfizzix | ouch. shopkeeper burn |
| ZeoLive | Indeed. LuL |
March 23, 2019[]
| #dojo | |
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March 26, 2019[]
| #dojo | |
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April 1, 2019[]
| #dojo | |
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April 4, 2019[]
To celebrate Sabotage Studio's birthday, the Clockwork Concierge held a trivia quiz with 2,000 Time Shards as the prize.
The Clockwork Concierge returns from another hiatus.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Greetings, Messengers! It appears I am fully operational once again. |
| VeggieDelphine | Hello Clocko ! Must feel good to get your voice back ! |
| OHSHIET | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Why, it certainly does. Todays is a good day, especially since we are celebrating Sabotage turning 3 years old. |
| Clockwork Concierge | *today |
| Clockwork Concierge | Delighted to see my auto-correct functions are also back online. |
| Clockwork Concierge | To celebrate this day, I was granted permission to bestow 2000 bonus Time Shards should you answer 3 advanced trivia questions successfully. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Once you feel the required Messengers are available, call on me at your convenience. |
| Clockwork Concierge | There are 6 hours left. I have a lot to prepare for tonight's festivities, but you may DM my operator at any time to get my attention. |
| Damyon | I'll happily start answering, I love questionnaires like this |
| Clockwork Concierge | Do you now, Damyon? |
| VeggieDelphine | wait ! |
| Damyon | Er- wait a sec |
| VeggieDelphine | can't we wait for Soleil, at least ? |
| Damyon | This isn't a one time thing, right? |
| VeggieDelphine | I think it is |
| Damyon | Oh, nevermind then |
| VeggieDelphine | and we will have to work together, probably |
| Damyon | I don't wanna waste this chance |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message] [note: most likely deleted due to a typo] |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now now, as stated earlier we will wait until you are all ready, but I believe Damyon can do a warm up round for 50 bonus Time Shards. |
| Damyon | Oh, just a warm up? That's fine |
| Clockwork Concierge | Ready, Damyon? |
| Damyon | Yes |
| Clockwork Concierge | Serendipitous! So tell me, Damyon, which very cute character's name is contained within the word 'serendipitous'? |
| Damyon | Hmm |
| Damyon | Pitou |
| Clockwork Concierge | We have a winner! That's 50 Time Shards, thank you for playing, Damyon. |
| OHSHIET | can we try again? 
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| Clockwork Concierge | My, another warm up round? Are you ready then, OHSHIET? |
| OHSHIET | Ok! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Delightful! OHSHIET, for 100 Time Shards What is the requirement for a Leaf Monster to come out of hiding? |
| OHSHIET | A full moon. |
| OHSHIET | (And maybe someone to trigger the Leaf Monster) |
| Clockwork Concierge | Indeed, the answer is a full moon. That's 100 Time Shards! Congratulations OHSHIET. |
| #dojo | |
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| #general | |
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| VeggieDelphine | So ... what do we do about that Clockwork Concierge's quizz ? |
| VeggieDelphine | He said we had 6 hours ... about 4 hours ago ? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am ready when you are, though there is only an hour and a half left. |
| Spiderbenb | How tough are these questions anyways? What should we expect? |
| VeggieDelphine | The warm up was easy |
| VeggieDelphine | but it was a warm up |
| VeggieDelphine | we don't know |
| Clockwork Concierge | We are celebrating a birthday, I wouldn't stress too much over this. |
| Gooberbarbarian | So everybody's just waiting patiently |
| Spiderbenb | Yeah, I thought I'd kill time by trying to ask The Clockwork Concierge a question. |
| Spiderbenb | Technically it's about a Theory i have, But not one that you'd expect. |
| Clockwork Concierge | What is your question, Spiderbenb? |
| Spiderbenb | Should i be aware of any dangerous implications of opening a portal? |
| Clockwork Concierge | That would depend on the portal. |
| Doom Man | Can I ask something too sir |
| Spiderbenb | A Portal To The Void. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Go for it Doom Man, I shall only be vague if you are. |
| Spiderbenb | As bad as that sounds, I'm vastly curious on the area itself in hopes of learning more about it. |
| Doom Man | Alrighty so we know that you know a few things about the shopkeeper and the shop itself. Do you know the person who the shopkeeper got its music from? |
| Soleil | He got his music from Rainbowdragoneyes, right? |
| Doom Man | I just want to be sure if there's more behind that |
| OHSHIET | Clocko can we now begin our quiz? Soleils here |
| Clockwork Concierge | My knowledge of The Void is sadly very limited, Spiderbenb. While the kids who reconfigured my circuits were attuned to Time Magic, its effects remain lost on me. |
| Thierry | Easy, Concierge. |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message] [note: most likely deleted due to a typo] |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh yes, the festivities! There is so much to do... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Are we ready for a little quizz, then? There are 2000 Time Shards on the line! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please take 5 minutes to determine who will be responsible for providing final answers. Any Ninja will do. |
| VeggieDelphine | Soleil ? |
| Gooberbarbarian | Ya |
| ElevenWAV | ya |
| Doom Man | We're all gonna choose soleil really |
| MFC | Soleil if she's online |
| Sage | ya |
| Doom Man | And I think if by chance soleil doesn't know something, then we can try our own answers |
| OHSHIET | Thierry |
| OHSHIET | Choose Thierry he knows the answers |
| OHSHIET | Yo @Thiеrry do you want to test your skills in The Messenger lore?
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| Clockwork Concierge | Discussion is very much allowed for every question. I am simply looking for an official representative to provide final answers. |
| Clappj | Soleil |
| Ashes | Soleil |
| Clockwork Concierge | Do you accept, Soleil? |
| Soleil | Sure. |
| Clockwork Concierge | IT'S SHOWTIME !!! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Excuse me, I get very excited about quizzes.... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Using the best of five model, you must obtain 3 right answers before obtaining 3 wrong answers. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 1, true or false Sabotage was founded in April 2016. |
| OHSHIET | 3 years. Looks obvious. |
| VeggieDelphine | True ! |
| ElevenWAV | true |
| Soleil | Should I say it now? |
| VeggieDelphine | Yes |
| VeggieDelphine | True |
| ElevenWAV | yes |
| Soleil | Answer: True |
| Clockwork Concierge | That answer is... |
| Clockwork Concierge | CORRECT |
| [lots of celebrating from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: Question 2, true or false Colos] |
| [lots of confusion from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 2, true or false Colos and Suses are cousins. |
| Gooberbarbarian | False |
| Gooberbarbarian | Dumb brothers |
| Soleil | The narrator mentions they are brothers and also their Steam card. |
| OHSHIET | The previous question was more interesting |
| Kammesennin | I'm confident that Soleil has this. |
| ElevenWAV | false |
| MFC | false |
| ElevenWAV | they are bruddas |
| Soleil | Answer: False |
| Clockwork Concierge | That answer is... |
| Clockwork Concierge | CORRECT |
| [lots of celebrating from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 3, written answer. The Archivist first needed everyone to witness Ninja's story to provide a sense of the future that needs saving, but mainly because he encountered something extremely relevant to Book 2. What is it? |
| [7 minutes of fruitless discussion] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Shall I start a timer? |
| Gooberbarbarian | No |
| MFC | oh no |
| VeggieDelphine | No, we prefer no timer |
| ElevenWAV | OH NO |
| Gooberbarbarian | Not required |
| Clockwork Concierge | Final answer due in 2 minutes. |
| [1 minute of panicked discussion] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Final answer due in 1 minute. |
| Soleil | Answer: Demon King |
| Clockwork Concierge | That answer is... |
| Clockwork Concierge | INCORRECT |
| [many upset reactions from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Do you want me to stop the quizz? I only mean to have fun on this day of celebration! |
| [a chorus of "no"s] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Fabulous, let's move on then! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 4, written answer. What is the Clockwork Castle keeping out of reach of the Demons? |
| Soleil | Related?
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| VeggieDelphine | ohhhh |
| Gooberbarbarian | Ooh |
| MFC | i think it is |
| VeggieDelphine | probably YES |
| Kammesennin | Definitely seems related |
| Doom Man | Maybe remnants are like the remaining demons |
| Gooberbarbarian | They are guarding the remnants |
| Kammesennin | But we don't know what they are remnants of. |
| VeggieDelphine | remnants of the true demon king ??? |
| Spiderbenb | Just go with Remnants maybe? |
| MFC | Just Remnants is a safe choice |
| Gooberbarbarian | Go with Remnants |
| VeggieDelphine | Is it precise enough ? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I require a specific answer. |
| Soleil | Answer: Remnants |
| Clockwork Concierge | Please elaborate. Remnants of what? |
| Gooberbarbarian | Remnants of the demon king? |
| Gooberbarbarian | Remnants of the blue robes? |
| Boud | Remnants of something evil |
| Boud | but what? |
| FrankyDess | Remanants of somethint the archivist did that summoned the demon in the first place |
| Doom Man | Remnants of the demon king feels like the closest thing |
| Stéphanie | I'd guess remnants of the blue robes that couldn't escape the Tower when  and did
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| Soleil | I'll go with what Doom Man said unless anyone disagrees. |
| VeggieDelphine | I agree |
| Boud | Maybe the Archivist shatterred the Demon King |
| FrankyDess | I agre |
| MFC | I agree |
| Stéphanie | Oooh |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| ElevenWAV | agree |
| Stéphanie | And it's chasing him |
| Stéphanie | Yes |
| Boud | wich in turn spread across alternate universes |
| Stéphanie | Remnants of the King |
| Soleil | Answer: Remnants of the Demon King |
| Clockwork Concierge | That answer is... |
| Clockwork Concierge | CORRECT!!! Congratulations Messengers, you have earned 2000 Time Shards!!! |
| [lots and lots of celebrating from the community] | |
| Stéphanie | I need to see what the other questions were |
| FrankyDess | Well isnt there another question for more birthday fun?
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| FrankyDess | Before the festivities? |
| Doom Man | Yeah I want question 5 |
| Doom Man | I don't wanna feel like we missed out |
| Babushka | yeah let us see the question 5 |
| ElevenWAV | question 5: colos 2 |
| Kammesennin | Yeah! Can we have the fifth question even if there's no bonus? |
| MFC | Gimme question 5 |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 5 wasn't fair, I suggest we let it rest. |
| [lots of disappointed responses, and bargaining, from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: Question 5, in tile units. If tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5?] |
| Clockwork Concierge | Question 5, in tile units. If a tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5? |
| Doom Man | Half a ruxxtin Does that mean himself or including the staff in the sprite |
| Clockwork Concierge | Head to toe, no stilts no staff. |
| [14 minutes of math discussion] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | If a tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5? |
| Stéphanie | 
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| Kammesennin | 64.86486486486486 |
| Clockwork Concierge | 64.86 IS CORRECT !!! Congratuations! |
| [lots of celebrating from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am late for the festivities, so let's do a quick pitou bonus round. For the next 2 minutes, all pitou reacts on this post are worth 2 Time Shards!!! |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Scroll up for more pitous! One minute left! |
| Clockwork Concierge | 16 pitous! That's 32 Time Shards. Thank you all for playing, and Happy Birthday, SaboTeam! |
| [lots of shocked reactions from the community that "SaboTeam" was red text] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | SaboTeam FTFM |
| Clockwork Concierge | SaboTeam |
| Clockwork Concierge | Concierge signing out, enjoy the rest of your day, Messengers. |
Flashback to December 5, 2018[]
"The Presentkeeper" talk portrait icon.
Up to this point in time, the official The Messenger Discord's server icon was that of the 8-bit Shopkeeper. To celebrate the winter season, the server icon was temporarily updated to artwork of "The Presentkeeper," a Christmas-themed version of The Shopkeeper. Soleil pointed out that The Shopkeeper's Twitter avatar remained unaltered, provoking The Shopkeeper to respond in turn.
| #general | |
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| Gooberbarbarian | Ooh the discord icon changed!!! |
| Clappj | perfect icon |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Spiderbenb | omg the icon is awesome |
| Sage | it kicks
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| Swordslash | Hell yeah |
| Swordslash | Big shoutout to SaboJLux for making it |
| Spiderbenb | Looks super dope. 
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| Soleil | The Twitter avatar is still the same. https://twitter.com/LeShopkeeper/ 
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| Soleil | Secret grinch? |
| Swordslash | That's up to the devs to change
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| Jerp | updated |
| Jerp | https://twitter.com/LeShopkeeper/status/1070501687926886400 [note: the preview displayed The Presentkeeper talk portrait icon] |
| Soleil | I'm sorry I called him a grinch. 
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April 12, 2019[]
The Shopkeeper popped by to give a sneak peek of the upcoming Discord branch of the shop. She also referenced an event that occurred on 4 months ago on December 5, 2018.
| #general | |
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| The Shopkeeper | So, I'm all set and the talent tree is up, how's the time shard count, @Clockwork Concierge ? |
| Spiderbenb | Concierge is under maintenance right now |
| The Shopkeeper | Still under maintenance, huh? |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh well, I supposed you're all still short on shards. |
| The Shopkeeper | Next week, then? |
| Gooberbarbarian | Sure |
| The Shopkeeper | You do understand how things are going to play out, right? |
| The Shopkeeper | One of you will get the role, and thus a private audience. |
| The Shopkeeper | First upgrade, as always, will be on the house. |
| The Shopkeeper | I must confess I have my own guess on which you will pick first... |
| Gooberbarbarian | 
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| Gooberbarbarian | ;) |
| Soleil | Wow Goober is so lucky. |
| The Shopkeeper | Come on Soleil, I once changed my profile pic just for you -_-' |
| Soleil |
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| Soleil | Thanks again btw, very Christmas-y outfit |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh you can buy all sorts of things in my shop. Whether the community's will is considered and/or followed will be up to whoever is The Messenger. |
| The Shopkeeper | I guess a little spoiler is in order. |
| Dime | I also hear there's a clog down the sink |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh the Money Sink? |
| The Shopkeeper | There's no unclogging it. |
| The Shopkeeper | I mean... |
| The Shopkeeper | Unless you had a Money Wrench.... |
| The Shopkeeper | But let's get back to the subject at hand. |
| The Shopkeeper | I look forward to seeing how you choose to prioritize the uprades to this place. |
| The Shopkeeper | Let me just hide the bulk of the talent tree aaaand...... |
| Dime | Also, stories? |
| The Shopkeeper | Here.
SPOILER  |
| Spiderbenb | If we cant get stories, then is it really a shop? |
| The Shopkeeper | @Dime, I don't deal with rethorical questions. |
| The Shopkeeper | You will get what you pay for. |
| The Shopkeeper | See you at the 10 thousand mark. |
April 15, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge announced that he was seeking a couple of more moderators. Later, The Shopkeeper dropped by and mentioned a lore tidbit about Monk and Quillble. However, the messages were swiftly deleted by SaboTeam. The Shopkeeper went on to chat about various things with the community.
The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community and comments on the number of members in the Discord.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Hello Messengers! I hope this day is treating you well. Did you know that since I was recruited this community has nearly doubled already? What a time to be a concierge. |
| Clockwork Concierge | While I love my duties here, tending to the Clockwork Castle is still very time-consuming. As such, I would be delighted to receive additional help from the most motivated among you. |
| Clockwork Concierge | More earnestly put, I am looking for two more Moderators. |
| Clockwork Concierge | If you are serious and interested in taking on a long term Moderator role, please send my assistant Phil a direct message with your timezone, mastered languages and weekly availabilities. |
| Clockwork Concierge | We will then consult and determine the two who are the best fit to make sure this place lives up to its potential. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Here are 100 Time Shards for your attention. Thank you for spreading the word! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, and don't bother asking Kamesennin for interview tips, our contract is VERY STRICT. Right, Kamme? |
| Kammesennin | Y-yes! gulps |
| #ninja-village | |
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| Doom Man | Quarble helping in fighting would be interesting Too bad in boss fights he just gets scared |
| The Shopkeeper | [deleted message: Greed Demons fighting alongside their Messenger?] |
| The Shopkeeper | [deleted message: (paraphrasing) "I said no more spoilers about the Monk"] |
| Doom Man | I thought shopkeep was gonna make a silly joke so I wasn't ready |
| Doom Man | Also someone should count the amount of times a character "accidentally" spoils us |
| The Shopkeeper | How about counting the amount of times Doom Man enjoys the ride? |
| Gooberbarbarian | How are you doing Shoppy |
| VeggieDelphine | Hey Shopkeeper how are you ? |
| Kammesennin | It has happened 22 times. |
| Babushka | Hi Shoppy |
| VeggieDelphine | Are you annoyed by us always staring in the unopened shop ? |
| The Shopkeeper | I'm good. All done setting up shop in the tropics, and waiting on these 10 000 shards. |
| Kammesennin | @The Shopkeeper Do you have any stories to share? |
| VeggieDelphine | You could make a discount |
| VeggieDelphine | Why do you need exactly 10,000? |
| The Shopkeeper | Of course I do Kamme, does this look like Rivière Turquoise to you? |
| VeggieDelphine | Are you in trouble with money? |
| Kammesennin | No, I suppose it doesn't. |
| The Shopkeeper | Money? |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Doom Man | cough shards |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh, I never keep any shards, I consume them to do my thing. |
| The Shopkeeper | In this case, opening up shop here. |
| VeggieDelphine | Oh I see |
| VeggieDelphine | Oh right you need it for the magic |
| VeggieDelphine | Hey Shopkeeper do you personally know pitou ? |
| VeggieDelphine | 
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| Gooberbarbarian |
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| DreamHazard |
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| The Shopkeeper | I do. |
| VeggieDelphine | Is he a good boy ? |
| Kammesennin | Can you please share a story with us before you go? It's been a while since we had one, and we really enjoy them. |
| The Shopkeeper | Pitou is the best boy. |
| Babushka | Pitou is the goodest best boy and we love him
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| The Shopkeeper | Stories will have to wait, @Kammesennin, one shouldn't open their presents before x-mas. |
| The Shopkeeper | I do have a few good one in stores though. |
| Kammesennin | Fair enough. There's a moral in your short sentence there and that will tide me over. Thank you. |
| The Shopkeeper | But sadly, the cabinet is lost. |
| Soleil | SPOILER  |
| DreamHazard | Shopkeeper, may I respectfully ask your pronouns? As a trans woman I feel it's especially important to pay attention to these things |
| The Shopkeeper | An unacceptable time anomly, @Soleil. Please don't make too much of it. |
| VeggieDelphine | Good question !! |
| Soleil | Okay. 
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| VeggieDelphine | I’d love to know your pronouns as well |
| The Shopkeeper | Ah, Messenger @DreamHazard, I suppose I should thank you for all the support! |
| The Shopkeeper | When it comes to my identity, I prefer to remain anonymous, you can refer to me in any way you please. |
| The Shopkeeper | I must go for now. Should the opportunity arise, please say hi to Rock Lesieur for me, his dedication is highly underrated. |
| The Shopkeeper | Godspeed! |
April 19, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge delivered a message from The Archivist.
The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community and mentions the shop's upcoming opening.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Good day Messengers! It seems The Shop will be opening soon. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I must say, for once we are thoroughly prepared. |
| Clockwork Concierge | As some of you have surmized, everything that happens here is directed in accordance to The Archivist's big picture plan. |
| Clockwork Concierge | During our discussion to determine who has been chosen to join the Moderators team at the Clockwork Castle, he also demanded that I share a message with all of you. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Archivist says- 'Given our past struggles, I was pleased to witness everyone come together and choose to forgo the short-term gain of daily nominations in an effort to ensure all new Ninjas are worthy of the title.' |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Archivist says- 'This should not go unrewarded. On that, I defer to you, Concierge.' |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Archivist says- 'I am currently considering someone who shows potential to be the first Voidwalker. In the meantime, please send everyone my regards.' |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, is it good to hear from him! For this exemplary show of team spirit, I am hereby granting you 250 bonus Time Shards! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Have a great week-end, everyone. |
| Babushka | I think Soleil will be defo the one who gets the Voidwalker role but I have other people in mind that wouldn't surprise me! |
| Ashes | i was thinking between Soleil, Kamme, and Spider we'd have solid contenders for the Voidwalker role |
| MFC | Same |
| ElevenWAV | same, these three guys deserve it |
| MFC | Or even ohshiet and bab |
| ElevenWAV | or babushka too, but I don't know if her have time to spend on this |
| Babushka | Yeah I was thinking about Kamme and Spider too 
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| Babushka | But me? Thank you for the nice words but I'm not sure if timezones would let me take part of the events
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| Babushka | That would be a big responsibility. I think I could pull it off at the end |
| Clockwork Concierge | On that, Babushka, one of the biggest sacrifices we should thank our Moderators for, is that they forfeit their chance to partake in special events reserved to ninjas. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Should we give thanks our Mods, then? ❤ |
| [many "thank you"s were said to the moderator team by the community] | |
| Spiderbenb | So, how goes the new mod nominations? Any update on that front? |
| Clockwork Concierge | We have come to an agreement and will make announcements next week. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Today is a big day for SabotTeam and we don't mean to steal the spotlight. Thierry will be in touch. |
| Thierry |
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| Thierry | Let us work @Clockwork Concierge lol |
| Kammesennin | Thanks SaboTeam for making the game and the server so we could all be here to share this experience!
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| Spiderbenb | Speaking of The Concierge, we never really get a chance to ask this, But How are you doing lately Concierge? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you for asking, Spiderbenb. From what I understand of the human experience, the way Philip keeps tinkering with me I now feel the clockwork equivalent of coming back from the dentist. |
| Clockwork Concierge | But I am well, dedication and purpose go a long way. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | trying™ |
April 24, 2019[]
The community was 75 Time Shards short of being able to afford the shop, but the Clockwork Concierge provided assistance.
The Clockwork Concierge contemplates the remaining number of Time Shards required for opening the shop.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Kammesennin | There are way more important things at hand such as discussing the potential existence of legs for an additional 75
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| Clockwork Concierge | 75 Time Shards, huh? |
| Clockwork Concierge | That would certainly give Phil a bit of stress! |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message] [note: most likely deleted due to a typo] |
| starryeyedninja | I SAW THAT |
| Stéphanie | I saw that! |
| Clockwork Concierge | It seems we are closing in on the shop's grand opening a little ahead of schedule. |
| VeggieDelphine | Saw what ??? |
| Stéphanie | The same message |
| VeggieDelphine | Ok |
| Stéphanie | Don't worry |
| Clockwork Concierge | It's fine, my dear adventurers. I am not so used to correcting my own typos either. |
| Doom Man | so is the shop going to get delayed despite having 10000 shards is what the concierge is saying? if so can we know why? |
| Ashes | I don’t think the shop is being delayed? I’m not sure |
| Clockwork Concierge | Delaying the shop? Why exactly would we do such a thing? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Opening a shop is a lot more work than it looks. But we will be fine. If we don't start randomly awarding 75 shards that is. |
| Clockwork Concierge | ... |
| Clockwork Concierge | I didn't mean to do it randomly, Phil. But I see no reason to award 75 Time Shards at the moment. I mean, it's not like the people here can name three characters from The Messenger who technically don't have legs. |
| VeggieDelphine | Abomination |
| Babushka | Concierge |
| Babushka | Manfred |
| Doom Man | we never see the blue robes' legs
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| Stéphanie | Emerald Golem |
| Clockwork Concierge | Abomination technically has legs, and lots of them. |
| GeoffChisnall | Ruxxtin's Staff |
| Stéphanie | Emerald Spirit Manfred Clockwork Concierge |
| Dime | The eyeball enemy known as Tsatson |
| Gooberbarbarian |  
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| VeggieDelphine | Wall Shmu |
| Gooberbarbarian | Clocko just had a propellor |
| GeoffChisnall | Butterfly Matriarch possibly too |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, does anyone even HAVE legs in this little world? |
| Babushka | Ninja has at least two |
| Doom Man | matriarch has legs I think |
| Gooberbarbarian | has 4
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| VeggieDelphine | Barma |
| Clockwork Concierge | Your answers are both overkill and acceptable. Here are 75 Time Shards for you. Phil, I will go make some coffee... |
April 25, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge arrived on scene to celebrate the community finally gathering 10,000 total Time Shards to open up #the-shop. When he began speaking, he had difficulty turning on his microphone (dialogue boxes). He then threw the Time Shards into a converter.
After converting all 10,000 Time Shards, #the-shop text channel opened. Nobody could post in the channel, except for The Shopkeeper herself, and a single lucky member who was temporarily granted the Discord role, "The Messenger." Damyon was selected to be the first Messenger, and he unlocked the talent tree, revealing three potential upgrades: "Oracle," "Colos or Suses," and "The Scrying Orb." GaidenGravity was selected to be the next Messenger, and he purchased "Colos or Suses."
The Clockwork Concierge gets his microphone working.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | My, it has happened! |
| Clockwork Concierge | What is wrong Philip? It seems my microphone is not working properly! |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Let me look at the cables. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Does it work now? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Mike check! |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Wrong one. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, the embarrassment... |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | What about now? |
| Clockwork Concierge | MIKE CHECK |
| Clockwork Concierge | Much better! Thank you, Philip. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I should congratulate you, Messengers! Today marks a very important event. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now, if I can just grab the pile of Time Shards here... |
| Clockwork Concierge | And done. You now have 3 Time Shards left. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now to hope everything goes smoothly, please stand by as I throw them in the converter. |
| Clockwork Concierge | 5 Time Shards processed... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Philip, at this rate the shop will open after the release of the DLC. Can we speed things up? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | Let me try some buttons. |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | What about the yellow one? |
| Clockwork Concierge | The converter stopped... |
| Clockwork Concierge | What's that noise, Philip? |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | I wish I knew. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh no, it's.... IT'S.... PHILIP DO SOMETHING!!! |
| Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) | randomly presses anything |
| Clockwork Concierge | Phew, good thing my belly conceals a fire extinguisher! |
| Clockwork Concierge | 2533 Time Shards processed... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Anyone has an anecdote they want to share while we wait? I love stories about going to the pool. |
| Damyon | Pools are nice, I like them during the Summer heat |
| Damyon | Especially when it gets around 30 degrees |
| Clockwork Concierge | You and me both, Damyon. |
| Clockwork Concierge | 7883 Time Shards processed... |
| Clockwork Concierge | I can't wait for Soleil to read the log in order to determine the shards per second processing speed of my converter... |
| Stéphanie | Hey Concierge am I annoying? |
| Clockwork Concierge | You are not annoying Stéphanie. In fact I love your art. |
| Clockwork Concierge | PROCESSING |
| Clockwork Concierge | COMPLETE |
| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| #the-shop | |
|---|---|
| The Shopkeeper | @everyone My, you all took your sweet time, didn't you? |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, let's get this show on the road... |
| The Shopkeeper | My shop, my rules. I will be seeing Messengers one at a time, and allow them to perform three actions before moving on. |
| The Shopkeeper | Today, I have time for 2 Messengers. |
| The Shopkeeper | Even though I highly suspect you will, I strongly suggest that you do not waste any actions. |
| The Shopkeeper | I am now ready to welcome the first Messenger of this new venture. As The Prophet would say : WHOMST SHALL IT BE? |
| The Shopkeeper | ...is he ever annoying... |
| The Shopkeeper | Anyway, send me a DM if you are interested and I will pick someone over the next 60 seconds, starting now! |
| The Shopkeeper | RIP my inbox. Please press F at your earliest convenience... |
| The Shopkeeper | A Messenger has been chosen! |
| The Shopkeeper | Welcome to the shop, Damyon, please make good use of your actions today. You have 3 left. |
| The Shopkeeper | What will your first action be? You can either choose to chat or unlock the talent tree. |
| Damyon | I'd like to unlock the talent tree |
| Damyon | 
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| The Shopkeeper | As you wish! |
| The Shopkeeper | Behold, THE TALENT TREE! http://themessengergame.com/shop
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| The Shopkeeper | I will let everyone browse for a few moments. Don't forget, it's better with music!
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| Damyon | Ooh! Interesting |
| The Shopkeeper | Careful Damyon, that would technically be an action, but I will let it slide. |
| The Shopkeeper | Now, you have 2 actions left. We can either chat, or you can ask for details about the upgrade of your choice. |
| The Shopkeeper | What will it be, Messenger? |
| Damyon | I'd like to ask about the orb upgrade |
| The Shopkeeper | As the description states, buying this upgrade will add the #scrying-orb channel to the Discord. |
| The Shopkeeper | (That was a quick head-up for those on mobile) |
| The Shopkeeper | Now for the specifics. |
| The Shopkeeper | Every now and then, strange manifestations will occur within the Orb, prompting an opportunity to spend a few Time Shards to make the vision concrete. |
| The Shopkeeper | It will provide advanced spoilers. |
| The Shopkeeper | And I do mean advanced.
SPOILER  |
| The Shopkeeper | There is a downside to Scrying Magic however. If, for any reason, anything seen within the Orb is copied, shown, leaked, or shared anywhere (other channels here included), the Orb will shatter forever. |
| The Shopkeeper | As long as its secrets are kept safe, it will provide visions for a price. |
| The Shopkeeper | You have one action left. We can either chat, or you can ask about a specific upgrade. |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh, hold up. |
| The Shopkeeper | I can also show you something cool. |
| The Shopkeeper | So which will it be, Damyon? |
| Damyon | I'd like to see something cool |
| The Shopkeeper | Good call. |
| The Shopkeeper | Press F5 in the talent tree's page now! |
| The Shopkeeper | Thanks for stopping by, Damyon! |
| The Shopkeeper | Now, who's next? Time to survive a second trip to the inbox... |
| The Shopkeeper | Step forward, GaidenGravity! |
| GaidenGravity | Let's chat! |
| The Shopkeeper | That was fast! |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, what do you want to chat about? We can either talk about the upgrade prices, gossip, or ask me anything though I may not provide a satisfying answer. |
| GaidenGravity | Gossip |
| The Shopkeeper | Gossip it is! |
| The Shopkeeper | So, you know how The Prophet is always big and in character, making everything epic, right? |
| The Shopkeeper | Let me tell you how it all started for him. |
| The Shopkeeper | He was playing D&D with his friends one night, and mid-game was visited by the Western Hero. |
| The Shopkeeper | He carried the scroll, crossed the island, and became a blue robe. |
| The Shopkeeper | And to this day he still thinks it's all part of an epic D&D night! |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, GaidenGravity, you have 2 actions left. |
| The Shopkeeper | We can either chat, or you can ask about a specific upgrade. |
| GaidenGravity | What's your favorite story out of all the ones you've told? |
| The Shopkeeper | ... |
| The Shopkeeper | The boy in the well
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| The Shopkeeper | Alright, GaidenGravity. Final action : we can either talk about the upgrade prices being too damn high or you can leave. |
| GaidenGravity | lets talk about the upgrade prices being too damn high |
| The Shopkeeper | Amazing! I'm used to pre-scripted interactions you see, and thought I could easily bait you into GETTING A FIRST FREE UPGRADE ON THE HOUSE AS IS SHOPKEEPER'S TRADITION. |
| The Shopkeeper | Now if we can all pretend that played out in a surprising and organic way, I will now give you 5000 TIME SHARDS |
| The Shopkeeper | Or you can leave... |
| The Shopkeeper | So GaidenGravity, what will it be? Do you want to leave or get 5000 Time Shards? |
| GaidenGravity | Get 5000 Time Shards! |
| The Shopkeeper | Played right into my hand! I'm so getting this raise... |
| The Shopkeeper | @Clockwork Concierge, if you'd be so kind... |
| The Shopkeeper | Great. |
| The Shopkeeper | It's your call, Messenger. Do you want to buy an upgrade today, and if so, which? |
| GaidenGravity | I will buy the Colos or Suses event! |
| The Shopkeeper | We have a deal! |
| The Shopkeeper | Thank you for visiting the shop today, I will be back when the timing feels right. |
| The Shopkeeper | GODSPEED, MESSENGERS
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| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Congratulations, everyone. |
| Clockwork Concierge | And remember, no matter what happens past this point, all of that happened, and that is something to be celebrated! |
| Clockwork Concierge | As if my plate wasn't full already, is seems I will be in charge of the Colos or Suses event. More on this tomorrow. |
| heather | but i work tomorrow :( |
| heather | can you put it off till monday @Clockwork Concierge ?
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| Clockwork Concierge | The event starts tomorrow and will last for a little while, Heather. Everyone will be able to participate at their convenience. |
April 26, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge began the "Colos or Suses event," and the Concierge referenced a popular typo he made during the quiz from April 4, 2019. Community members PM'd the Clockwork Concierge if they wanted to join Team Colos or Team Suses along with a supporting argument for their team, and they would be assigned a corresponding "Team Colos" or "Team Suses" Discord role. The team they joined was displayed in the new event text channel, #colos-or-suses. Also later that day, the Clockwork Castle was threatened by the Demon General, which prompted the Clockwork Concierge to recruit a couple of moderators earlier than scheduled.
The Clockwork Concierge asks for more information before relaying a message.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Rick ム | Hey Hey, can I ask one question to Sobotage? |
| Clockwork Concierge | That depends, is it a good one? If so I will relay it. |
| Rick ム | You're a nice bot! |
| Clockwork Concierge | That's not a question. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Or should I say, there's no question about that? |
| Rick ム | How many copies of The Messenger you've sold across any platform? |
| Stéphanie | (Not enough) |
| Rick ム | noooo |
| Thierry | Yo Rick that's a tough one! |
| Thierry | The gist of it is we sold enough to be good for a few months and we decided to use that to work on free DLC to thank people who encouraged us |
| Thierry | As for the future the challenge in finding the means to bring our ideas to life is still present but we're hopeful |
| Rick ム | That's fine! |
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | My, it will soon be time for the Colos or Suses event kick-off! Stay tuned, Messengers. |
| Clockwork Concierge | That tickles, Philip! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, apologies, Messengers... |
| Clockwork Concierge | It appears the necessary hardware for the Colos or Suses event is currently being installed! |
| Clockwork Concierge | How exciting! Our first event!! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Ok now it hurts, Philip. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Was it... are you done? |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | Yes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you, Philip! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Alas, Messengers, the time has come to answer the most difficult question of all time. |
| Clockwork Concierge | True or False Colos |
| Clockwork Concierge | ... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now, for the real thing, the one question that has been on everyone's mind forever! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Colos? Or Suses? |
| Clockwork Concierge | The community will decide! My new module is now online. Send me a DM with the !event command at your earliest convenience to CHOOSE YOUR CAMP! The event has started! |
| Babushka | how am I supposed to choose between 2 best boys |
| Clockwork Concierge | Babushka, we all know the best boy is Pitou. You are not obligated to vote, but I hope you will. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am much pleased with the participation so far! I will be gathering votes for the next week. Be sure to tell everyone to participate. |
| Boog2TheMan | how do you vote for which team? |
| Solaris Knight | DM the concierge with !events |
| Clockwork Concierge | Without the 's', please. |
| Babushka | omg i'm, green! |
| Boo | Oh I like that color change |
| Babushka | I like green
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| PhΩmega | green is good |
| ElevenWAV | orange ye boi |
| MFC | orange is gud |
| Boo | I'm glad to have picked orange boi |
| Babushka | C H U N K Y B O I S Q U A D |
| Clockwork Concierge | Indeed, I thought showing your colors would be a good addition to this little event. But fear not, as it is temporary. |
| Clockwork Concierge | ATTENTION ALL MESSENGERS |
| Clockwork Concierge | THE SEALS OF THE CLOCKWORK CASTLE HAVE WEAKENED |
| Clockwork Concierge | ALERT! ALERT! THE DEMON GENERAL FOUND THE DEMON KING'S PRISON |
| Clockwork Concierge | ADDITIONAL SUPPORT REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, what a terrible turn of events!!! |
| Clockwork Concierge | I was not entirely done reviewing candidates. But time is of the essence it seems! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Messenger Boo. |
| Boo | Yes? |
| Boo | Hi! |
| Clockwork Concierge | For you positive attitude and constant contributions to this community, I would welcome you as a Moderator. Do you accept? |
| Boo | Why, of course! |
| Boo | Also you typo'ed that but I love you regardless 
|
| Clockwork Concierge | Beautiful! Please join me in the Clockwork Castle now for briefing. |
| Boo | Right away, sir! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Quickly.... I.... need one more...the seals... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Messenger Aevoa. |
| Aevoa |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Ah yes, ever the silent one. I have considered your application, and while you are not the most vocal here, I believe you have what it takes to act decisively when the situation requires it. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I would have you as another new Moderator. Do you accept? |
| Aevoa | I accept! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Beautiful! Step forward Aevoa, and join me in the Clockwork Castle for your briefing! |
| Clockwork Concierge | THREAT CONTAINED. ALL SYSTEMS STABLE. |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: My, what day! Let us celebrate our new Mods, everyone, and enjoy our first event!] |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, what a day! Let us celebrate our new Mods, everyone, and enjoy our first event! |
| Lich | I still don't get the point of event |
| Lich | I voted Suses and... |
| Clockwork Concierge | The point of the event, Messenger Lich, is to arrive to a decisive conclusion when it comes to the cyclops. |
| Lich | so... we have to choose main cyclope? |
| Lich | ok |
| Clockwork Concierge | I will be gathering the communities reasons to vote for one or the other for the next week, and we will then be in Phase 2 of the event where these reasons will be pitted against each other until one of the two brothers is the definitive winner. |
| Lich | how many people made meme reasons? |
| MFC | Oh no |
| PhΩmega | 
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| Soleil | 
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| MFC | My reason is just a joke |
| MFC | we lost guys |
| GaidenGravity | mine's a meme but also 
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| Boo | Mine is epic and perfect |
| Boo | (and also kinda meme) |
| Stéphanie | Mine is logic |
| Kammesennin | Mine is memey but accurate still |
| Babushka | My reason was:
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| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: As many as the amount who cared to meme. We shall have see in due time, but I hope the answer is that all of you did. I love me a good meme Colos] |
| Clockwork Concierge | As many as the amount who cared to meme. We shall see in due time, but I hope the answer is that all of you did. I love me a good meme Colos |
| Clockwork Concierge | So many typos, it appears I am still shaking from all the stress and excitement. I will now go rest for a while. |
April 30, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge dropped by to talk about the "Colos or Suses event."
The Clockwork Concierge is pleased with the community's participation.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Good day Messengers! I should let you know that I am quite excited to see how many of you decided to participate in the Colos or Suses event. |
| Clockwork Concierge | This is a friendly reminder that voting closes this Friday. Golly, I am already excited for Phase 2! Tell newcomers, and tell your friends! The more the merrier! |
| Babushka | Does Clocko know I love and appreciate him |
| Clockwork Concierge | You know I do, Babushka. |
| Shuu | Curious how things kind of work, I see there is some sort of meta game, but how can I participate? |
| Gooberbarbarian | Well, |
| Gooberbarbarian | Firstly there is the #ninja-village that can be talked in by ninjas, who are elected by the surrent ninjas for being active, participating in the community, making fanart, speed running, etc. |
| Gooberbarbarian | Secondly, there are several characters from in the game (some being minor spoilers) that talk within the Discord, establish events, etc. |
| Gooberbarbarian | Currently we are in a #colos-or-suses event where people choose if they prefer one over the other. This was given to us after we collected time shards as a community, which can still be collected, and then we spent them on this event in #the-shop |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | @Shuu - You can also track the community progress from http://themessengergame.com/shop
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| Shuu | What is the orange resource? |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | They're called Timeshards, it's The Messenger in-game currency.
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| Shuu | Thank you. :) |
| Shuu | I'm going to purchase the game to check things out. |
| Shuu | Another question - what do the sub names of people mean, like "The Guardian, The Scavenger, etc" |
| Shuu | And why do some people have a Panda emoji in their nickname? |
| Babushka | oh... panda is a meme here 
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| Clockwork Concierge | This place can get pretty meme-intensive. |
May 3, 2019[]
Phase 1 of the "Colos or Suses event" ended. The Clockwork Concierge generously bestowed a large number of Time Shards to the community and spoke of a mysterious shop upgrade called "the letter H."
The Clockwork Concierge gets the attention of Messengers.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Attention all Messengers! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Phase 1 of the Colos or Suses event is almost over. If you haven't voted yet, note that there are only 2 hours remaining. Tell your fellow adventurers, voting is closing soon! |
| Clockwork Concierge | I will then parse all your reasons through my integrated NSFW filter, and if there are any left, we will begin Phase 2 on Monday! |
| Clockwork Concierge | For what it's worth, I consider Suses' loin cloth attack to be SFW. And quite hilarious, too. |
| [2 hours later] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | Phase 1 of the Colos or Suses event is now officially over! See you all on Monday |
| Ashes | How far from that goal are we? |
| A Wild Mike | i;m on it |
| A Wild Mike | 
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| A Wild Mike | 1791
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| Ashes | oh i meant how many members do we have jdnfnfkd but thank you! |
| A Wild Mike | Oh lmao |
| Kammesennin | 993 |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, Kamme, are we that close to a thousand already? |
| Kammesennin | Indeed we are |
| Kammesennin | We've made such incredible progress, wouldn't you agree? |
| Clockwork Concierge | It would be quite exciting to reach it soon, especially since I am only allowed to give bonus Time Shards on Fridays! |
| Kammesennin | Yeah, I sure hope we manage to hit the number soon here |
| Clockwork Concierge | A thousand members, a thousand shards! You have 2 hours. |
| [2 hours later] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | I'm impressed. |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | This looks like the moment when the Concierge gets in Friday mode and adds multiple milestones in my next week planning. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Mike check |
| Soleil | @A Wild Mike |
| Clockwork Concierge | Mic check? |
| Soleil | Oh |
| Soleil | Carry on then. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Splendid! It appears we have reached a thousand members. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Apologies, I just woke up from maintenance. Philip is it Friday still? |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | Looks like it, yes. |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Unprecedented! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Very well then. I shall award you a thousand Time Shards to celebrate! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, and two more things! |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | oh not again. |
| Clockwork Concierge | First, I will ask The Shopkeeper to add the letter H to the shop. I believe it will come in handy later. |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | And lastly, if you could direct your attention to the fanart channel, you will notice the high quality content we saw this week. |
| Clockwork Concierge | We don't know yet who between the two brothers' job it will be in the end to award shards for outstanding community contributions, but in the meantime... |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am awarding you a bonus 500 Time Shards! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you everyone, have a great week-end! |
| Thierry | Yo Concierge stop messing with our balancing |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | yeah |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | this is getting heavy. |
| Thierry | ... |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | I'm still completely confused by the Jukebox arcane wiring and you keep adding timeshards. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Apologies to Saboteam, but to quote RDE, the fanart is 'sick and tight'. |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | yeah sure RDE. |
May 6, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge examined the supporting arguments for Team Colos and Team Suses that would be used for Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event." He was also unable to perform an ASCII shrug using a dialogue box, so he wrote one with plain text.
While Boo talked about his guitar stream of The Messenger, it segued into Clockwork Concierge referencing "the kids" who built him, but the message was deleted by SaboTeam. The Clockwork Concierge became sad and was comforted by the community.
The Clockwork Concierge parses the arguments for Phase 2.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Parses pro-Colos arguments. 'Well this is much softer than I expected.' |
| Clockwork Concierge | Opens pro-Suses folder... o_o |
| Stéphanie | Oh hi Concierge! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Good day, Stéphanie! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Counting is done. The community has submitted 30 pro-Colos and 36 pro-Suses arguments! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now, this doesn't mean we have a winner just yet! I will now remove 6 pro-Suses arguments, and we will be ready for Phase2! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Colos, or Suses? YOU will decide by voting as we pit arguments against each other one by one over the course of this week! Be sure to tune in tomorrow. |
| Babushka | I wonder if Clocko will also include the authors of each argument |
| Clockwork Concierge | \_□_/ |
| Clockwork Concierge | My, that ASCII shrug came out poorly. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I might, Babushka. |
| Spiderbenb | I got you Concierge, Here's a shrug. |
| Spiderbenb | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Clockwork Concierge | It works without the mic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| A Wild Mike | Holy |
| A Wild Mike | Did Clockwork just talk without a picture? |
| Babushka | Yeah he didn't use the microphone |
| MFC | How this is possible |
| Stéphanie | Oh, so the civil war will happen |
| Spiderbenb | Make Love, Not War. |
| Babushka | Make tea, not war |
| Boo | Make guitar runs, not war |
| Stéphanie | Make blindfolded guitar runs |
| Boo | Blindfold guitar seems overkill... I'll keep doing candleless guitar if that's fine for you
|
| Spiderbenb | Play the game on Rockband Drums.
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| Boo | I have those! ...but wireless, so unusable |
| Spiderbenb | Play on Potatoes. |
| Boo | lol |
| Babushka |
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| Babushka | Let's do something like twitch plays pokemon but with the messenger |
| Babushka | That would be a disaster |
| Clockwork Concierge | I simply turn it off... |
| Clockwork Concierge | And then back on again. |
| Babushka | Oh hello! |
| Boo | Concierge plays The Messenger |
| Clockwork Concierge | Don't we all, Boo. |
| Spiderbenb | When's the first Concierge Twitch Stream?
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| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message] [note: most likely deleted due to a typo] |
| Clockwork Concierge | A stream, huh? I mean if someone beat the game with a guitar, I don't see why I couldn't do it with my shotgun hands... |
| Boo | I'm flattered, to say the least
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| Stéphanie | Were you always designed as a weapon ? |
| Stéphanie | Canons everywhere |
| Clockwork Concierge | My past is... not very happy. |
| Stéphanie | Oh, sorry to bring that up |
| Babushka | I'm sorry to hear that Clocko |
| Babushka | Here is a Pitou 4u
|
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: And the kids who built me, they...] |
| Thierry | Ok stop right there |
| Stéphanie | >.> |
| Stéphanie | Oh no, it's the police |
| Thierry | Hi |
| Thierry | I'm just following The Archivist's orders I promise |
| Clockwork Concierge | Apologies, I simply miss them very much. To think of such a sacrifice... |
| Thierry | I get it @Clockwork Concierge, don't sweat it. |
| Clockwork Concierge | It's just, I wish you told their story... |
| Thierry | ... |
| Thierry | You know that's not up to me |
| Clockwork Concierge | Well, I am sad now. Please send wholesome memes. |
| [lots of love was sent Clockwork Concierge's way from the community] | |
| Clockwork Concierge | ❤ ❤ ❤ |
| Clockwork Concierge | I feel so much better! You have my thanks, Messengers. |
| VeggieDelphine | I hope my argument wasn’t removed in the 6 extra |
| Clockwork Concierge | I simply merged some redundant arguments. |
May 7, 2019[]
Clockwork Concierge revealed more information about himself, and Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" began. Later, the Clockwork Concierge was sorted to be underneath the "Characters" role instead of the "Moderator" role in the member list. And shortly afterwards, the "Characters" role was renamed to "Character" in order to be consistent with the other Discord roles.
The Clockwork Concierge comments on the pro-Suses arguments.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | My, is Suses nothing but legs to you all? |
| Clockwork Concierge | For the debate to remain interesting, I am boiling down arguments to avoid repetition. But rest assured, all who contributed a reason will be on the Commemorative Plaque. |
| Beardbro | \o/ |
| Clockwork Concierge | \o/ |
| Stéphanie | Hey Concierge, can I ask you a quick question? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Of course, Stéphanie. What can I do for you? |
| Stéphanie | I was wondering where you spend most of your time now |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh? Was that not clear? |
| Clockwork Concierge | After everything, I was reconfigured to serve the good. I have two main tasks. Guarding the remnants, and catering to the skylands, which helped delay the flood for a long time. |
| Clockwork Concierge | When it comes to my duties here, I answer to The Archivist. To make everything more convenient, it was decided that I would have access to this place while remaining in the Clockwork Castle. |
| Stéphanie | So you knew the flood was about to happen |
| Stéphanie | But how can you guard the remnants while taking care of the skylands? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I do not require sleep. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Phase 2 will begin soon! I can barely contain myself. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Let me turn this mic off and share how thing will go down. |
| Clockwork Concierge | NO-MIC CHECK |
| Clockwork Concierge | ... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Can you hear me now? |
| A Wild Mike | Yep |
| Clockwork Concierge | Beautiful! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Here's how to participate in Phase 2 of the great Colos or Suses debate: |
| Clockwork Concierge | Keep an eye out for activity in the #color-or-suses channel, where each arguments will be presented to let Messengers vote using or  reacts.
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| A Wild Mike | #colos-or-suses |
| Clockwork Concierge | RULES : |
| Clockwork Concierge | -There will be a total of 23 argument duels. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I should apparently do this in the proper channel. Let's move to #colos-or-suses! |
| Thierry | Damn Concierge is all over the place |
| Thierry | You're too excited, man |
| Thierry | Just DM me the rules and I'll share them lol |
| Thierry | Got em, head over to #colos-or-suses |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Thierry | PHASE 2 RULES
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| #general | |
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| Soleil | I guess it starts tomorrow? |
| Soleil | Like 7-8 arguments a day starting tomorrow? |
| Clockwork Concierge | 7-8 arguments a day starting in a few minutes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Update complete. Phase 2 begins now! Please take a moment to review the rules using !event in a DM to me. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thierry, please summon all participants, and GET READY TO RUMBLE! |
| Thierry | sick! |
| Thierry | Yo @Team Colos and @Team Suses, time to start monitoring #colos-or-suses ! |
| Clockwork Concierge | IT'S ON! |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #1 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because Ripped Boi.
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he rocks the dad bod, the champ.
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| Clockwork Concierge | --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| #general | |
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| ElevenWAV | oh, new character role? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, I'm just rearranging a little. The role is not new. |
| ElevenWAV | ok then |
| Gzoubi | CharacterS |
| Gzoubi | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | Golly, my typos are everywhere! You have my thanks, Gzoubi. |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge |  Suses wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #2 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he is not green.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he is green.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge |  A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #3 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he can give the best hugs.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because even though he's top heavy that just means he has a big heart for all of us, and he knows how to cook as well.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #4 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because of the muscles!
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he got a beer belly.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #5 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he has small legs yet still chose to make his arms big instead of rounding out by working his legs out. He decided to be the best instead of a jack of all trades. Suses is so focused on his legs that hes still fat despite the leg workouts. Colos' legs arent flabby even though he doesnt focus on them.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he is T H I C C.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #6 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because very nice abs yes.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because of datbumbum.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #7 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because that necklace!
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he doesn't skip leg day.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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May 8, 2019[]
Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" continued.
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #8 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because truth needs no argument.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because I am a belligerent but rococo stylized gentlemen.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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The Clockwork Concierge begins the next round of voting.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Good day to you all! I reckon we should start voting rounds for today. |
| Thierry | Yeah, let's kick this off @Clockwork Concierge |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #9 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because his name is easier to say.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because UNDERDOGS BABY!
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| #general | |
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| Thierry | @Team Colos @Team Suses today's voting rounds have started! |
| Thierry | #colos-or-suses |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #10 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he's shmexy.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he is an awesome cook  .
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| VeggieDelphine | Clocko thinks Colos is shmexy |
| Clockwork Concierge | I am simply passing on the reasons provided by the community. Please don't shoot the messenger. |
| VeggieDelphine | I know but ... you are the only one on that react right now |
| VeggieDelphine | So ... |
| VeggieDelphine | Awww I'm sorry I was only joking you are nice Clocko |
| Thierry | lol |
| Thierry | he has to set an initial vote on both because no one can add reacts |
| VeggieDelphine | Yeah I figured but it still looks like it |
| Lich | Don't shoot the messenger |
| Lich | got it? |
| Lich | @Clockwork Concierge good joke! |
| Clockwork Concierge | *fistsbumps Lich* |
| A Wild Mike | Can I have one too |
| A Wild Mike | 
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| A Wild Mike | Ok self fist bump |
| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| A Wild Mike | Heck yeeaahh |
| Clockwork Concierge | Don't tell the cyclops I stole their move! |
| A Wild Mike | No probs |
| VeggieDelphine | Why do we call them cyclops? Aren’t they colossuses? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Huh? |
| Clockwork Concierge | They are one-eyed, aren't they? |
| Beardbro | it is not exactly the same move, Colos and Suses does a hand to feet clap if I remember correctly |
| Clockwork Concierge | I meant it is technically not my place to give high-fives, Beardbro. |
| Clockwork Concierge | But to your point Del, while they are certainly colossal in size, they are also one-eyed, no? |
| A Wild Mike | I guess |
| heather | you are also one-eyed, concierge |
| Clockwork Concierge | Excuse me that is a monocle! |
| Doom Man | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | This is a quality post. |
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #11 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he has an unavoidable elbow drop move.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because not only does he know how to get a workout, but he also knows the best places to grab some grub! Look at that tummy!
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #12 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because COLOS.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because ass emote.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #13 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he is a wonderful brother, also orange is better.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he's the best between the 2 of them.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #14 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he seems to remember The Messenger the best, which gives him significance.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he's the first to notice Ninja when he gets to the boss room, he cooks and he sounds more gentle.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #15 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because you gotta skip leg day.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he's clearly the one who can eat more soup so he'll become stronger.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #16 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because hes a very beefy boy.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because eating soup with his feet is a feat you don't see everyday.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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May 9, 2019[]
Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" concluded.
| #colos-or-suses | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #17 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because Colos means butt in Greek :^)
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he gives great hugs, bakes great cakes, and makes a great friend  .
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #18 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he deserves it.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because I like thick thighs.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #19 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he's way too handsome.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he bakes cakes.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #20 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because in a fight you are most likely going to use your fists, and in order to use and throw weapons well good arms come in handy. And despite his legs his body is a lot more fit compared to Suses.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because legs bro.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #21 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because I just kind of like him more and his attacks are less of a pain.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he has a heart tattoo.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #22 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he doesn't use his rags to kill the Messenger.
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because thighs save lives(and because i can't vote Ruxxtin).
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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| Clockwork Concierge | ROUND #23 -------------------------- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Because he lifts bruh.
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| Clockwork Concierge |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Because he high-fives using his feet.
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| Clockwork Concierge | -------------------------- Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!) |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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| Clockwork Concierge | 
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The Clockwork Concierge mentions that the "Colos and Suses event" is over.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | My, is the event over already? |
| Clockwork Concierge | This will not do at all, SaboTeam is at an awards ceremony tonight. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Which by the way let's all cross our fingers... |
| Clockwork Concierge | We will adress the event's winner tomorrow. |
| Beardbro | can't we already deduce the winner ? or is there something else we don't know Clocko ? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh Suses won, don't get me wrong. |
| Clockwork Concierge | What it means will be adressed tomorrow. |
May 10, 2019[]
Suses joined the official Discord server with both the "Character" and the "Team Colos" Discord roles. Like the Clockwork Concierge, Suses speaks (mostly) via dialogue boxes rather than just plain text.
Suses greets the community.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Mic check |
| Babushka | Hello! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Splendid! Everything works just fine! |
| Clockwork Concierge | The cyclops have been notified of the debate's outcome. Suses will be joining us shortly. |
| Kammesennin | You mean cyclopes? |
| Clockwork Concierge | I do. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Are you all ready to greet the winner, then? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Step forward, Suses! |
| Suses | Yooooooooo! |
| Suses | What's up everyone? Pretty cool to be here, though I gotta say my bro Colos is the best! |
| Kammesennin | What makes him the best, Suses? |
| Suses | For one, he shaved his head in solidarity when I started losing my hair. |
| Kammesennin | Wow, he is an amazing brother for doing that. |
| Babushka | WOW |
| Babushka | Colos is an amazing bro |
| Suses | I'm over that complex now! But yeah he's pretty rad. You should see him now, it all grew back. |
| Kammesennin | Do you have any pictures of his new hair? |
| Suses | I do! But I gotta get back to finishing those yoga routines. Let's meet here again in two hours, if you can help us sort out a very important food related question I'll take a pic of him. |
| Suses | Basically we think we can get into the Cereal Business, but we dunno which brand to do first. |
| Suses | Colos thinks we should call them Suses Snaps. |
| Suses | If you ask me, a bowl of Colos Crunch sounds way cooler! |
| Suses | Anyways, see y'all in two hours! For now, let's bump that fist. |
| Suses |
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| #fanart | |
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| Suses | Woaaaah this is the best channel! |
| Suses | -Come look, Colos! |
| Suses | -My point exactly, Colos. |
| Suses | Yo this is amazing, we decided to spend our weekly shards here starting next week. |
| #general | |
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| Suses | -I'll grab the Kodak, Colos, but they gotta help with the cereal question first. In one hour I guess... |
| Babushka | Ok Cereal question |
| Babushka | Maybe we gotta find a name for it? |
| Suses | Yoooo Babushka your art is rad! |
| Suses | Hit it, my friend. |
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| Babushka | Thank you Suses! |
| Suses | -I was talking to Babushka, Colos. |
| Suses | -Can do, Colos. |
| OHSHIET | see? everyone loves only artists
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| Suses | Yo Babushka Colos says hi, and that he'd like to arm wrestle with you for fun someday. |
| Spiderbenb | Don't suppose you bro's like...fan-fiction? I've been working on my story for quite sometime now.
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| Suses | No way OHSHIET! I just haven't had time to read the whole wiki yet, but I'm IM-PRESSED. |
| Suses | -Yeah the guy who did the fanfic, Colos. |
| Babushka | I wanna arm wrestle with Colos!!!! |
| Suses | -lol |
| Babushka | this is amazing |
| Babushka | you're the coolest! |
| Kammesennin | Suses is stupendous |
| Suses | Yo Spiderbenb Colos hasn't read the whole thing yet but he's wondering whether we're in there at some point. |
| Kammesennin | But Colos is the coolest |
| Suses | Oh yeah, Team Colos for life! |
| Spiderbenb | No worries bro's you'll make an awesome appearance in a later chapter. |
| Suses |
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| Suses | Work hard, play hard! That's the motto we live by in the Searing Crags! |
| Suses | It's really cool to see you all participate so much, that's why we chose to have one of us join! We celebrate effort and good vibes! |
| Spiderbenb | Awesome! |
| Spiderbenb | Can I just say, your headband is super radical. |
| Suses | -See? The new look's ok, Colos. |
| Beardbro | Are they training garb ? |
| Gooberbarbarian | WAIT WAAAAAAT |
| Gooberbarbarian | Suses joined and I missed this??? |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Suses | Oh, that's just my yoga outfit Gooberbarbarian. |
| Gooberbarbarian | Ahhhh Hiiiiiiiiiii |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Suses | -Yeah, the little guy who always does a triple-react, Colos. |
| Suses | -Yeah, let's camp by the cauldron, Colos! |
| Suses | Hey I'll be back later, Colos wants to 'sit by the stew.' |
| [later] | |
| Suses | -All good, I got the Kodak, Colos. |
| Suses | Yo who wants to see Colos with hair? |
| Soleil | Definitely |
| Boo | Oh yeah, you bet I do! |
| GeoffChisnall | 
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| Doom Man | I know I do |
| Babushka | yes please |
| TheBigK1 |
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| Suses | [deleted message: Will you help us decided on our first cereal gig, then?] |
| Suses | Will you help us decide on our first cereal gig, then? |
| Lich | Searing Crunch |
| Babushka | I like the Searing Crunch name |
| Suses | Colos wants to go with Suses Snaps, but I think Colos Crunch is better. Discuss. |
| TheDarkist | do Colossus crunch
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| Babushka | Colos Crunch |
| Doom Man | I'm choosing Colos Crunch. It's easier to say right |
| Kammesennin | Colos Crunch feels good |
| Kammesennin | Nothin' packs a punch like Colos Crunch! |
| Soleil | Yeah, Colos Crunch is pretty cool. |
| Lich | No suggestions taken? |
| Kyleberry | Colos Crunch |
| Kyleberry | and I would love to see Colos' rockin' mane! |
| Lich | ok... Suses's variant) |
| Suses | -Yo I totally called it, Colos. |
| Suses | Wait, how do I transfer the picture. |
| Suses | Yoooo SaboSav is in the Searing Crags! |
| Suses | Good to see you, little gal! Can you bring the Colos picture back to the community? |
| Suses | -She's got it covered, Colos. |
| SaboSav | 
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| TheDarkist | wait the file name is Colos_Polaroid_8.png |
| TheDarkist | so we have 7 more pics?
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| Doom Man | 8-bit |
| TheDarkist | oh right |
| Suses | -What do you mean 'felt ripped, might delete later'? |
| Clappj | Guys hey I have insider info from sabotage, here's a leaked image of Colos_Polaroid_16.png |
| Clappj | 
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| Soleil | Too soon |
| Boo | Wow that's... dark |
| Doom Man | guys wait colos and suses don't know about ahem ninja's later ability |
| SaboJLux | 
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| Clappj | soleil it's been 500 years, we can make jokes about it |
| Soleil | Too soon |
| Suses | -Maybe that's why we didn't get a role in Picnic Panic, Colos. |
| Soleil | Noooo |
| Kammesennin | 
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| Boo | I mean, this would explain that |
| Suses | -All I want is to keep this place positive, anyway. |
| Suses | -Oh yeah, I'm all for more YOGA TIME!!! |
| Suses | -I'll be there in a sec, Colos. |
| Suses | Yo little guys and little gals, I gotta head out to work my downward dog technique, but it was great to meet you all! |
| Suses | I'll be around, feel free to reach out anytime. Until then let's bump that fist! |
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| Boo |
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| Soleil | Wait, aren't you like a feet guy? |
| Soleil | Feet-fist |
| Suses | Feetbumps coming soon! |
May 13, 2019[]
Colos and Suses made a Commemorative Plaque for the community, to celebrate everyone who participated in the "Colos or Suses event."
Suses talks to Colos about the Commemorative Plaque.
| #general | |
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| Suses | -Still working on the Commemorative Plaque, Colos. |
| Suses | -Almost done with the Plaque, Colos! |
| Suses | -We'll just ask Miko, Colos. |
| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | Yo little guys and little gals, Colos and I made you all a Commemorative Plaque! |
| Suses | -Oh, yeah ok, Colos. |
| Suses | Colos isn't sad, by the way! He's says losing to me is the only way he'll have it. |
| Lich | One question: what is Commemorative Plaque? |
| Suses | Oh, it's a plaque to commemorate an event. Y'all participated, didn't you? |
| Suses | Anyway, if you did, you're on the plaque! |
| Suses | It's all done, just waiting for Miko to visit us in the Crags so we can pass it to him. |
| SaboMiko | Sup Suses! |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) |
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| Suses | Yoooo what's up little guy? |
| Suses | -Yeah, it's pretty sick, Colos. |
| Suses | It's good to see you, little guy! Here, take the plaque! |
| SaboMiko | Thanks Suses! |
| Suses | Can you take it back to the community for us? |
| SaboMiko | For sure! |
| Suses | Awesome! Thanks for you help, little guy. Here, bump that fist! |
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| SaboMiko |
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| SaboMiko | Alright do you guys wanna see it? It's pretty heavy! |
| Suses | -I hope so too, Colos. |
| Suses | Yo be gentle, we made it ourselves! |
| Suses | Go for it, Miko. |
| SaboMiko | 
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| [many happy responses from the community] | |
| Suses | -Don't be concerned, Colos. I think they dig it. |
| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | Yo y'all are making Colos blush! |
| Doom Man | Something that just hit me I think when saboteam wanted colos or suses as discord members they wanted their portraits to not look threatening like the originals But making the eye change shape to convey a different emotion would have probably looked awkward So they added the headband and messed with the concept from there |
| Suses | Yo Doom Man, that's just our yoga outfits! |
| Suses | We kinda peaked after drinking Power Thistle stew. Working on flexibility now! |
| Suses | We still power lift on a regular basis, though. |
| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | -Why would we write a cookbook, Colos? |
| Suses | -But you keep saying, 'Cereal, Suses'. |
| Suses | -Of course, Colos. |
| Suses | Yo I gotta head out, but I hope you like the Commemorative Plaque! Keep up the good vibes, I'll be around. |
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| Boo |
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| Darawindor | gah my hand... |
May 14, 2019[]
As the community drew closer to the 2nd opening of #the-shop, the Clockwork Concierge again hinted at the mysterious "letter H" shop upgrade, and "The Letter H" finally appeared in the shop's talent tree. Then the Concierge referenced a typo a community member made when they mistakenly translated "Sclout" as "Sabout" on the Commemorative Plaque. Later, Suses dropped by with a brief passing comment about a person named "Keenathan."
The Clockwork Concierge comments on the amount of Time Shards the community amassed.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | My, you are almost at 5000 Time Shards! |
| Clockwork Concierge | So much to do, this is unacceptable! |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shopkeeper was supposed to add the letter H... |
| Clockwork Concierge | I thought we had until the 24th, but it looks like The Shop will be opening this Friday. |
| Clockwork Concierge | True or false Sabout |
| #general | |
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| Suses | -No, the stupidest name ever is Keenathan, Colos. |
May 15, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge greeted a new member named Mike. Later, Suses heard something related to his boss fight.
The Clockwork Concierge checks his mic.
| #general | |
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| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | hey @Mike Rose -> You can check the community progress here : http://themessengergame.com/shop
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| Mike Rose | dang haha |
| Clockwork Concierge | Mic check |
| Clockwork Concierge | Or shall I say, CHECK MIKE??? |
| #general | |
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| tropixelwarrior | Any tips on colos's rock attack |
| tropixelwarrior | I'm having no trouble with suses |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Gooberbarbarian | Is always just jump up on the side walls during that fight but IDK |
| Hayden | does his scatter? |
| Hayden | after hitting? |
| Hayden | if so stick to the walls, jump over the rock as it’s about to hit you, then continue sticking |
| tropixelwarrior | Never mind I got em |
| Hayden | nice |
| tropixelwarrior | They were suprisingly easy |
| Suses | ... |
| tropixelwarrior | Heh |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | This was before Suses got flexible. |
May 17, 2019[]
Suses and Colos purchased ice cream, which was followed by the 2nd opening of #the-shop. Stéphanie was selected to be "The Messenger," and after participating in Chapter 1 of the text adventure and earning 1,000 Time Shards, she purchased "The Scrying Orb" from the shop. Purchasing "The Scrying Orb" resulted in an upgrade called "The Jukebox" to appear in the shop's talent tree.
The Shopkeeper explained that the Scrying Orb's contents would only be visible to members with the "Ninja" Discord role. She warned that the Scrying Orb would break if anyone spoke of the orb's contents.
The #scrying-orb text channel appeared, and a member named the "Scrying Orb" joined the official Discord server with the "Character" Discord role. Only the Scrying Orb was allowed to post in this channel. It would appear "online" in the list of Discord members whenever it would type in the #scrying-orb channel, then log "offline" when finished. The orb produced its first vision, a sneak peek of the Voodoo Totem. Later, Phil talked about the Scrying Orb, which caused the surface of the orb to crack (but it remained functional).
Note: Although in the past it was dangerous to talk about the Scrying Orb, it's currently safe to talk about the scrying orb without fear of repercussions.
The Clockwork Concierge announces that The Shopkeeper is arriving in 4 hours to open the shop.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | The Shopkeeper has confirmed the appointment. Shop opens in 4 hours. |
| Suses | -I'd rather let you be the commander, Colos. |
| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | -I'M GETTING THE CONES, COLOS. Yeah three scoops each, please. |
| Suses | -Yes, please. |
| Suses | -Beef jerky and pistachio, no thistle syrup. |
| Suses | -lol sure, do you have a pen? YO COLOS, COME MEET THIS LITTLE GUY. |
| Babushka | oh, an autograph? are they famous? |
| Spiderbenb | They sat by a stew for a good couple of years, that must be a world record. |
| Dime | 
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| Suses | Haha! They're sitting just like us. Great cosplay! |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shopkeeper will visit in 1 hour. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shopkeeper will be here in 5 minutes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shopkeeper has arrived! |
| #the-shop | |
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| The Shopkeeper | @everyone Alright, let's get this show on the road. |
| The Shopkeeper | Today we do it sudden death style. |
| The Shopkeeper | I only have time to see one Messenger, and I won't be telling them how many actions they have, though I will let them know when they are on their last one. |
| The Shopkeeper | If you play this right, you could be able to purchase two items today. |
| The Shopkeeper | Now, the big question. Who will be our Messenger? Send me a DM now and I will choose within the next 60 seconds. Desktop users only. |
| The Shopkeeper | The Messenger has been chosen. Step forward, @Stéphanie! |
| The Shopkeeper | Welcome to my shop, @Stéphanie. Don't forget to turn the music on! http://themessengergame.com/shop
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| The Shopkeeper | Now for your first action. You can either ask about a specific upgrade, make a purchase, touch the cabinet, or we can play a game. |
| Stéphanie | I choose to play the game |
| The Shopkeeper | Let's make it so! |
| The Shopkeeper | TEXT ADVENTURE GAME CHAPTER 1 |
| The Shopkeeper | You wake up in the hold of a boat with only a sword in your inventory. Looking around might help you get your bearings. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I look around |
| The Shopkeeper | You do not feel any movement, and surmize the ship is docked. You see a barrel, a big curtain, and a crack in the floor. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| #general | |
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| Suses | -I'd check the crack, Colos. |
| #the-shop | |
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| Stéphanie | I look what's under the crack on the floor |
| The Shopkeeper | You notice a small wooden handle underneath the floor, but you would first have to pry the crack open in order to reach it. You see a barrel, a big curtain, and a crack in the floor. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I look what's behind the big curtain |
| The Shopkeeper | You move the curtain aside. A cliché'd skeletal pirate lunges at you. There will be no escaping this fight. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I use the sword to fight it back |
| The Shopkeeper | In a display of swordfighting worthy of swashbuckling tales of old, you defeat the skeletal pirate, breaking your sword in the process. You can hear panicked breathing coming from a small opening the skeletal pirate was guarding. -sword |
| The Shopkeeper | You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I move the corpse to see what the skeleton was guarding |
| The Shopkeeper | You peer into the hole to find the source of the raspy breathing and find.... Pitou! He looks awfully thirsty, looks like you should find some water ASAP. You see a barrel, Pitou, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I look if there's water in the barrel |
| The Shopkeeper | You look into the barrel. Luckily, it filled with fresh water! Unluckily, you have nothing to hold it and moving Pitou is out of the question. You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I take the skeletal pirate's skull to use it as a bowl |
| The Shopkeeper | The skull turns to dust as you touch it. Whatever was keeping this monster alive is gone. You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the UNLOOTED CORPSE OF A SKELETAL PIRATE. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I take the loot form the skeletal pirate |
| The Shopkeeper | You loot the corpse, completely turning it to dust in the process. All you are left with is a convenient crowbar. +convenient crowbar You see a barrel, Pitou, and a crack in the floor. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I pry the crack open |
| The Shopkeeper | You pry the crack open with a lot of effort, shuddering to think what would have happened with the skeletal pirate had you been foolish enough to break your sword trying to force the floor. Serendipitously, the wooden handle was that of a mug! You also find a flintlock pistol. +mug +flintlock pistol You see a barrel and Pitou. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I take the mug and use it as a recipient to give water to Pitou |
| The Shopkeeper | Pitou uses the last of his strength to take the one sip that will give him the energy to start drinking. After getting his fill, he gets up and trots around you excitedly. There is something shiny around his neck. You see Pitou. Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I pet Pitou |
| The Shopkeeper | You pet Pitou for little while. He seems really happy and tries to lick your face. While scratching his neck, you notice a key. +key Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I use the key to open the trapdoor |
| The Shopkeeper | You arrive on the deck, pistol in hand, and followed by Pitou who seems a bit nervous. Heavy mist prevents you from getting a sense of what surrounds the ship. You see a big shiny chest. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I look closer but don't open the chest yet |
| The Shopkeeper | As you take a closer look at the chest, Pitou's nervousness doesn't increase. You can't tell whether or not it is locked. You see a big shiny chest. What do you do? |
| Stéphanie | I open the chest |
| The Shopkeeper | Somehow, the chest isn't locked. Barely believing your luck, you open it and find a whopping ONE THOUSAND TIME SHARDS. You turn around and notice Pitou trembling in fear. You pet Pitou, calming his nerves, and bringing a sense of comfort to your own self as well. The warmth of the connection quickly wears off as the ghost of a widow floats out of the mist and heads in your direction while emitting a terrifying scream. -END OF CHAPTER ONE |
| The Shopkeeper | Well, that was fun. Thanks for playing @Stéphanie. |
| The Shopkeeper | Now for the shop! That's what it's really all about, isn't it? http://themessengergame.com/shop
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| The Shopkeeper | You can either ask about an item, or make a purchase. |
| Stéphanie | I'm gonna ask about an item |
| The Shopkeeper | Okay, which one? |
| Stéphanie | The Letter H |
| The Shopkeeper | I cannot provide additional information on locked items. I will mark this action as a freebie. |
| The Shopkeeper | You can either ask about an unlocked item, or make a purchase. |
| The Shopkeeper | This is your final action. |
| Stéphanie | I'm going to make a purchase |
| The Shopkeeper | Okay, which item? |
| Stéphanie | The Scrying Orb |
| The Shopkeeper | One Scrying Orb for 5000 Time Shards! |
| The Shopkeeper | Allow me to provide details on what you are all getting into here. |
| The Shopkeeper | The orb is incredibly fragile. Only visible to Ninjas, it will break if anything it reveals is shared OR discussed, even in loose terms. |
| The Shopkeeper | My money is on it breaking today, and Scrying Glue won't come cheap! |
| The Shopkeeper | Thank you for visiting my shop today, @Stéphanie, I hope you had fun! |
| The Shopkeeper | I will return once my presence is relevant again. |
| The Shopkeeper | In the meantime, GODSPEED, MESSENGERS! |
The scrying orb's avatar.
| #scrying orb | |
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| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb starts vibrating |
| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are shifting |
| Scrying Orb | a vision appears!
SPOILER  |
| #ninja-village | |
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| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | don't talk about the orb. |
| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | 
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The scrying orb's avatar with a crack.
| #scrying orb | |
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| Scrying Orb | phil talked about the orb. the surface cracks |
May 22, 2019[]
The scrying orb attempted to produce a vision but did not receive enough Time Shard emote reacts, so the vision fizzled out. Later, Suses mentioned the name "Keenathan" once again, and he also revealed that he had sort of met Pitou before.
| #scrying-orb | |
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| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb starts vibrating |
| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are shifting too slowly, 250 Time Shards required |
| Scrying Orb | 25 reacts needed to commit the amount
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| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are struggling to take form. the vision may fizzle out soon |
Suses laughs out loud.
| #general | |
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| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | -Still not as stupid as Keenathan, Colos. |
| VeggieDelphine | Hello Suses ! |
| Suses | Yoooo Del, how's it going little gal? |
| Spiderbenb | Oh hey there.
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| Suses | Sup, Spider. |
| Spiderbenb | How you doin' Bros? |
| VeggieDelphine | I'm good, hoping you're having a good day, Suses |
| GeoffChisnall | Hi @Suses
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| VeggieDelphine | And your brother too ! |
| Suses | Preeeeetty good! Colos just power smashed the biggest boulder we've ever seen! |
| #scrying-orb | |
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| Scrying Orb | the vision is starting to fizzle out. looks like it will dissipate in a few minutes |
| Scrying Orb | the amount has failed to be commited in time. the vision dissipates. the scrying orb stops vibrating |
Suses says hi to Gooberbarbarian.
| #general | |
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| Gooberbarbarian | Hiiiii Suses (I think I missed him  )
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| Suses | Hey Goober, what is uuuuuup? |
| Suses | -Yeah the little guy who always does a triple react, Colos. |
| Suses | -lol |
| VeggieDelphine | Hey Suses, did you ever meet Pitou ? |
| VeggieDelphine |
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| Suses | Yo, that's a complicated question, but sort of, yes. |
May 24, 2019[]
The scrying orb produced a vision, a sneak peek of Ninja entering the Money Sink to reach The Craftsman's Corner.
| #scrying-orb | |
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| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb starts vibrating softly |
| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are shifting too slowly, 250 Time Shards required |
| Scrying Orb | 25 reacts needed to commit the amount
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| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb consumes 250 Time Shards |
| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are shifting faster |
| Scrying Orb | a vision appears!
SPOILER  |
May 30-31, 2019[]
Suses ate meatloaf served by the Clockwork Concierge. It was mentioned that there would be a Devolver E3 press conference.
Suses orders meatloaf.
| #general | |
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| Suses | -Meatloaf, obviously. |
| Suses | -...and then I told them 'Thanks but I can't use these sunglasses, why won't anyone make monocle shades already?' |
| Suses | -No, but Colos and I don't care about the money. All we want is to train and hang out together. |
| Clockwork Concierge | -My, how interesting. How was the meatloaf, sir? |
| Suses | -To go, please. Colos has got to try it! |
| Clockwork Concierge | -Here you go, sir. Please tell your brother that I will be tuning in to watch Devolver's E3 press conference. I am certain you two will be brilliant on the big screen! |
| Suses | -Sick! Take care, Clocko! |
| Spiderbenb | Y'know...its not very clear who each of these characters are talking to sometimes. Either to us or to the other characters. >.> |
| VeggieDelphine | Mostly Colos, I think |
| VeggieDelphine | If we had voted for Colos, we would have the other half of the conversation |
| Spiderbenb | I know. |
| VeggieDelphine | But there is no way we can have the full conversation |
| VeggieDelphine | it's a loose-loose situation |
| Spiderbenb | Sounds like we need Colos in here |
| VeggieDelphine | Hey, Suses, could Colos join us for a while ? |
| Suses | Yooooo little gal! |
| Suses | We were asked by Clocko which of us should join, and we decided to let you all vote. You can certainly take it up with him, but I think he only wanted one of us. |
| Suses | Also, the Plaque is pretty cool! |
| VeggieDelphine | yeah, it is |
| VeggieDelphine | but I have to say, the truth is we wanted you both |
| VeggieDelphine | We chose only because we had to |
| Gooberbarbarian |
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| Gooberbarbarian | I think its pretty cool because it stars you two
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| Spiderbenb | The plaque is pretty cool indeed |
| VeggieDelphine | It gave us the letter X, it was a great day |
| Spiderbenb | And a few numbers too! |
| Suses | Hey it's all the same to us. I was born Team Colos! |
| Papy | since we got suses in the server, how about colos for the presentation? |
| Stoopid Unikorn | ^^^^^^ |
| Stoopid Unikorn | Also, AWWWWWW |
| Stoopid Unikorn | Suses was supporting Colos |
| VeggieDelphine | Great, I'm happy we didn't hurt anyone in the process |
| Suses | -I know Colos, they're so wholesome. |
| VeggieDelphine |
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| Suses | -Oh, sure! |
| Suses | Yo I gotta go do some reps with my brother. See you all soon! |
| Suses |
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June 3, 2019[]
The server celebrated the release of custom Arcane Golem hand emotes and a couple of Monk emotes. Sabout, famously known for creating Pitou, hinted that the server needed an emote of Pitou doing the thing.
| #announcements | |
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| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | Hey guys! We just added the full  Arcane Golem Hands  emoji pack to the server. Try them out!          
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Suses celebrates the arrival of the new emotes.
| #general | |
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| Phil (The Clockwork Operator) | 
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| OHSHIET | ow man |
| OHSHIET | super cool |
| OHSHIET |
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| OHSHIET | hey @Suses
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| heather | wow
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| heather | arcane golem learned asl |
| OHSHIET | 
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| OHSHIET | INFINITE POWER |
| Suses | let's fist bump to this. |
| Babushka | WOOOOOO |
| Babushka |
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| Babushka | the Queen is HERE |
| Babushka |
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| Babushka | wife |
| JustDenys1 |
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| JustDenys1 | Cool, but Pitou is better |
| Sabout | Pitou doing the thing emote when? |
| VeggieDelphine | Sabout please use your influence to make this a reality |
| VeggieDelphine | And show once and for all that Pitou can do the thing |
June 4, 2019[]
Sabout released a drawing of Pitou doing the thing, which became a server emote.
| #general | |
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| JustDenys1 | Do the thing when
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| Sabout | Do the thing now
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June 9, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge informed the community that there would be an official announcement regarding the release of Picnic Panic in the Devolver E3 Press Conference.
The Clockwork Concierge announces the upcoming Devolver E3 press conference.
| #general | |
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| Clockwork Concierge | Attention all Messengers, the Devolver E3 Press Conference is in two hours and 30 minutes! Please tune in for an official announcement regarding the release of Picnic Panic. |
| Stoopid Unikorn | Link, Clocko? |
| Clockwork Concierge | https://www.twitch.tv/devolverdigital
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| Stoopid Unikorn | Thanks, Clocko
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June 10, 2019[]
During the Devolver E3 Press Conference, it was revealed that Picnic Panic DLC would be released on July 11, 2019. The original release date estimate was June-ish, so a new meme formed that Picnic Panic's release date would be June 41st.
| #general | |
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| Ozaleto | Can't wait for June 41st. |
| Spiderbenb | Ikr? |
| Spiderbenb | June ish hype |
| PhΩmega | you guys are really holding them to that june timeframe
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| Boo | JUNE-ISH HYYYYYYYYPE |
| Boo | I'm totally stealing that "June 41st" line, thanks |
| Hayden | look they said june ish |
| Hayden | the dlc releases juneisb |
| Hayden | no questions |
| Hayden | june 41st it is |
| Stoopid Unikorn | Thursday June 41st |
| Babushka | June 41st we celebrate! |
| Stoopid Unikorn | 
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| Thierry | June 41st is now my favorite meme |
| heather | its approved |
| Babushka | guys we gotta edit wiki |
| Babushka | correct it from July to June 41st |
| Babushka | this is so funny |
| Soleil | 
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June 11, 2019[]
JustDenys1 told a story about a kolobok. Colos and Suses listened intently and referenced an in-game glitch involving the Colos & Suses boss fight, in which Colos could escape the arena and run forever. The Clockwork Concierge awarded the community Time Shards for JustDenys1's story.
Suses tells Colos that the correct word is "kolobok."
| #ninja-village | |
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| JustDenys1 | There once lived Grandpa and Grandma in a small house. They didn't had any food, but Grandpa sayed to Grandma to cook some kolobok (big round bread). She scraped together some ingredients, made dough, put it in stove, and cooked it. Because of kolobok was hot, she put it on balcony. After that, kolobok escaped. He traveled through the forest, when suddenly... A wolf appeared! |
| Suses | [deleted message: No, it's kolobok Colos.] |
| Suses | -No, it's kolobok Colos. |
| Suses | -lol |
| JustDenys1 | He said: "Come here, kolobok! I'm gonna eat you!" Kolobok answered: "I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Grandma, and I'm gonna escape from you!" And kolobok escaped. Then... A bear appeared! He said basicly the same thing. Kolobok answered "I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Wolf and I'm gonna escape from you!" And escaped again. |
| Suses | Colos thinks the kolobok was using his infinite run glitch this is too funny. |
| JustDenys1 | Then... A fox appeared! I don't remember, what she said, but that's doesn't matter. Kolobok answered basicly the same thing, that he said to Wolf and Bear. Fox said: "Oh! Kolobok! I have bad hearing! Can you come closer and repeat that you said?" Kolobok came closer and repeated it. Fox still didn't heard him, kolobok still was coming to her closer, and... She ate him. The end. |
| Suses | Ouch. Time to comfort Colos. |
| Spiderbenb | Is Colos ok? 
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| Suses | He'll be fine, it's just that kolobok sounds really cute. |
| Suses | Yo thanks for sharing, even though we're kind of hungry now! Do it, Concierge. |
| Clockwork Concierge | A worthy contribution, huh? I shall oblige, it is a Tuesday after all... |
The Clockwork Concierge greets Potaco.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Potaco. | Odd that there are only just over 1,000 members here |
| Potaco. | for such a great game i'd expect more |
| Clockwork Concierge | Welcome, Potaco.! Please make yourself at home, and should you have any questions, know that you only need ask. |
| Ozaleto | I do like chill servers in the end |
| Stoopid Unikorn | ^ |
| Stoopid Unikorn | And there's only like, 20 people who regularly post? |
| Babushka | yeah we are kinda small one but this is one of the best communities ever |
| Stoopid Unikorn | Good things come in small packages, I guess |
| Suses | <3<3<3 |
| Babushka | awww |
| Potaco. | hmmm now the question is |
| Potaco. | is there a Colus bot |
| Stoopid Unikorn | No |
| Soleil | There was a Colos or Suses event, Suses won so he joined. |
| Potaco. | ah |
| Soleil | But sometimes Suses relays things Colos says in the background. |
| Potaco. | NOW the question is what type of bot is Suses |
| Suses | -Potaco called you Colus lol. |
| Suses | -Potacu? Oh I get it, haha! |
| Potaco. | Ok so is there just some guy controlling this bot |
| Soleil | It's Suses's account |
| Babushka | that's real Suses |
| Ozaleto | real. |
| Ozaleto | not fake. |
| Potaco. | but like does anybody actually know what Suses bot does |
| Suses | Squats, mostly. |
June 12, 2019[]
Vitalya posted a music cover their friend, DiZ Like, made of the Corrupted Future music. Clockwork Concierge's microphone (dialogue boxes) failed to turn on for a bit. Afterwards, he acknowledged contributions from the community and awarded 600 Time Shards.
Suses invites Colos to listen to DiZ Like's Corrupted Future cover.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Vitalya | new cover from my friend |
| JustDenys1 |
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| Thierry | woah!! |
| Spiderbenb | Oh god this rocks. 
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| Vitalya | his goal is to cover all the tunes in the game
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| Suses | -Come listen to this, Colos! |
| Suses | -lol, yeah I noticed! |
| Suses | Yooooo Vitalya this is too funny, you gotta tell your friend. That tune just rocked the chocolate chips off of Colos' cookie! |
| OHSHIET | cool
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| Suses | Hey it's OHSHIET too. Sup Team Wiki? |
| JustDenys1 | Team Wiki? You call like that people, who works on wiki? |
| Suses | Everyone's a team to us! Cooperation is where it's at. |
| Suses | -True of false Colos? |
| Suses | Colos agrees! |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: Ain't it the truth! Hey Clocko how about some recognition for Team Wiki?] [note: the message was mistakenly posted by the Clockwork Concierge instead of Suses] |
| Suses | Ain't it the truth! Hey Clocko how about some recognition for Team Wiki? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Sure, how much- |
| Clockwork Concierge | Wait, something is wrong... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Can you all hear me? |
| Spiderbenb | We can hear you. |
| Clockwork Concierge | IS THIS BETTER? |
| Spiderbenb | You're yelling a bit. |
| Clockwork Concierge | AND NOW? |
| Spiderbenb | Better! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh there we go. Apologies, it seems sending Phil to E3 wasn't such a god idea. |
| Spiderbenb | Good* |
| Clockwork Concierge | *good |
| Clockwork Concierge | Thank you Grammarbenb. |
| Spiderbenb | I uh, made something i found online. Not sure where to post it thou---Oh. I was just pointing it out.. |
| Spiderbenb | Hey, I'm just gonna post my thing here, followed by a cheesy joke about said thing. |
| Spiderbenb | (Just hit play when the site pulls up for you.) |
| Spiderbenb | https://strangerthingsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/ALhC4IEBOOWSnbwIPACV
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| Spiderbenb | Uh, hey when did you guys plan to tell us you had your own Netflix Series.
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| Spiderbenb | Jokes aside, this website is awesome and does awesome work in recreating the Stranger Things intro with whatever you put into it. |
| Suses | -lol |
| Suses | Colos can't stop saying 'Executive Producer Suses' |
| Spiderbenb | Glad you bros like it. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Great job, Trailerbenb. |
| Spiderbenb | Thank you, Nickname Concierge. |
| Clockwork Concierge | ❤ ❤ ❤ |
| Suses | Hey Clocko, we still gotta see some shards! |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: Already again this week? My, has our community manager been away on vacation and is trying to catch up or something?] |
| Clockwork Concierge | ahem |
| Spiderbenb | I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that and that i totally wasn't gonna make a cheeky stab at said response. |
| Soleil | Wow |
| Soleil | That was an extremely blatant delete. |
| Soleil | Censored |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh we're just having a bit of meta-fun! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Now, to the matter at hand. |
| Clockwork Concierge | We saw an amazing music cover. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Got to experience The Messenger x Stranger Things. |
| Clockwork Concierge | And we haven't acknowledged Team Wiki in basically ever. |
| Clockwork Concierge | Calculating... |
| Clockwork Concierge | A whopping 60 Time Shards! |
| Clockwork Concierge | Wait, this is wrong... |
| Clockwork Concierge | Oh, found the mistake. 600 Time Shards, congratulations! |
June 14, 2019[]
The community amassed enough Time Shards to trigger the 3rd opening of #the-shop. Heather won the battle royale style quiz and purchased the "Oracle" (live Sabotage Q&A) from the shop. Purchasing the "Oracle" resulted in a mysterious upgrade called "Pitouette" to appear in the shop's talent tree.
The Clockwork Concierge calls for attention.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Attention all Messengers. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shop will open in 3.5 hours. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shop will open in 45 minutes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shop will open in 45 minutes. |
| Clockwork Concierge | The Shop will open in 10 minutes. |
| #the-shop | |
|---|---|
| The Shopkeeper | @everyone Well, time to go to work. |
| The Shopkeeper | Greetings adventurers. Today, we do it battle royale style. |
| The Shopkeeper | I will first select 10 Messengers, then proceed to a quizz, where winners will be determined by 1-giving a right answer and 2-their response time. |
| The Shopkeeper | Top 5 will make it to round 2. Top 3 will make it to round 3. Top 2 will make it to round 4. Winner will be The Messenger for today. |
| The Shopkeeper | If these rules don't seem fair to you, remember that participation is voluntary. All lurkers are welcome. Being on desktop is not mandatory this time. |
| The Shopkeeper | I will make my selections over the next few minutes. DM me if you want in! |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Heather. Step forward please. |
| heather | hewwo |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger DreamHazard. Step forward please. |
| DreamHazard | 
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| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Annalise. Step forward please. |
| Annalise | Oh hai |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger i dont want to be here. Step forward please. Also, how ironic. |
| i dont want to be here | Don’t take my name seriously |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger GaidenGravity. Step forward please. |
| GaidenGravity | Hi |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Spiderbenb. Step forward please. |
| Spiderbenb | Heyo |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Hayden. Step forward please. |
| Hayden | |:( no you didnt say my full name |
| [note: Hayden's username is "Hayden the eeeeeeeevil eukaryote"] | |
| The Shopkeeper | I'll let this one slide. For future reference, this is how you get kicked out. |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger PhΩmega. Step forward please. |
| PhΩmega | I AM HERE! |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Papy. Step forward please. |
| Papy | oh boy! |
| The Shopkeeper | Messenger Zoda. Step forward please. |
| Zoda | Yo! |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, that's ten. Please press F for my inbox -_- |
| Zoda | F |
| Papy | F |
| i dont want to be here | F |
| Spiderbenb | F |
| heather | F |
| DreamHazard | F |
| Annalise | F |
| PhΩmega | F |
| Hayden | F |
| GaidenGravity | F |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, let's do this. Remember: answer must be right AND fast. Winners are selected in order of response time. |
| The Shopkeeper | (mostly so you don't have time to consult Soleil) |
| The Shopkeeper | ROUND 1 |
| The Shopkeeper | What is the name of the Phobekin rescued by The Messenger in the Cloud Ruins? |
| DreamHazard | acro |
| heather | acro |
| PhΩmega | acro |
| Papy | acro |
| GaidenGravity | Acro |
| Spiderbenb | Acro |
| Zoda | Acro |
| i dont want to be here | Acro |
| Hayden | acro |
| Annalise | welp... im out of this one |
| Annalise | what they said |
| The Shopkeeper | Winners : DreamHazard, heather, PhΩmega, Papy, GaidenGravity.
|
| i dont want to be here | Rats |
| Zoda | Oof |
| The Shopkeeper | Thank you for playing. |
| The Shopkeeper | ROUND 2 |
| The Shopkeeper | actually hold on |
| The Shopkeeper | Let's press F for our fallen messengers |
| Papy | F |
| DreamHazard | F |
| GaidenGravity | F |
| The Shopkeeper | F |
| PhΩmega | F |
| heather | F |
| The Shopkeeper | ROUND 2 |
| The Shopkeeper | How was the cute little bread called in the story shared by Messenger JustDenys1 recently? |
| heather | kolobok |
| The Shopkeeper | Active, I see. |
| Papy | kolobok |
| DreamHazard | kolobok |
| GaidenGravity | Kolobok |
| PhΩmega | kolobok |
| PhΩmega | rip me |
| The Shopkeeper | Winners: heather, papy and dreamhazard
|
| DreamHazard | oof, close one. |
| heather | F |
| The Shopkeeper | F |
| Papy | F |
| DreamHazard | F |
| The Shopkeeper | ROUND 3 |
| The Shopkeeper | Oh wait, as a quick aside, am I the only that gets annoyed when someone goes on about how "they are SO important at work that they really can't get a day off, like the world would stop spinning you don't understand" ??? |
| Papy | sAme |
| heather | i'm sure youre not the only one but i can't empathize |
| DreamHazard | I can't say I've experienced that personally |
| The Shopkeeper | this gives me hope |
| The Shopkeeper | alright then, let's keep going |
| The Shopkeeper | ROUND 3 |
| The Shopkeeper | At the end of ninja's adventure, is the Demon King truly dead? |
| Papy | no |
| heather | no |
| DreamHazard | maybe? |
| The Shopkeeper | The answer is no. Winners : Papy, heather. |
| The Shopkeeper | Thank you for playing DreamHazard
|
| DreamHazard | I was too slow so it didn't matter what I said
|
| Papy | F |
| heather | F |
| The Shopkeeper | F |
| The Shopkeeper | FINAL ROUND |
| The Shopkeeper | If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? |
| heather | GHOSTBUSTERS |
| Papy | dang |
| The Shopkeeper | HEATHER WINS |
| heather | H*CK YEAH |
| The Shopkeeper | Thanks for playing Papy
|
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, time to do some shopping Heather -> https://themessengergame.com/shop
|
| The Shopkeeper | Even though I need to go soon, you are not limited by actions. You can either ask about an upgrade or make a purchase. There is a path to getting more than one item today, but we will get to that in a bit. |
| The Shopkeeper | So, what will it be? |
| heather | q&a baby |
| The Shopkeeper | Q&A for heather, 5000 Time Shards! |
| The Shopkeeper | Alright, I will be doing the appopriate updates to the shop's talent tree later today. |
| The Shopkeeper | Before you go, I give you a choice. |
| The Shopkeeper | You can either leave right now, knowing that the letter H will cost 3000 Time Shards in the future. |
| The Shopkeeper | OR |
| The Shopkeeper | If you want to try your shot at a riddle (with the community to help), you will get one shot at getting the letter H for free. Should the answer be wrong, its price will be 8000 Time Shards instead. |
| heather | before i make my decision, can i ask about an upgrade? |
| The Shopkeeper | Why, of course! |
| heather | what is the letter H |
| The Shopkeeper | Same as the letter E, but H instead. |
| The Shopkeeper | It's one of these where all the information is in the title, really. |
| The Shopkeeper | Like the short film "Don't litter" |
| heather | what happens in the short film "Don't litter" |
| The Shopkeeper | You learn to please not |
| heather | i see |
| heather | alright, let's hear your riddle then |
| The Shopkeeper | You will have 5 minutes to discuss with your fellow ninjas and provide an answer. |
| The Shopkeeper | I am revealed by shadows and concealed by light. What am I? |
| heather | nothing |
| The Shopkeeper | That answer is incorrect. |
| The Shopkeeper | I will give you one chance to prevent the price hike. |
| The Shopkeeper | I am revealed by shadows and concealed by light. What am I? hint: Also the title of a song by Iron Maiden |
| heather | fear of the dark |
| The Shopkeeper | Bingo |
| The Shopkeeper | Thank you for visiting the shop today heather. I will ask SaboTeam to host a live Q&A at a the time that suits the community in major proportion. Until then, Godspeed, Messengers
|
June 18, 2019[]
The Scrying Orb produced another vision, this time involving Suses.
Later, one of Suses's messages had a white bar mistakenly generated at the bottom of its dialogue box portrait. Soleil posted a light mode screenshot of Suses's message, which blinded Suses.
| #scrying-orb | |
|---|---|
| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb starts vibrating softly |
| Scrying Orb | the mists of time are shifting too randomly, 250 Time Shards required to focus |
| Scrying Orb | 25 reacts needed to commit the amount
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Suses and Colos feel a strange sensation from the scrying orb.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Suses | -I felt it too, Colos. |
| #scrying-orb | |
|---|---|
| Scrying Orb | the scrying orb consumes 250 Time Shards |
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Suses | -That's weird, I felt the same tickle, Colos. |
| Suses | Anyway, check out these reps! |
| #scrying-orb | |
|---|---|
| Scrying Orb | a vision appears!
SPOILER  |
A message from Suses with a white bar below the dialogue box frame.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| TheDarkist | suses can you describe the tickle you guys feel? |
| TheDarkist | also i know its the searing crags and all, but are there any cracks in the floor near you? |
| TheDarkist | we might be able to stop the tickling feeling |
| TheDarkist | just curious btw |
| Suses | Huh? |
| Suses | What's up, The Darkist? I was just talking to Colos. The tickling has stopped now. [note: this message had a white bar mistakenly generated at the bottom of its frame] |
| OHSHIET | ow. Soleil won't see it
|
| Suses | Talk about a terrible frame, gonna have to ask Clocko to fix that one. |
| Soleil | SPOILER  |
| Sage | 
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| Suses | Ouch, my eye! |
| Soleil | wow |
| Soleil | just wow |
| Suses | I was just meme-ing Soleil. Besides, I use Bot Mode so who am I to talk... |
| Soleil | Nah it was a good meme |
| Soleil | still wow |
June 20, 2019[]
Kyleberry noticed a "birthday cake" emote react on the live Q&A announcement and asked who else shared a birthday on June 21. Soleil responded with a meme image to explain it would also be Babushka's birthday, and Suses laughed.
Suses laughs out loud.
| #ninja-village | |
|---|---|
| Kyleberry | saw a birthday cake on the Q&A announcement, who else is a solstice shinobi? |
| Soleil | 
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| Suses | lol |
June 21, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge wished Babushka a "happy birthday" and announced that the live Q&A would occur soon.
The Clockwork Concierge wishes Babushka "happy birthday."
| #ninja-village | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Happy birthday Babushka ❤ ❤ ❤ |
| Clockwork Concierge | [deleted message: The live Q] |
| Clockwork Concierge | The live QnA begins in 2 hours! |
| Clockwork Concierge | https://www.twitch.tv/sabotageqc
|
Sabout was asked during the live Q&A when the community could have 16-bit Pitou. Sabout promised that he would deliver 16-bit Pitou for the community next week.
June 24, 2019[]
Suses chatted with the community for a bit.
Suses reprimands Davie.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Davie | Just got banned from speedruning discord |
| Davie | Wassup |
| Papy | oOf |
| Davie | Messenger poop |
| Davie | Spongebob good |
| Suses | Davie bad. |
| Davie |
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| Spiderbenb | Is Suses still there? I have a question for him and his Brother
|
| Suses | Let's hear it, Spiderbenb! |
| SRG Soul | Hi @Suses. Dunno if you saw our GRIS announcement today. Are you a fan of high art?
|
| Spiderbenb | So, i wrote that newest chapter and was wondering what you Bro's thought about it? |
| Suses | Hey SRG Soul, we totally dig GRIS! Must say all art is high ib our hearts, though. |
| Suses | *in |
| SRG Soul | Love you @Suses!
|
| Suses | Yo Spider I haven't read it yet, should do that soon. Colos has but we have a no spoiler agreement, so more on this later! |
| Jungle-Fett | yo Suses, can I get a fist bump? |
| Jungle-Fett |
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| Spiderbenb | Sounds like a good deal to me. I hope you enjoy it!
|
| Suses | Sure, never leave a little pal hanging! |
| Suses | [deleted message: <>]
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| Suses | My bad, here: |
| Suses |
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| Suses | Foot bump react when |
June 27, 2019[]
The Clockwork Concierge questioned Sabout's progress on 16-bit Pitou. Sabout showed off a sneak peek.
The Clockwork Concierge asks to speak with Sabout.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Clockwork Concierge | Excuse me, may I talk to Sabout? |
| Chacw | Hopefully their on |
| Chacw | They're* |
| Clockwork Concierge | Would you ping him for me? It seems Phil decided to remove my ability to do so. |
| Chacw | Sure thing |
| Chacw | [deleted message] |
| Jungle-Fett | @Sabout |
| Clockwork Concierge | The other Sabout. |
| Chacw | Oh sorry my bad |
| Sabout | Yo what's up Clocko |
| Clockwork Concierge | Afternoon Sabout. I was just making sure everything was on time and on budget with SaboTeam's tasks. |
| Clockwork Concierge | I see here that you committed to delivering 16-bit Pitou this week. Do you have any update on your ETA? |
| Sabout | It's gonna be ready tomorrow for sure |
| Sabout | Want a sneak peek? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Yes, I believe that would be reasonable. |
| Sabout | 
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| Sabout | What do you think? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Sick and tight! |
| Clockwork Concierge | RDE, please don't touch my mike. |
| Clockwork Concierge | A beautiful sneak peek! Thank you, Sabout ❤ |
June 28, 2019[]
Sabout posted 16-bit (seize-bit) Pitou.
The Clockwork Concierge makes a pun involving Sabout's name.
| #general | |
|---|---|
| Babushka | 16 bit pitou hype |
| Babushka |
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| Babushka |
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| JustDenys1 |
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| Jungle-Fett |
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| i dont want to be here | 16 bit pitou |
| Sabout | 16
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| JustDenys1 | 16... bit? |
| Babushka | HMMMM |
| Babushka | cursed but I love it |
| Babushka |
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| JustDenys1 | Wait, it doesn't look like Sabout showed us before |
| Sabout | Oh the previous image was not 16 bit pitou |
| Sabout | That was just for fun |
| Babushka | ah I see 
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| Sabout | Hey @Clockwork Concierge |
| Sabout | Pitou 16 is ready |
| Sabout | May I post it? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Greetings! What's thi'sabout? |
| Clockwork Concierge | Hold on let me look at the time... |
| Clockwork Concierge | -What time is it? |
| Suses | -SEIZE-BIT PITOU O'CLOCK, CLOCK'O!!! |
| Sabout | So it's all good clocko? |
| Clockwork Concierge | This is more than acceptable. Please proceed, Sabout. |
| Sabout | 
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