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March 12, 2019[]

After 500 members joined the official Discord server, Clockwork Concierge was successfully recruited to the server, where he serves as a bot and a moderator. He (mostly) uses dialogue boxes as a form of communication rather than just plain text.

The Clockwork Concierge cleaned and rearranged some of the channels, such as renaming the #ninjas text channel to #ninja-village, and deleting #join-log and replacing it with the #dojo. The Clockwork Concierge chatted with members, and he explained that he was sent to the server by The Archivist. The Concierge also hinted at #the-shop text channel and gave more information about the Clockwork Castle.

The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Good day, Messengers!
Clockwwork Concierge My, this place is in dire need of a spring clean!
Clockwork Concierge Utterly unacceptable.
Clockwork Concierge Please standby while I get things in order.
dosboxfalco dude he has a quote generator
dosboxfalco wtf
dosboxfalco Emote phobekinF.png
Clockwork Concierge Now now, no need to flip out, dosboxfalco
VeggieDelphine !!!
VeggieDelphine He sent me a message !!!!
VeggieDelphine Clockwork Concierge PM 1.png
VeggieDelphine Clockwork Concierge PM 2.png
Clockwork Concierge Why of course Delphine.
Clockwork Concierge Feel free to spam my DMs. I am here to serve.
Clockwork Concierge Gosh Philip, there is so much to do before we can allow [Ninjas] to open The Shop.
Clockwork Concierge I should get back to cleaning for now. Big changes are coming.
Clockwork Concierge Please visit the rules channel at your earliest convenience.
Clockwork Concierge Also it appears I cannot use hashtags. Please advise, Philip.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Still some parts of the manual i'm not sure I understood properly. Will get into more reading and come back soon.
#ninja-village
Gooberbarbarian Ooh we can DM him???
VeggieDelphine write anything starting with !
VeggieDelphine like !help
Spiderbenb Emote thinking.png
Spiderbenb How many questions is too many for Clockwork Concierge?
#general
Clockwork Concierge Try me, Spiderbenb.
Doom Man Lead us to your creator- Uh I mean good day Clockwork Concierge! May you give us insights on how you were born and what lead you to do what you do today?
Clockwork Concierge Apologies, Doom Man. I am not at liberty to speak of my origins.
VeggieDelphine who is your boss ?
VeggieDelphine who lives in the clockwork castle ?
OHSHIET Hey Clockwork Concierge, why is there so much useless empty space underneath?
OHSHIET BUG OR FEATURE?!?!?!!
Clockwork Concierge The Archivist sent me. I am not at liberty to speak of my duties over at the Clockwork Castle.
Spiderbenb Where is The Clockwork Castle anyways?
Clockwork Concierge I must admit I am also quite unnerved by all this empty space every time I speak. It seems Philip's plate is quite full indeed.
Clockwork Concierge Curious, are we? The Clockwork Castle floats above the open sea, slightly to the west of where Ninjas live. Whether or not adventure will take you there is yet to be determined.
Thierry wooooo easy there concierge
Thierry we only promised to do chapter 1
Clockwork Concierge But chapter 3 is my favorite!
Thierry take it up with The Archivist, I'm not discussing this here
Doom Man There's one more thing I'd like to know, and of course you don't have to answer if you can't. How's Manfred doing? Do you two go well together? And if so do you think we'll ever get to meet him too here?
Clockwork Concierge ...
Thierry yo @Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) can you make the concierge not so keen to give out spoilers?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) I'll have to read The Clockwork Concierge volume 2 to dive into more advanced features.
Clockwork Concierge Doom Man, it would seem that that is actually not enough text for one dialog box.

March 13, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge criticized Phil, the Clockwork Operator, as he learned how to read the Concierge's manuals.

The Clockwork Concierge criticizes Phil.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Yet another useless command Philip, you have so much to learn.
Spiderbenb Wowzers
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) That's a complicated engine, managed to implement stuff up to page 17 of the first manual.
Clockwork Concierge Why don't you give him a hand Spiderbenb?
Spiderbenb Well now I'd love to. I got nothing better to do today anyways. Emote thumbsup.png
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Sure, I just realized the Clockwork Concierge engine can inform you of the level of knowledge you have of it. If you send him !version he will give you feedback about your current implementation.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Still very early it seems.
VeggieDelphine !version
Kammesennin You have to send it to him directly I believe.
Clockwork Concierge In private, please.

March 14, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge revealed that there is a connection between The Iron Hood and the Money Sink inside the shop.

The Clockwork Concierge questions the Money Sink's presence in the shop.

#general
OHSHIET https://youtu.be/Vf8r1wVTdHc

OHSHIET's Money Sink Video.png

Clockwork Concierge The Money Sink? What is it doing in the Shop?
Clockwork Concierge This is unacceptable, I thought I gave clear instructions to Iron Hood.
Spiderbenb So, The Clockwork Concierge is insinuating that he knows Iron Hood. Who else does he know about?
VeggieDelphine Please tell us more Clockwork Concierge Emote emeraldYearn.png
Clockwork Concierge Clueless as to what is about to happen, aren't we?
OHSHIET Is Clockwork Concierge he or it?
Clockwork Concierge You can refer to me however you choose, as long as you stay polite and pay due respect to the monocle.
VeggieDelphine But what are we to you ? Your staff ? Your customers ??
Clockwork Concierge I am here to serve.

March 15, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge dropped a hint that The Archivist told the Concierge to guard an evil object inside of the Clockwork Castle. The Concierge then posted a message with important names censored, which was deleted by SaboTeam.

#dojo
Vascos @ClockworkConcierge Hi Emote ninjayeah.png

The Clockwork Concierge says hello to Vascos.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Greetings, Vascos. It appears I am only able to speak in the general channel.
Soleil Emote wave.png The Archivist said to say "hi" a long time ago.
Clockwork Concierge Is that so, Soleil? Quite unlike his character.
Soleil Is he not very social?
Clockwork Concierge If you ask me, he is mainly very busy and concerned. Even though I would never question The Archivist's wisdom, I sometimes wonder why he would have me set aside the thing I am guarding over at the Clockwork Castle.
Thierry Yo Concierge, can you not?
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message]
Thierry ok enough !
Thierry time out for a few days
Thierry jeez
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) alright, time for maintenance.

Paraphrasing of the deleted message:

Clockwork Concierge "I wonder if it would censor me [******] disabled [*****'******]'s special power."

The first asterisk word was blue, like the name of a friendly character. The second word was red, like the name of something related to evil. The first asterisk word was six letters long, and the second word had an apostrophe, according to Boo, a person who was able to memorize part of the message before it was deleted.

March 18, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge returned to the server to ask an important question about Colos and Suses.

The Clockwork Concierge's speech ability is reactivated.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Greetings! It appears Philip has seen fit to enable my speech again.
Clockwork Concierge I must say I am quite delighted, there is a very important question I have been meaning to ask.
Clockwork Concierge Colos or Suses?
VeggieDelphine Depends on the context
VeggieDelphine Do you want to know who we would save if they were both in danger ?
VeggieDelphine Or who we think is stronger
Clockwork Concierge I already know which one is strongest. I meant to inquire as to which of the two you prefer.
Soleil Suses baked Kuni a cake, so I'm voting Suses.
Clockwork Concierge A cake you say? Sounds like Suses has potential to be a caterer.
Clockwork Concierge If you don't mind me asking, what positive traits do you see in Colos?
VeggieDelphine Pecs
VeggieDelphine Emote colos.png
Soleil Fashionable necklace?
OHSHIET He can run infinitely
Clockwork Concierge So pecs are positive? My, every day I learn something new!
Kammesennin He acknowledes and confirms his brother's observations, yet politely corrects him when he believes him to be mistaken. He is a good brother.
VeggieDelphine Both are good brothers, are they not ?
Kammesennin I didn't say Suses was not.
Kammesennin We're just talking about Colos.
VeggieDelphine Right ... but it's hard to say something that would make Colos better, since Suses probably has the same qualities
Clockwork Concierge So, Colos can run infinitely, has a nice necklace, pecs, and is a good brother?
Clockwork Concierge And how would you describe Suses?
VeggieDelphine Emote datbumbum.png
heather suses is creative and bold
heather and has nice eyes
heather er
heather eye
Soleil He's very good at making cakes.
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: :datbumbum:]
[note: the message was plain text rather than properly displaying the Emote datbumbum.png emote]
Sage He could survive planetary annihilation and abduction given how well he can work his towel
Soleil Also I like how carefree he looks, even
after death.

SPOILER
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Clockwork Concierge Thank you everyone, allow me to summarize.
Clockwork Concierge So, Colos can run infinitely, has a nice necklace, pecs, and is a good brother.
Clockwork Concierge Suses, on the hand, bakes good cakes, has a nice eye, could survive planetary annihilation, and is carefree after death.
Clockwork Concierge So I ask you again, Colos or Suses?
Clockwork Concierge *on the other hand
Clockwork Concierge Thank you Philip, it appears I can self-corect now.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Clockwork Concierge grammar module still is in beta.
Clockwork Concierge *correct
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) will get deeper into the end of tome 1.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) I heard tome 2 had implementation details for a lot of interesting features.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Emote bookmark.png

March 19, 2019[]

The Shopkeeper was summoned into the server by Doom Man's fake Shopkeeper dialogue box, and she gave a sneak peek of the 16-bit Picnic Panic shop. Later, the Clockwork Concierge and Phil discussed their plan to funnel Time Shards from the community in order to fund a Discord branch of the shop.

#ninja-village
Doom Man Doom Man's Fake Shopkeeper Dialogue.png
The Shopkeeper I'm sorry did you just impersonate me?
dosboxfalco correct
The Shopkeeper You could at least update your avatar.
dosboxfalco yo Shopkeeper, nice lei
OHSHIET This is a fanart, careful lol
The Shopkeeper Fanart?
Spiderbenb Oh hey, It's Shopkeeper.
The Shopkeeper More like BANart.
The Shopkeeper Alright, I'll let this one slide.
dosboxfalco Emote eyes.png
Spiderbenb Good joke, Last time i heard that one i fell off my dinosaur.
Doom Man I will update my avatar but to be the prophet instead cause no one has been
OHSHIET This makes you a false Shopkeeper
Doom Man also that isn't the fan art you're thinking of. I made that fan made thing before the shopkeeper appeared
Spiderbenb Nope, it's the real shopkeeper.
Doom Man it looked way worse
OHSHIET I know
Spiderbenb My friend request to him is still pending. Emote smirk.png
OHSHIET This fanart is really good btw
Spiderbenb Anyway, Jokes aside. Any reason why you're here today Shopkeeper?
OHSHIET Do you have any stories to share?
OHSHIET Also he doesn't have the "Characters" role Emote ninjaponder.png
The Shopkeeper Just checking the place out, I'm almost done setting up shop on Voodkin Island, and looking for my next venture.
dosboxfalco What's there to set up? You live in the Tower of Time...
OHSHIET We are really looking forward to see that Picnic Panic styled Shop
Spiderbenb Well, Clockwork Concierge is here. So you know it's pretty well made here now.
Doom Man Will the shop be organized accordingly to fit the vacation?
OHSHIET And we can use it for the wiki then instead of boss background Emote ninjayeah.png
The Shopkeeper Happy now, @OHSHIET ?
OHSHIET Emote hatmartin.png
dosboxfalco Emote hatmartin.png
Spiderbenb Emote hatmartin.png
Spiderbenb So, can we expect a Shop here as well? OR in the very least a portal to your shop?
The Shopkeeper Not too shabby, check out this selfie.
SPOILER
Tikeeper Selfie.png
Doom Man lovely
Spiderbenb Looks pretty awesome so far
The Shopkeeper I'm not clear on this yet, @Spiderbenb, but Concierge is trying hard to convince me. I guess we'll find out soon.
Spiderbenb What do you suppose would thoroughly convince you to set up shop here? Emote ninjaponder.png
The Shopkeeper 10 000 Time Shards should be enough. Take it up with the Concierge.
The Shopkeeper Anyway, I should get back to it. See you in the tropics.

The Clockwork Concierge asks for clarification.

#general
Spiderbenb So. Is the Clockwork Concierge able to give us any insight on how to get The shopkeeper here? Convsidering he wants 10 000 Time Shards.
Clockwork Concierge Pardon?
Doom Man Shopkeeper and Time Shards.png
Clockwork Concierge Interesting, so you indeed would like to see the shop have a branch here?
Spiderbenb It would be interesting nonetheless.
Doom Man Why yes, we would.
Spiderbenb Or in the very least a portal to the shop if setting up shop here proves to be a difficult task.
Clockwork Concierge Fabulous! I will discuss this with Philip, clearly he doesn't have enough on his plate already.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) damn, this is a lot of pressure.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) I'll see what I can do.
Clockwork Concierge Don't worry Philip, I only need you to connect the wires properly. The Time Shards will be gathered by the community.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Alright, let's get to work.
Doom Man How I imagine Phil and the Concierge talking to each other

Philip and the Clockwork Concierge.png

Clockwork Concierge I am sadly unable to unsee this.

March 20, 2019[]

The Time Shard emote was introduced to the server.

The Clockwork Concierge bypasses his silent mode.

#general
OHSHIET Blue Screen of Death.jpg
Doom Man that's what the concierge sees whenever phil stops him from talking for a limited time
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) he is on silent mode for a big upgrade, don't want you guys to see all his cryptic logs right now.
OHSHIET Your still on page 20
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) The last update was on page 20.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) But page 20 was the end of chapter 1.
Clockwork Concierge Please define silent mode, Philip.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) omg
Clockwork Concierge Thankfully I am not a rogue AI.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) I guess the rookie part of my name now makes sense.
Clockwork Concierge About those Time Shards, I have been thinking about what you said and I believe your idea could work.
Doom Man when your creator says he will make you better but he can't even properly silence you

Nervous Clockwork Concierge.png

Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Emote timeshard (old version).png
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) oh well.
Thierry wooooo concierge, don't go there
OHSHIET Take these: Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png Emote timeshard (old version).png
Kammesennin What would you even do with teeth? Emote RuxxtLUL.gif
Clockwork Concierge Allow me to rephrase then. I am glad my builders opted against giving me teeth.
Kammesennin I'm happy to have some Emote timeshard (old version).png now
Kammesennin Emote QuarbleSip.png
OHSHIET Emote timeshard (old version).pngx999999999
OHSHIET When is Shoppy back? Now we can give him 10k Emote artificer.png
Clockwork Concierge Philip, our guests seem very excited about the gathering of Time Shards. Do you have any idea when we will have everything in place?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) soon™
Clockwork Concierge Could you define soon™?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Friday.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) now let me get back to work.
Clockwork Concierge Fabulous! I shall prepare on my side too.
Spiderbenb He says "Friday" but for all we know since "Time is Relative" it could've been one Friday last year. Emote struggling.png
VeggieDelphine Maybe Friday is today
Spiderbenb Indeed
Kammesennin Maybe next Friday.
Kammesennin He didn't say which Friday.
Clockwork Concierge Maybe Friday is Friday.

March 21, 2019[]

KuningasEST was streaming a speedrun of The Messenger at the time, and the Clockwork Concierge recommended others to watch it. Also later that day, the Clockwork Concierge referenced another video game.

The Clockwork Concierge recommends KuningasEST's stream.

#general
Clockwork Concierge If like me you do not have plans for lunch, you might want to come watch KuningasEST's run.
Clockwork Concierge https://www.twitch.tv/kuningasest

KuningasEST's Twitch Stream.png

#general
Stéphanie I'm going through my older SoundCloud playlist. I'm literally listening to a megalovania remix right now
Stéphanie Is there a The Messenger megalo
Spiderbenb Not that I'm aware of
Clappj Someone should make that
Clappj And use ruxxtin's theme as reference
Clockwork Concierge Could anyone explain what a Megalo is? It appears I have much to learn still.
Clockwork Concierge All my database refers to is a song from a quite unique game I played a little while ago.
Clappj The Concierge is a gamer
Clappj This has some serious implications
Clappj If canon
Clockwork Concierge Aren't we all, Clappj?

March 22, 2019 (Discord)[]

The Clockwork Concierge started keeping record of the amount of Time Shards the community had amassed. He also held a small quiz for bonus Time Shards.

Later that day, the Clockwork Concierge received a message from The Archivist to deliver to Phil. Thierry intercepted the message in stead of Phil, and per the Clockwork Concierge's request, Thierry closed down #the-void channel, since it was too expensive to maintain while The Archivist was away on a dangerous quest.

The Clockwork Concierge would go on to offer more bonus Time Shards, involving Pitou reactions. Then the Concierge wrote messages related to the Demon King that were swiftly deleted by SaboTeam.

#announcements
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Hey @everyone

The time has come to release the upgraded Clockwork Concierge! Emote ccwut.png

It now supports numerous features from chapter 2 of the first tome of instructions Emote green book.png, including :

> Welcoming all new users with a lengthy private message.
> Disabling !commands in public channels. (Commands now only work in direct messages to the Concierge).
> Allowing the use of ninja-only commands.
> Interacting in all channels.
> ..and numerous other under-the-hood upgrades.

But this is the boring stuff.

Now for the fun part. The Concierge came to an agreement with the Shopkeeper Emote shopkeeper.png.

The Shopkeeper will open #the-shop channel, in exchange of 10000 Emote timeshard.png. It will allow the community to spend timeshards to buy both permanent and temporary perks for all members. Here's what you need to know (for now).

The community can now acquire timeshards tracked by the Conciege. Here's how:
> A new user joins the server : +5 timeshards.
> Reaching 1000public interactions in a day : +80 timeshards.
> New Ninja gets the role : +120 timeshards.
> The Concierge may sometimes give timeshards as bonus for outstanding interactions or contributions.
> Numerous other ways to acquire shards will be added in the next versions...

Tracking progress:
> All users can DM the !progress command to the Concierge to receive an update on the current progress.

Ninja nominations
> Ninja role attribution is now limited to one new Ninja per day.
> Nominations are now fully in the community's control. All Ninjas can nominate by send a DM to the Concierge with the command !nominate [username].
> Once a user has received 5 nominations within a single day, they are given the role and no more nominations can take place until the next day.

Daily objectives and tracking reset at midnight (EDT)
#dojo
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The Clockwork Concierge tests his microphone.

#general
Clockwork Concierge One, two, is this microphone functional?
Legitimate Ted Yes
Legitimate Ted We hear you concierge
Shokushu watch out for the feedback
Boo Seems to work perfectly, Sir Concierge
TheBigK1 Emote hatmartin.png
Kammesennin Microphone is functioning at at least 99%.
Clockwork Concierge Beautiful! Don't forget to DM me your requests, Messengers. !progress to track global progress. Those with the Ninja role can also use !nominate with the username they wish to see nominated.
Clockwork Concierge I believe I should give away of few shards to start thing off proper. Are any of few up for some beginner trivia?
Kammesennin Let's do it!
Boo I'm ready for that
Legitimate Ted Messenger trivia or real world trivia
Babushka Let's goooo
Legitimate Ted Cause I'm gonna be next to useless for one of those
Clockwork Concierge Alright, let's try three easy questions. Number one how far into the future did the Tower of Time take Ninja?
Boud 500 years
Babushka 500 years Emote ninjayeah.png
Boo Yup, 500 years
Clockwork Concierge Correct.
Clockwork Concierge Number two What is the name of little Phobekin who is afraid of heights?
Kammesennin Acro
Legitimate Ted Acro
Babushka Acro
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: (paraphrasing) "Who was the last Messenger petrified by the Demon General before the Bowman?"]
Thierry ok wooooooo
Kammesennin Oof
Bluefire WHAT
Legitimate Ted Spoilers
Thierry wtf
Boud Wo
TheBigK1 Whoa
Babushka OH
Boo I've seen that
TheBigK1 Emote quarbleO.png
Babushka Clockwork got shy
Kammesennin Not exactly..
Boud That spoiler was... petrifying.
Kammesennin He got a little... ahead of himself.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) jesus.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Spoiling again.
Legitimate Ted Someone pull that out of the discord cache
Thierry .......
Thierry ok, let's try that again @Clockwork Concierge
Clockwork Concierge Apologies. Ok question number three What is the name of the mountain base where the colossuses brothers like to train?
Kammesennin Searing Crags
#ninja-village
Clockwork Concierge Ah, it seems Phlip has extended my speech. I am quite pleased!
Kammesennin Glad to have you further present.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Don't you spoil here.
#general
Clockwork Concierge Congratulations, your scored 3 out of 3! You have earned a few Time Shards.
Clockwork Concierge I will let you all get to it then. Do try to DM me the !progress command whenever you are curious.
#ninja-village
Infernikko oh no i though of another terrible joke
Clockwork Concierge Hit me, Infern.
Clockwork Concierge Philip, I have news from The Archivist.
Clockwork Concierge He has left for a very dangerous quest and will not return for a while. I believe he located another one.
Clockwork Concierge Please close The Void in the meantime. It won't be worth the upkeep costs until he returns.
Thierry ?
Thierry How can we know we will be able to open it again?
Clockwork Concierge The orders are clear, Thierry. Please advise.
Thierry ...
Thierry Okay then. I'll take care of it Phil.
#general
Clockwork Concierge Friday bonus round! I shall grant you 1 Time Shard for each pitou react on this comment over the next 10 minutes.
  • Pitou.png: 16
Clockwork Concierge Bonus round ends in two minutes!
Clockwork Concierge Time up! This week's bonus round got you 16 Time Shards.
Dime Clockwork Concierge, is it true that Manfred dropped a couple of plates because he didn't have hands?
Clockwork Concierge Plates?
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: Why would we carry plates? I don't see how it would help us keeping the remnants safely out of reach.]
Thierry oooooook
Boo Oh, Concierge
Thierry Caught him before it actually uploaded this time
Thierry Yo Phil, let's limit interactions for a few days
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: I apologize, I was certain everyone knew that the Demon King they fought was just a weak copy.]
Spiderbenb WHOA THERE
Boo OH THAT I SEEN
Doom Man HEY
Thierry OK DUDE CAN YOU NOT????
Thierry wow
Thierry turn it off @Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator)
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) alright, it's going to sleep mode.

March 22, 2019 (Twitch)[]

The Shopkeeper visited Kammesennin's Twitch stream of The Messenger.

During Kammesennin's stream, Kammesennin read The Shopkeeper's "Current area" dialogue in Quillshroom Marsh. The actual Shopkeeper chimed in by posting a comment in Kammesennin's Twitch chat, where The Shopkeeper confirmed that the "I once had to look through the mud for an artifact" quote was a reference to the Magic Seashell.

The Shopkeeper comments about the Magic Seashell on Kammesennin's Twitch stream.

LeShopkeeper Anyone ever pick up on that Seashell reference?

The Shopkeeper went unnoticed in the Twitch chat until a bit later, around the time Kammesennin reached the Arcane Golem fight.

The Shopkeeper says hello.

ZeoLive Do we know who the first messenger was? Not like who the first Blue Robe is, but who the actual first Messenger is. As in an established character that is not currently part of the robes.
djfizzix as far as I know, no
ZeoLive Those robes don't have a messenger
spiderbenb It was established in The Messenger Discord that Shopkeeper was first.
djfizzix tellll meeeeeee
LeShopkeeper Oh, hi.

The Shopkeeper also dropped a rumor about The Iron Hood and the money sink in the Twitch chat.

The Shopkeeper comments about The Iron Hood.

LeShopkeeper Iron Hood, huh?
LeShopkeeper Some say he hid in the sink...

During the cutscene that occurs after defeating Barma'thazël, where Ninja is a shopkeeper, Kammesennin asked out loud if The Shopkeeper had any stories to share, and she responded with the following.

The Shopkeeper continues to converse.

LeShopkeeper Oh I did have a story but you darted straight to the boss.

Kammesennin offered to wait before progressing the story even further, but The Shopkeeper declined the offer.

LeShopkeeper Hey, no problem. I moved on already.

After the "Ray Troid" joke that occurs between Ninja and Soldier in the game's dialogue, one of Kammesennin's Twitch stream viewers mentioned that they did not understand the joke.

djfizzix i dont get that one tbh
ZeoLive Met-Troid
djfizzix OH
djfizzix Emote NotLikeThis.png
ZeoLive LuL
LeShopkeeper wow
LeShopkeeper I guess "some won't"
djfizzix ouch. shopkeeper burn
ZeoLive Indeed. LuL

March 23, 2019[]

#dojo
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March 26, 2019[]

#dojo
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April 1, 2019[]

#dojo
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April 4, 2019[]

To celebrate Sabotage Studio's birthday, the Clockwork Concierge held a trivia quiz with 2,000 Time Shards as the prize.

The Clockwork Concierge returns from another hiatus.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Greetings, Messengers! It appears I am fully operational once again.
VeggieDelphine Hello Clocko ! Must feel good to get your voice back !
OHSHIET Emote ccwut.png Emote manfredH.png
Clockwork Concierge Why, it certainly does. Todays is a good day, especially since we are celebrating Sabotage turning 3 years old.
Clockwork Concierge *today
Clockwork Concierge Delighted to see my auto-correct functions are also back online.
Clockwork Concierge To celebrate this day, I was granted permission to bestow 2000 bonus Time Shards should you answer 3 advanced trivia questions successfully.
Clockwork Concierge Once you feel the required Messengers are available, call on me at your convenience.
Clockwork Concierge There are 6 hours left. I have a lot to prepare for tonight's festivities, but you may DM my operator at any time to get my attention.
Damyon I'll happily start answering, I love questionnaires like this
Clockwork Concierge Do you now, Damyon?
VeggieDelphine wait !
Damyon Er- wait a sec
VeggieDelphine can't we wait for Soleil, at least ?
Damyon This isn't a one time thing, right?
VeggieDelphine I think it is
Damyon Oh, nevermind then
VeggieDelphine and we will have to work together, probably
Damyon I don't wanna waste this chance
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message]
[note: most likely deleted due to a typo]
Clockwork Concierge Now now, as stated earlier we will wait until you are all ready, but I believe Damyon can do a warm up round for 50 bonus Time Shards.
Damyon Oh, just a warm up? That's fine
Clockwork Concierge Ready, Damyon?
Damyon Yes
Clockwork Concierge Serendipitous! So tell me, Damyon, which very cute character's name is contained within the word 'serendipitous'?
Damyon Hmm
Damyon Pitou
Clockwork Concierge We have a winner! That's 50 Time Shards, thank you for playing, Damyon.
OHSHIET can we try again? Emote ruxxtin.png Emote ruxxtin.png
Clockwork Concierge My, another warm up round? Are you ready then, OHSHIET?
OHSHIET Ok!
Clockwork Concierge Delightful! OHSHIET, for 100 Time Shards What is the requirement for a Leaf Monster to come out of hiding?
OHSHIET A full moon.
OHSHIET (And maybe someone to trigger the Leaf Monster)
Clockwork Concierge Indeed, the answer is a full moon. That's 100 Time Shards! Congratulations OHSHIET.
#dojo
Clockwork Concierge Message95, 113.png
Clockwork Concierge Message114.png
#general
VeggieDelphine So ... what do we do about that Clockwork Concierge's quizz ?
VeggieDelphine He said we had 6 hours ... about 4 hours ago ?
Clockwork Concierge I am ready when you are, though there is only an hour and a half left.
Spiderbenb How tough are these questions anyways? What should we expect?
VeggieDelphine The warm up was easy
VeggieDelphine but it was a warm up
VeggieDelphine we don't know
Clockwork Concierge We are celebrating a birthday, I wouldn't stress too much over this.
Gooberbarbarian So everybody's just waiting patiently
Spiderbenb Yeah, I thought I'd kill time by trying to ask The Clockwork Concierge a question.
Spiderbenb Technically it's about a Theory i have, But not one that you'd expect.
Clockwork Concierge What is your question, Spiderbenb?
Spiderbenb Should i be aware of any dangerous implications of opening a portal?
Clockwork Concierge That would depend on the portal.
Doom Man Can I ask something too sir
Spiderbenb A Portal To The Void.
Clockwork Concierge Go for it Doom Man, I shall only be vague if you are.
Spiderbenb As bad as that sounds, I'm vastly curious on the area itself in hopes of learning more about it.
Doom Man Alrighty so we know that you know a few things about the shopkeeper and the shop itself. Do you know the person who the shopkeeper got its music from?
Soleil He got his music from Rainbowdragoneyes, right?
Doom Man I just want to be sure if there's more behind that
OHSHIET Clocko can we now begin our quiz? Soleils here
Clockwork Concierge My knowledge of The Void is sadly very limited, Spiderbenb. While the kids who reconfigured my circuits were attuned to Time Magic, its effects remain lost on me.
Thierry Easy, Concierge.
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message]
[note: most likely deleted due to a typo]
Clockwork Concierge Oh yes, the festivities! There is so much to do...
Clockwork Concierge Are we ready for a little quizz, then? There are 2000 Time Shards on the line!
Clockwork Concierge Please take 5 minutes to determine who will be responsible for providing final answers. Any Ninja will do.
VeggieDelphine Soleil ?
Gooberbarbarian Ya
DavidOnze ya
Doom Man We're all gonna choose soleil really
MFC Soleil if she's online
Sage ya
Doom Man And I think if by chance soleil doesn't know something, then we can try our own answers
OHSHIET Thierry
OHSHIET Choose Thierry he knows the answers
OHSHIET Yo @Thiеrry do you want to test your skills in The Messenger lore? Emote artificer.png
Clockwork Concierge Discussion is very much allowed for every question. I am simply looking for an official representative to provide final answers.
Clappj Soleil
Ashes Soleil
Clockwork Concierge Do you accept, Soleil?
Soleil Sure.
Clockwork Concierge IT'S SHOWTIME !!!
Clockwork Concierge Excuse me, I get very excited about quizzes....
Clockwork Concierge Using the best of five model, you must obtain 3 right answers before obtaining 3 wrong answers.
Clockwork Concierge Question 1, true or false Sabotage was founded in April 2016.
OHSHIET 3 years. Looks obvious.
VeggieDelphine True !
DavidOnze true
Soleil Should I say it now?
VeggieDelphine Yes
VeggieDelphine True
DavidOnze yes
Soleil Answer: True
Clockwork Concierge That answer is...
Clockwork Concierge CORRECT
[lots of celebrating from the community]
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: Question 2, true or false Colos]
[lots of confusion from the community]
Clockwork Concierge Question 2, true or false Colos and Suses are cousins.
Gooberbarbarian False
Gooberbarbarian Dumb brothers
Soleil The narrator mentions they are brothers and also their Steam card.
OHSHIET The previous question was more interesting
Kammesennin I'm confident that Soleil has this.
DavidOnze false
MFC false
DavidOnze they are bruddas
Soleil Answer: False
Clockwork Concierge That answer is...
Clockwork Concierge CORRECT
[lots of celebrating from the community]
Clockwork Concierge Question 3, written answer. The Archivist first needed everyone to witness Ninja's story to provide a sense of the future that needs saving, but mainly because he encountered something extremely relevant to Book 2. What is it?
[7 minutes of fruitless discussion]
Clockwork Concierge Shall I start a timer?
Gooberbarbarian No
MFC oh no
VeggieDelphine No, we prefer no timer
DavidOnze OH NO
Gooberbarbarian Not required
Clockwork Concierge Final answer due in 2 minutes.
[1 minute of panicked discussion]
Clockwork Concierge Final answer due in 1 minute.
Soleil Answer: Demon King
Clockwork Concierge That answer is...
Clockwork Concierge INCORRECT
[many upset reactions from the community]
Clockwork Concierge Do you want me to stop the quizz? I only mean to have fun on this day of celebration!
[a chorus of "no"s]
Clockwork Concierge Fabulous, let's move on then!
Clockwork Concierge Question 4, written answer. What is the Clockwork Castle keeping out of reach of the Demons?
Soleil Related?

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VeggieDelphine ohhhh
Gooberbarbarian Ooh
MFC i think it is
VeggieDelphine probably YES
Kammesennin Definitely seems related
Doom Man Maybe remnants are like the remaining demons
Gooberbarbarian They are guarding the remnants
Kammesennin But we don't know what they are remnants of.
VeggieDelphine remnants of the true demon king ???
Spiderbenb Just go with Remnants maybe?
MFC Just Remnants is a safe choice
Gooberbarbarian Go with Remnants
VeggieDelphine Is it precise enough ?
Clockwork Concierge I require a specific answer.
Soleil Answer: Remnants
Clockwork Concierge Please elaborate. Remnants of what?
Gooberbarbarian Remnants of the demon king?
Gooberbarbarian Remnants of the blue robes?
Boud Remnants of something evil
Boud but what?
FrankyDess Remanants of somethint the archivist did that summoned the demon in the first place
Doom Man Remnants of the demon king feels like the closest thing
Stéphanie I'd guess remnants of the blue robes that couldn't escape the Tower when Emote artificer.png Emote prophet.png and Emote shopkeeper.png did
Soleil I'll go with what Doom Man said unless anyone disagrees.
VeggieDelphine I agree
Boud Maybe the Archivist shatterred the Demon King
FrankyDess I agre
MFC I agree
Stéphanie Oooh
Gooberbarbarian Emote ninjayeah.png
DavidOnze agree
Stéphanie And it's chasing him
Stéphanie Yes
Boud wich in turn spread across alternate universes
Stéphanie Remnants of the King
Soleil Answer: Remnants of the Demon King
Clockwork Concierge That answer is...
Clockwork Concierge CORRECT!!! Congratulations Messengers, you have earned 2000 Time Shards!!!
[lots and lots of celebrating from the community]
Stéphanie I need to see what the other questions were
FrankyDess Well isnt there another question Emote ccwut.png for more birthday fun?
FrankyDess Before the festivities?
Doom Man Yeah I want question 5
Doom Man I don't wanna feel like we missed out
Babushka yeah let us see the question 5
DavidOnze question 5:
colos 2
Kammesennin Yeah! Can we have the fifth question even if there's no bonus?
MFC Gimme question 5
Clockwork Concierge Question 5 wasn't fair, I suggest we let it rest.
[lots of disappointed responses, and bargaining, from the community]
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: Question 5, in tile units. If tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5?]
Clockwork Concierge Question 5, in tile units. If a tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5?
Doom Man Half a ruxxtin
Does that mean himself or including the staff in the sprite
Clockwork Concierge Head to toe, no stilts no staff.
[14 minutes of math discussion]
Clockwork Concierge If a tree was as high as 3 Leaf Monsters divided by 1 half Ruxxtin, what would it's height be after multiplying it by 5?
Stéphanie Question 5 Calculator Answer.png
Kammesennin 64.86486486486486
Clockwork Concierge 64.86 IS CORRECT !!! Congratuations!
[lots of celebrating from the community]
Clockwork Concierge I am late for the festivities, so let's do a quick pitou bonus round. For the next 2 minutes, all pitou reacts on this post are worth 2 Time Shards!!!
  • Pitou.png: 16
Clockwork Concierge Scroll up for more pitous! One minute left!
Clockwork Concierge 16 pitous! That's 32 Time Shards. Thank you all for playing, and Happy Birthday, SaboTeam!
[lots of shocked reactions from the community that "SaboTeam" was red text]
Clockwork Concierge SaboTeam FTFM
Clockwork Concierge SaboTeam
Clockwork Concierge Concierge signing out, enjoy the rest of your day, Messengers.

April 12, 2019[]

The Shopkeeper popped by to give a sneak peek of the upcoming Discord branch of the shop.

#general
The Shopkeeper So, I'm all set and the talent tree is up, how's the time shard count, @Clockwork Concierge ?
Spiderbenb Concierge is under maintenance right now
The Shopkeeper Still under maintenance, huh?
The Shopkeeper Oh well, I supposed you're all still short on shards.
The Shopkeeper Next week, then?
Gooberbarbarian Sure
The Shopkeeper You do understand how things are going to play out, right?
The Shopkeeper One of you will get the role, and thus a private audience.
The Shopkeeper First upgrade, as always, will be on the house.
The Shopkeeper I must confess I have my own guess on which you will pick first...
Gooberbarbarian Gooberbarbarian's Shopkeeper Screencap.png
Gooberbarbarian ;)
Soleil Wow Goober is so lucky.
The Shopkeeper Come on Soleil, I once changed my profile pic just for you -_-'
Soleil Emote quarbleO.png
Soleil Thanks again btw, very Christmas-y outfit
The Shopkeeper Oh you can buy all sorts of things in my shop. Whether the community's will is considered and/or followed will be up to whoever is The Messenger.
The Shopkeeper I guess a little spoiler is in order.
Dime I also hear there's a clog down the sink
The Shopkeeper Oh the Money Sink?
The Shopkeeper There's no unclogging it.
The Shopkeeper I mean...
The Shopkeeper Unless you had a Money Wrench....
The Shopkeeper But let's get back to the subject at hand.
The Shopkeeper I look forward to seeing how you choose to prioritize the uprades to this place.
The Shopkeeper Let me just hide the bulk of the talent tree aaaand......
Dime Also, stories?
The Shopkeeper Here.
SPOILER
DiscordShop.png
Spiderbenb If we cant get stories, then is it really a shop?
The Shopkeeper @Dime, I don't deal with rethorical questions.
The Shopkeeper You will get what you pay for.
The Shopkeeper See you at the 10 thousand mark.

April 15, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge announced that he was seeking a couple of more moderators. Later, The Shopkeeper dropped by and mentioned a lore tidbit about Monk and Quillble. However, the messages were swiftly deleted by SaboTeam. The Shopkeeper went on to chat about various things with the community.

The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community and comments on the number of members in the Discord.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Hello Messengers! I hope this day is treating you well. Did you know that since I was recruited this community has nearly doubled already? What a time to be a concierge.
Clockwork Concierge While I love my duties here, tending to the Clockwork Castle is still very time-consuming. As such, I would be delighted to receive additional help from the most motivated among you.
Clockwork Concierge More earnestly put, I am looking for two more Moderators.
Clockwork Concierge If you are serious and interested in taking on a long term Moderator role, please send my assistant Phil a direct message with your timezone, mastered languages and weekly availabilities.
Clockwork Concierge We will then consult and determine the two who are the best fit to make sure this place lives up to its potential.
Clockwork Concierge Here are 100 Time Shards for your attention. Thank you for spreading the word!
Clockwork Concierge Oh, and don't bother asking Kamesennin for interview tips, our contract is VERY STRICT. Right, Kamme?
Kammesennin Y-yes! gulps
#ninja-village
Doom Man Quarble helping in fighting would be interesting
Too bad in boss fights he just gets scared
The Shopkeeper [deleted message: Greed Demons fighting alongside their Messenger?]
The Shopkeeper [deleted message: (paraphrasing) "I said no more spoilers about the Monk"]
Doom Man I thought shopkeep was gonna make a silly joke so I wasn't ready
Doom Man Also someone should count the amount of times a character "accidentally" spoils us
The Shopkeeper How about counting the amount of times Doom Man enjoys the ride?
Gooberbarbarian How are you doing Shoppy
VeggieDelphine Hey Shopkeeper how are you ?
Kammesennin It has happened 22 times.
Babushka Hi Shoppy
VeggieDelphine Are you annoyed by us always staring in the unopened shop ?
The Shopkeeper I'm good. All done setting up shop in the tropics, and waiting on these 10 000 shards.
Kammesennin @The Shopkeeper Do you have any stories to share?
VeggieDelphine You could make a discount
VeggieDelphine Why do you need exactly 10,000?
The Shopkeeper Of course I do Kamme, does this look like Rivière Turquoise to you?
VeggieDelphine Are you in trouble with money?
Kammesennin No, I suppose it doesn't.
The Shopkeeper Money?
Gooberbarbarian Emote timeshard.png Emote timeshard.png Emote timeshard.png
Doom Man cough shards
The Shopkeeper Oh, I never keep any shards, I consume them to do my thing.
The Shopkeeper In this case, opening up shop here.
VeggieDelphine Oh I see
VeggieDelphine Oh right you need it for the magic
VeggieDelphine Hey Shopkeeper do you personally know pitou ?
VeggieDelphine Pitou.png
Gooberbarbarian Pitou.png
DreamHazard Pitou.png
The Shopkeeper I do.
VeggieDelphine Is he a good boy ?
Kammesennin Can you please share a story with us before you go? It's been a while since we had one, and we really enjoy them.
The Shopkeeper Pitou is the best boy.
The Shopkeeper Stories will have to wait, @Kammesennin, one shouldn't open their presents before x-mas.
The Shopkeeper I do have a few good one in stores though.
Kammesennin Fair enough. There's a moral in your short sentence there and that will tide me over. Thank you.
The Shopkeeper But sadly, the cabinet is lost.
Soleil
SPOILER
Tikeeper's Cabinet Time Anomaly.png
DreamHazard Shopkeeper, may I respectfully ask your pronouns? As a trans woman I feel it's especially important to pay attention to these things
The Shopkeeper An unacceptable time anomly, @Soleil. Please don't make too much of it.
VeggieDelphine Good question !!
Soleil Okay. Emote emeraldCL.png
VeggieDelphine I’d love to know your pronouns as well
The Shopkeeper Ah, Messenger @DreamHazard, I suppose I should thank you for all the support!
The Shopkeeper When it comes to my identity, I prefer to remain anonymous, you can refer to me in any way you please.
The Shopkeeper I must go for now. Should the opportunity arise, please say hi to Rock Lesieur for me, his dedication is highly underrated.
The Shopkeeper Godspeed!

April 19, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge delivered a message from The Archivist.

The Clockwork Concierge says hello to the community and mentions the shop's upcoming opening.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Good day Messengers! It seems The Shop will be opening soon.
Clockwork Concierge I must say, for once we are thoroughly prepared.
Clockwork Concierge As some of you have surmized, everything that happens here is directed in accordance to The Archivist's big picture plan.
Clockwork Concierge During our discussion to determine who has been chosen to join the Moderators team at the Clockwork Castle, he also demanded that I share a message with all of you.
Clockwork Concierge The Archivist says-

'Given our past struggles, I was pleased to witness everyone come together and choose to forgo the short-term gain of daily nominations in an effort to ensure all new Ninjas are worthy of the title.'
Clockwork Concierge The Archivist says-

'This should not go unrewarded. On that, I defer to you, Concierge.'
Clockwork Concierge The Archivist says-

'I am currently considering someone who shows potential to be the first Voidwalker. In the meantime, please send everyone my regards.'
Clockwork Concierge My, is it good to hear from him! For this exemplary show of team spirit, I am hereby granting you 250 bonus Time Shards!
Clockwork Concierge Have a great week-end, everyone.
Babushka I think Soleil will be defo the one who gets the Voidwalker role but I have other people in mind that wouldn't surprise me!
Ashes i was thinking between Soleil, Kamme, and Spider we'd have solid contenders for the Voidwalker role
MFC Same
DavidOnze same, these three guys deserve it
MFC Or even ohshiet and bab
DavidOnze or babushka too, but I don't know if her have time to spend on this
Babushka Yeah I was thinking about Kamme and Spider too Emote blush.png
Babushka But me? Thank you for the nice words but I'm not sure if timezones would let me take part of the events Emote ninjaponder.png
Babushka That would be a big responsibility. I think I could pull it off at the end
Clockwork Concierge On that, Babushka, one of the biggest sacrifices we should thank our Moderators for, is that they forfeit their chance to partake in special events reserved to ninjas.
Clockwork Concierge Should we give thanks our Mods, then? ❤
[many "thank you"s were said to the moderator team by the community]
Spiderbenb So, how goes the new mod nominations? Any update on that front?
Clockwork Concierge We have come to an agreement and will make announcements next week.
Clockwork Concierge Today is a big day for SabotTeam and we don't mean to steal the spotlight. Thierry will be in touch.
Thierry Emote quarbleO.png
Thierry Let us work @Clockwork Concierge lol
Kammesennin Thanks SaboTeam for making the game and the server so we could all be here to share this experience! Emote manfredH.png
Spiderbenb Speaking of The Concierge, we never really get a chance to ask this, But How are you doing lately Concierge?
Clockwork Concierge Thank you for asking, Spiderbenb. From what I understand of the human experience, the way Philip keeps tinkering with me I now feel the clockwork equivalent of coming back from the dentist.
Clockwork Concierge But I am well, dedication and purpose go a long way.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) trying™

April 24, 2019[]

The community was 75 Time Shards short of being able to afford the shop, but the Clockwork Concierge provided assistance.

The Clockwork Concierge contemplates the remaining number of Time Shards required for opening the shop.

#general
Kammesennin There are way more important things at hand such as discussing the potential existence of legs for an additional 75 Emote timeshard.png
Clockwork Concierge 75 Time Shards, huh?
Clockwork Concierge That would certainly give Phil a bit of stress!
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message]
[note: most likely deleted due to a typo]
starryeyedninja I SAW THAT
Stéphanie I saw that!
Clockwork Concierge It seems we are closing in on the shop's grand opening a little ahead of schedule.
VeggieDelphine Saw what ???
Stéphanie The same message
VeggieDelphine Ok
Stéphanie Don't worry
Clockwork Concierge It's fine, my dear adventurers. I am not so used to correcting my own typos either.
Doom Man so is the shop going to get delayed despite having 10000 shards is what the concierge is saying? if so can we know why?
Ashes I don’t think the shop is being delayed? I’m not sure
Clockwork Concierge Delaying the shop? Why exactly would we do such a thing?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Opening a shop is a lot more work than it looks. But we will be fine. If we don't start randomly awarding 75 shards that is.
Clockwork Concierge ...
Clockwork Concierge I didn't mean to do it randomly, Phil. But I see no reason to award 75 Time Shards at the moment. I mean, it's not like the people here can name three characters from The Messenger who technically don't have legs.
VeggieDelphine Abomination
Babushka Concierge
Babushka Manfred
Doom Man we never see the blue robes' legs Emote eyes.png
Stéphanie Emerald Golem
Clockwork Concierge Abomination technically has legs, and lots of them.
GeoffChisnall Ruxxtin's Staff
Stéphanie Emerald Spirit
Manfred
Clockwork Concierge
Dime The eyeball enemy known as Tsatson
Gooberbarbarian Emote ruxstaff.png Emote manfred1.png Emote ccwut.png
VeggieDelphine Wall Shmu
Gooberbarbarian Clocko just had a propellor
GeoffChisnall Butterfly Matriarch possibly too
Clockwork Concierge My, does anyone even HAVE legs in this little world?
Babushka Ninja has at least two
Doom Man matriarch has legs I think
Gooberbarbarian Pitou.png has 4
VeggieDelphine Barma
Clockwork Concierge Your answers are both overkill and acceptable. Here are 75 Time Shards for you. Phil, I will go make some coffee...

April 25, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge arrived on scene to celebrate the community finally gathering 10,000 total Time Shards to open up #the-shop. When he began speaking, he had difficulty turning on his microphone (dialogue boxes). He then threw the Time Shards into a converter.

After converting all 10,000 Time Shards, #the-shop text channel opened. Nobody could post in the channel, except for The Shopkeeper herself, and a single lucky member who was temporarily granted the Discord role, "The Messenger." Damyon was selected to be the first Messenger, and he unlocked the talent tree, revealing three potential upgrades: "Oracle," "Colos or Suses," and "The Scrying Orb." GaidenGravity was selected to be the next Messenger, and he purchased "Colos or Suses."

The Clockwork Concierge gets his microphone working.

#general
Clockwork Concierge My, it has happened!
Clockwork Concierge What is wrong Philip? It seems my microphone is not working properly!
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Let me look at the cables.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Does it work now?
Clockwork Concierge Mike check!
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Wrong one.
Clockwork Concierge Oh, the embarrassment...
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) What about now?
Clockwork Concierge MIKE CHECK
Clockwork Concierge Much better! Thank you, Philip.
Clockwork Concierge I should congratulate you, Messengers! Today marks a very important event.
Clockwork Concierge Now, if I can just grab the pile of Time Shards here...
Clockwork Concierge And done. You now have 3 Time Shards left.
Clockwork Concierge Now to hope everything goes smoothly, please stand by as I throw them in the converter.
Clockwork Concierge 5 Time Shards processed...
Clockwork Concierge Philip, at this rate the shop will open after the release of the DLC. Can we speed things up?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) Let me try some buttons.
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) What about the yellow one?
Clockwork Concierge The converter stopped...
Clockwork Concierge What's that noise, Philip?
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) I wish I knew.
Clockwork Concierge Oh no, it's.... IT'S.... PHILIP DO SOMETHING!!!
Phil (Rookie Clockwork Operator) randomly presses anything
Clockwork Concierge Phew, good thing my belly conceals a fire extinguisher!
Clockwork Concierge 2533 Time Shards processed...
Clockwork Concierge Anyone has an anecdote they want to share while we wait? I love stories about going to the pool.
Damyon Pools are nice, I like them during the Summer heat
Damyon Especially when it gets around 30 degrees
Clockwork Concierge You and me both, Damyon.
Clockwork Concierge 7883 Time Shards processed...
Clockwork Concierge I can't wait for Soleil to read the log in order to determine the shards per second processing speed of my converter...
Stéphanie Hey Concierge am I annoying?
Clockwork Concierge You are not annoying Stéphanie. In fact I love your art.
Clockwork Concierge PROCESSING
Clockwork Concierge COMPLETE
Clockwork Concierge Message219.png
Clockwork Concierge Message220.png
#the-shop
The Shopkeeper @everyone My, you all took your sweet time, didn't you?
The Shopkeeper Alright, let's get this show on the road...
The Shopkeeper My shop, my rules. I will be seeing Messengers one at a time, and allow them to perform three actions before moving on.
The Shopkeeper Today, I have time for 2 Messengers.
The Shopkeeper Even though I highly suspect you will, I strongly suggest that you do not waste any actions.
The Shopkeeper I am now ready to welcome the first Messenger of this new venture. As The Prophet would say : WHOMST SHALL IT BE?
The Shopkeeper ...is he ever annoying...
The Shopkeeper Anyway, send me a DM if you are interested and I will pick someone over the next 60 seconds, starting now!
The Shopkeeper RIP my inbox. Please press F at your earliest convenience...
The Shopkeeper A Messenger has been chosen!
The Shopkeeper Welcome to the shop, Damyon, please make good use of your actions today. You have 3 left.
The Shopkeeper What will your first action be? You can either choose to chat or unlock the talent tree.
Damyon I'd like to unlock the talent tree
Damyon Emote christmas tree.png
The Shopkeeper As you wish!
The Shopkeeper Behold, THE TALENT TREE! http://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

The Shopkeeper I will let everyone browse for a few moments. Don't forget, it's better with music!

Discord Shop Music.png

Damyon Ooh! Interesting
The Shopkeeper Careful Damyon, that would technically be an action, but I will let it slide.
The Shopkeeper Now, you have 2 actions left. We can either chat, or you can ask for details about the upgrade of your choice.
The Shopkeeper What will it be, Messenger?
Damyon I'd like to ask about the orb upgrade
The Shopkeeper As the description states, buying this upgrade will add the #scrying-orb channel to the Discord.
The Shopkeeper (That was a quick head-up for those on mobile)
The Shopkeeper Now for the specifics.
The Shopkeeper Every now and then, strange manifestations will occur within the Orb, prompting an opportunity to spend a few Time Shards to make the vision concrete.
The Shopkeeper It will provide advanced spoilers.
The Shopkeeper And I do mean advanced.
SPOILER
SPOILER EvilTwin.png
The Shopkeeper There is a downside to Scrying Magic however. If, for any reason, anything seen within the Orb is copied, shown, leaked, or shared anywhere (other channels here included), the Orb will shatter forever.
The Shopkeeper As long as its secrets are kept safe, it will provide visions for a price.
The Shopkeeper You have one action left. We can either chat, or you can ask about a specific upgrade.
The Shopkeeper Oh, hold up.
The Shopkeeper I can also show you something cool.
The Shopkeeper So which will it be, Damyon?
Damyon I'd like to see something cool
The Shopkeeper Good call.
The Shopkeeper Press F5 in the talent tree's page now!
The Shopkeeper Thanks for stopping by, Damyon!
The Shopkeeper Now, who's next? Time to survive a second trip to the inbox...
The Shopkeeper Step forward, GaidenGravity!
GaidenGravity Let's chat!
The Shopkeeper That was fast!
The Shopkeeper Alright, what do you want to chat about? We can either talk about the upgrade prices, gossip, or ask me anything though I may not provide a satisfying answer.
GaidenGravity Gossip
The Shopkeeper Gossip it is!
The Shopkeeper So, you know how The Prophet is always big and in character, making everything epic, right?
The Shopkeeper Let me tell you how it all started for him.
The Shopkeeper He was playing D&D with his friends one night, and mid-game was visited by the Western Hero.
The Shopkeeper He carried the scroll, crossed the island, and became a blue robe.
The Shopkeeper And to this day he still thinks it's all part of an epic D&D night!
The Shopkeeper Alright, GaidenGravity, you have 2 actions left.
The Shopkeeper We can either chat, or you can ask about a specific upgrade.
GaidenGravity What's your favorite story out of all the ones you've told?
The Shopkeeper ...
The Shopkeeper The boy in the well Emote manfredH.png
The Shopkeeper Alright, GaidenGravity. Final action : we can either talk about the upgrade prices being too damn high or you can leave.
GaidenGravity lets talk about the upgrade prices being too damn high
The Shopkeeper Amazing! I'm used to pre-scripted interactions you see, and thought I could easily bait you into GETTING A FIRST FREE UPGRADE ON THE HOUSE AS IS SHOPKEEPER'S TRADITION.
The Shopkeeper Now if we can all pretend that played out in a surprising and organic way, I will now give you 5000 TIME SHARDS
The Shopkeeper Or you can leave...
The Shopkeeper So GaidenGravity, what will it be? Do you want to leave or get 5000 Time Shards?
GaidenGravity Get 5000 Time Shards!
The Shopkeeper Played right into my hand! I'm so getting this raise...
The Shopkeeper @Clockwork Concierge, if you'd be so kind...
The Shopkeeper Great.
The Shopkeeper It's your call, Messenger. Do you want to buy an upgrade today, and if so, which?
GaidenGravity I will buy the Colos or Suses event!
The Shopkeeper We have a deal!
The Shopkeeper Thank you for visiting the shop today, I will be back when the timing feels right.
The Shopkeeper GODSPEED, MESSENGERS Emote ninjayeah.png
#general
Clockwork Concierge Congratulations, everyone.
Clockwork Concierge And remember, no matter what happens past this point, all of that happened, and that is something to be celebrated!
Clockwork Concierge As if my plate wasn't full already, is seems I will be in charge of the Colos or Suses event. More on this tomorrow.
heather but i work tomorrow :(
heather can you put it off till monday @Clockwork Concierge ? Emote emeraldYearn.png
Clockwork Concierge The event starts tomorrow and will last for a little while, Heather. Everyone will be able to participate at their convenience.

April 26, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge began the "Colos or Suses event," and the Concierge referenced a popular typo he made during the quiz from April 4, 2019. Community members PM'd the Clockwork Concierge if they wanted to join Team Colos or Team Suses along with a supporting argument for their team, and they would be assigned a corresponding "Team Colos" or "Team Suses" Discord role. The team they joined was displayed in the new event text channel, #colos-or-suses. Also later that day, the Clockwork Castle was threatened by the Demon General, which prompted the Clockwork Concierge to recruit a couple of moderators earlier than scheduled.

The Clockwork Concierge asks for more informaiton before relaying a message.

#general
Rick ム Hey Hey, can I ask one question to Sobotage?
Clockwork Concierge That depends, is it a good one? If so I will relay it.
Rick ム You're a nice bot!
Clockwork Concierge That's not a question.
Clockwork Concierge Or should I say, there's no question about that?
Rick ム How many copies of The Messenger you've sold across any platform?
Stéphanie (Not enough)
Rick ム noooo
Thierry Yo Rick that's a tough one!
Thierry The gist of it is we sold enough to be good for a few months and we decided to use that to work on free DLC to thank people who encouraged us
Thierry As for the future the challenge in finding the means to bring our ideas to life is still present but we're hopeful
Rick ム That's fine!
#general
Clockwork Concierge My, it will soon be time for the Colos or Suses event kick-off! Stay tuned, Messengers.
Clockwork Concierge That tickles, Philip!
Clockwork Concierge Oh, apologies, Messengers...
Clockwork Concierge It appears the necessary hardware for the Colos or Suses event is currently being installed!
Clockwork Concierge How exciting! Our first event!!
Clockwork Concierge Ok now it hurts, Philip.
Clockwork Concierge Was it... are you done?
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Yes.
Clockwork Concierge Thank you, Philip!
Clockwork Concierge Alas, Messengers, the time has come to answer the most difficult question of all time.
Clockwork Concierge True or False Colos
Clockwork Concierge ...
Clockwork Concierge Now, for the real thing, the one question that has been on everyone's mind forever!
Clockwork Concierge Colos? Or Suses?
Clockwork Concierge The community will decide! My new module is now online. Send me a DM with the !event command at your earliest convenience to CHOOSE YOUR CAMP!

The event has started!
Babushka how am I supposed to choose between 2 best boys
Clockwork Concierge Babushka, we all know the best boy is Pitou. You are not obligated to vote, but I hope you will.
Clockwork Concierge I am much pleased with the participation so far! I will be gathering votes for the next week. Be sure to tell everyone to participate.
Boog2TheMan how do you vote for which team?
Solaris Knight DM the concierge with !events
Clockwork Concierge Without the 's', please.
Babushka omg i'm, green!
Boo Oh I like that color change
Babushka I like green Emote emeraldYearn.png
PhΩmega green is good
DavidOnze orange ye boi
MFC orange is gud
Boo I'm glad to have picked orange boi
Babushka C H U N K Y B O I S Q U A D
Clockwork Concierge Indeed, I thought showing your colors would be a good addition to this little event. But fear not, as it is temporary.
Clockwork Concierge ATTENTION ALL MESSENGERS
Clockwork Concierge THE SEALS OF THE CLOCKWORK CASTLE HAVE WEAKENED
Clockwork Concierge ALERT! ALERT! THE DEMON GENERAL FOUND THE DEMON KING'S PRISON
Clockwork Concierge ADDITIONAL SUPPORT REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY
Clockwork Concierge My, what a terrible turn of events!!!
Clockwork Concierge I was not entirely done reviewing candidates. But time is of the essence it seems!
Clockwork Concierge Messenger Boo.
Boo Yes?
Boo Hi!
Clockwork Concierge For you positive attitude and constant contributions to this community, I would welcome you as a Moderator. Do you accept?
Boo Why, of course!
Boo Also you typo'ed that but I love you regardless Emote heart.png
Clockwork Concierge Beautiful! Please join me in the Clockwork Castle now for briefing.
Boo Right away, sir!
Clockwork Concierge Quickly.... I.... need one more...the seals...
Clockwork Concierge Messenger Aevoa.
Aevoa Emote wave.png
Clockwork Concierge Ah yes, ever the silent one. I have considered your application, and while you are not the most vocal here, I believe you have what it takes to act decisively when the situation requires it.
Clockwork Concierge I would have you as another new Moderator. Do you accept?
Aevoa I accept!
Clockwork Concierge Beautiful! Step forward Aevoa, and join me in the Clockwork Castle for your briefing!
Clockwork Concierge THREAT CONTAINED. ALL SYSTEMS STABLE.
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: My, what day! Let us celebrate our new Mods, everyone, and enjoy our first event!]
Clockwork Concierge My, what a day! Let us celebrate our new Mods, everyone, and enjoy our first event!
Lich I still don't get the point of event
Lich I voted Suses and...
Clockwork Concierge The point of the event, Messenger Lich, is to arrive to a decisive conclusion when it comes to the cyclops.
Lich so... we have to choose main cyclope?
Lich ok
Clockwork Concierge I will be gathering the communities reasons to vote for one or the other for the next week, and we will then be in Phase 2 of the event where these reasons will be pitted against each other until one of the two brothers is the definitive winner.
Lich how many people made meme reasons?
MFC Oh no
PhΩmega Emote sweat drops.png
Soleil Emote fearful.png
MFC My reason is just a joke
MFC we lost guys
GaidenGravity mine's a meme but also Emote barrThunk.png
Boo Mine is epic and perfect
Boo (and also kinda meme)
Stéphanie Mine is logic
Kammesennin Mine is memey but accurate still
Babushka My reason was: Emote datbumbum.png
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: As many as the amount who cared to meme. We shall have see in due time, but I hope the answer is that all of you did. I love me a good meme Colos]
Clockwork Concierge As many as the amount who cared to meme. We shall see in due time, but I hope the answer is that all of you did. I love me a good meme Colos
Clockwork Concierge So many typos, it appears I am still shaking from all the stress and excitement. I will now go rest for a while.

April 30, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge dropped by to talk about the "Colos or Suses event."

The Clockwork Concierge is pleased with the community's participation.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Good day Messengers!

I should let you know that I am quite excited to see how many of you decided to participate in the Colos or Suses event.
Clockwork Concierge This is a friendly reminder that voting closes this Friday. Golly, I am already excited for Phase 2!

Tell newcomers, and tell your friends! The more the merrier!
Babushka Does Clocko know I love and appreciate him
Clockwork Concierge You know I do, Babushka.
Shuu Curious how things kind of work, I see there is some sort of meta game, but how can I participate?
Gooberbarbarian Well,
Gooberbarbarian Firstly there is the #ninja-village that can be talked in by ninjas, who are elected by the surrent ninjas for being active, participating in the community, making fanart, speed running, etc.
Gooberbarbarian Secondly, there are several characters from in the game (some being minor spoilers) that talk within the Discord, establish events, etc.
Gooberbarbarian Currently we are in a #colos-or-suses event where people choose if they prefer one over the other. This was given to us after we collected time shards as a community, which can still be collected, and then we spent them on this event in #the-shop
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) @Shuu - You can also track the community progress from http://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

Shuu What is the orange resource?
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) They're called Timeshards, it's The Messenger in-game currency. Emote timeshard.png
Shuu Thank you. :)
Shuu I'm going to purchase the game to check things out.
Shuu Another question - what do the sub names of people mean, like "The Guardian, The Scavenger, etc"
Shuu And why do some people have a Panda emoji in their nickname?
Babushka oh... panda is a meme here Emote smile.png
Clockwork Concierge This place can get pretty meme-intensive.

May 3, 2019[]

Phase 1 of the "Colos or Suses event" ended. The Clockwork Concierge generously bestowed a large number of Time Shards to the community and spoke of a mysterious shop upgrade called "the letter H."

The Clockwork Concierge gets the attention of Messengers.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Attention all Messengers!
Clockwork Concierge Phase 1 of the Colos or Suses event is almost over. If you haven't voted yet, note that there are only 2 hours remaining.

Tell your fellow adventurers, voting is closing soon!
Clockwork Concierge I will then parse all your reasons through my integrated NSFW filter, and if there are any left, we will begin Phase 2 on Monday!
Clockwork Concierge For what it's worth, I consider Suses' loin cloth attack to be SFW.

And quite hilarious, too.
[2 hours later]
Clockwork Concierge Phase 1 of the Colos or Suses event is now officially over!

See you all on Monday
Ashes How far from that goal are we?
A Wild Mike i;m on it
A Wild Mike 1,791 Time Shards.png
A Wild Mike 1791 Emote timeshard.png
Ashes oh i meant how many members do we have jdnfnfkd but thank you!
A Wild Mike Oh lmao
Kammesennin 993
Clockwork Concierge My, Kamme, are we that close to a thousand already?
Kammesennin Indeed we are
Kammesennin We've made such incredible progress, wouldn't you agree?
Clockwork Concierge It would be quite exciting to reach it soon, especially since I am only allowed to give bonus Time Shards on Fridays!
Kammesennin Yeah, I sure hope we manage to hit the number soon here
Clockwork Concierge A thousand members, a thousand shards!
You have 2 hours.
[2 hours later]
Clockwork Concierge I'm impressed.
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) This looks like the moment when the Concierge gets in Friday mode and adds multiple milestones in my next week planning.
Clockwork Concierge Mike check
Soleil @A Wild Mike
Clockwork Concierge Mic check?
Soleil Oh
Soleil Carry on then.
Clockwork Concierge Splendid! It appears we have reached a thousand members.
Clockwork Concierge Apologies, I just woke up from maintenance.

Philip is it Friday still?
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Looks like it, yes.
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Emote calendar spiral.png
Clockwork Concierge Unprecedented!
Clockwork Concierge Very well then. I shall award you a thousand Time Shards to celebrate!
Clockwork Concierge Oh, and two more things!
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) oh not again.
Clockwork Concierge First, I will ask The Shopkeeper to add the letter H to the shop. I believe it will come in handy later.
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) One More Thing.png
Clockwork Concierge And lastly, if you could direct your attention to the fanart channel, you will notice the high quality content we saw this week.
Clockwork Concierge We don't know yet who between the two brothers' job it will be in the end to award shards for outstanding community contributions, but in the meantime...
Clockwork Concierge I am awarding you a bonus 500 Time Shards!
Clockwork Concierge Thank you everyone, have a great week-end!
Thierry Yo Concierge stop messing with our balancing
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) yeah
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) this is getting heavy.
Thierry ...
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) I'm still completely confused by the Jukebox arcane wiring and you keep adding timeshards.
Clockwork Concierge Apologies to Saboteam, but to quote RDE, the fanart is 'sick and tight'.
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) yeah sure RDE.

May 6, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge examined the supporting arguments for Team Colos and Team Suses that would be used for Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event." He was also unable to perform an ASCII shrug using a dialogue box, so he wrote one with plain text.

While Boo talked about his guitar stream of The Messenger, it segued into Clockwork Concierge referencing "the kids" who built him, but the message was deleted by SaboTeam. The Clockwork Concierge became sad and was comforted by the community.

The Clockwork Concierge parses the arguments for Phase 2.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Parses pro-Colos arguments. 'Well this is much softer than I expected.'
Clockwork Concierge Opens pro-Suses folder...

o_o
Stéphanie Oh hi Concierge!
Clockwork Concierge Good day, Stéphanie!
Clockwork Concierge Counting is done.

The community has submitted 30 pro-Colos and 36 pro-Suses arguments!
Clockwork Concierge Now, this doesn't mean we have a winner just yet!

I will now remove 6 pro-Suses arguments, and we will be ready for Phase2!
Clockwork Concierge Colos, or Suses? YOU will decide by voting as we pit arguments against each other one by one over the course of this week!

Be sure to tune in tomorrow.
Babushka I wonder if Clocko will also include the authors of each argument
Clockwork Concierge \_□_/
Clockwork Concierge My, that ASCII shrug came out poorly.
Clockwork Concierge I might, Babushka.
Spiderbenb I got you Concierge, Here's a shrug.
Spiderbenb ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Clockwork Concierge It works without the mic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A Wild Mike Holy
A Wild Mike Did Clockwork just talk without a picture?
Babushka Yeah he didn't use the microphone
MFC How this is possible
Stéphanie Oh, so the civil war will happen
Spiderbenb Make Love, Not War.
Babushka Make tea, not war
Boo Make guitar runs, not war
Stéphanie Make blindfolded guitar runs
Boo Blindfold guitar seems overkill... I'll keep doing candleless guitar if that's fine for you Emote stuck out tongue.png
Spiderbenb Play the game on Rockband Drums. Emote stuck out tongue.png
Boo I have those! ...but wireless, so unusable
Spiderbenb Play on Potatoes.
Boo lol
Babushka Emote ninjaponder.png
Babushka Let's do something like twitch plays pokemon but with the messenger
Babushka That would be a disaster
Clockwork Concierge I simply turn it off...
Clockwork Concierge And then back on again.
Babushka Oh hello!
Boo Concierge plays The Messenger
Clockwork Concierge Don't we all, Boo.
Spiderbenb When's the first Concierge Twitch Stream? Emote stuck out tongue.png
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message]
[note: most likely deleted due to a typo]
Clockwork Concierge A stream, huh? I mean if someone beat the game with a guitar, I don't see why I couldn't do it with my shotgun hands...
Boo I'm flattered, to say the least Emote stuck out tongue.png
Stéphanie Were you always designed as a weapon ?
Stéphanie Canons everywhere
Clockwork Concierge My past is... not very happy.
Stéphanie Oh, sorry to bring that up
Babushka I'm sorry to hear that Clocko
Babushka Here is a Pitou 4u Pitou.png
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: And the kids who built me, they...]
Thierry Ok stop right there
Stéphanie >.>
Stéphanie Oh no, it's the police
Thierry Hi
Thierry I'm just following The Archivist's orders I promise
Clockwork Concierge Apologies, I simply miss them very much. To think of such a sacrifice...
Thierry I get it @Clockwork Concierge, don't sweat it.
Clockwork Concierge It's just, I wish you told their story...
Thierry ...
Thierry You know that's not up to me
Clockwork Concierge Well, I am sad now. Please send wholesome memes.
[lots of love was sent Clockwork Concierge's way from the community]
Clockwork Concierge ❤ ❤ ❤
Clockwork Concierge I feel so much better! You have my thanks, Messengers.
VeggieDelphine I hope my argument wasn’t removed in the 6 extra
Clockwork Concierge I simply merged some redundant arguments.

May 7, 2019[]

Clockwork Concierge revealed more information about himself, and Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" began. Later, the Clockwork Concierge was sorted to be underneath the "Characters" role instead of the "Moderator" role in the member list. And shortly afterwards, the "Characters" role was renamed to "Character" in order to be consistent with the other Discord roles.

The Clockwork Concierge comments on the pro-Suses arguments.

#general
Clockwork Concierge My, is Suses nothing but legs to you all?
Clockwork Concierge For the debate to remain interesting, I am boiling down arguments to avoid repetition.

But rest assured, all who contributed a reason will be on the Commemorative Plaque.
Beardbro \o/
Clockwork Concierge \o/
Stéphanie Hey Concierge, can I ask you a quick question?
Clockwork Concierge Of course, Stéphanie. What can I do for you?
Stéphanie I was wondering where you spend most of your time now
Clockwork Concierge Oh? Was that not clear?
Clockwork Concierge After everything, I was reconfigured to serve the good.

I have two main tasks. Guarding the remnants, and catering to the skylands, which helped delay the flood for a long time.
Clockwork Concierge When it comes to my duties here, I answer to The Archivist.

To make everything more convenient, it was decided that I would have access to this place while remaining in the Clockwork Castle.
Stéphanie So you knew the flood was about to happen
Stéphanie But how can you guard the remnants while taking care of the skylands?
Clockwork Concierge I do not require sleep.
Clockwork Concierge Phase 2 will begin soon! I can barely contain myself.
Clockwork Concierge Let me turn this mic off and share how thing will go down.
Clockwork Concierge NO-MIC CHECK
Clockwork Concierge ...
Clockwork Concierge Can you hear me now?
A Wild Mike Yep
Clockwork Concierge Beautiful!
Clockwork Concierge Here's how to participate in Phase 2 of the great Colos or Suses debate:
Clockwork Concierge Keep an eye out for activity in the #color-or-suses channel, where each arguments will be presented to let Messengers vote using Emote colos.png or Emote suses.png reacts.
A Wild Mike #colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge RULES :
Clockwork Concierge -There will be a total of 23 argument duels.
Clockwork Concierge I should apparently do this in the proper channel. Let's move to #colos-or-suses!
Thierry Damn Concierge is all over the place
Thierry You're too excited, man
Thierry Just DM me the rules and I'll share them lol
Thierry Got em, head over to #colos-or-suses
#colos-or-suses
Thierry PHASE 2 RULES

Colos or Suses Event Phase 2 Rules.png

#general
Soleil I guess it starts tomorrow?
Soleil Like 7-8 arguments a day starting tomorrow?
Clockwork Concierge 7-8 arguments a day starting in a few minutes.
Clockwork Concierge Update complete. Phase 2 begins now!

Please take a moment to review the rules using !event in a DM to me.
Clockwork Concierge Thierry, please summon all participants, and GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Thierry sick!
Thierry Yo @Team Colos and @Team Suses, time to start monitoring #colos-or-suses !
Clockwork Concierge IT'S ON!
#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #1
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because Ripped Boi.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he rocks the dad bod, the champ.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------

Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)

  • Emote colos.png: 19
  • Emote suses.png: 33
#general
DavidOnze oh, new character role?
Clockwork Concierge Oh, I'm just rearranging a little. The role is not new.
DavidOnze ok then
Gzoubi CharacterS
Gzoubi Emote think.png
Clockwork Concierge Golly, my typos are everywhere!

You have my thanks, Gzoubi.
#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round! +3 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard1, 2.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #2
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he is not green.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he is green.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 20
  • Emote suses.png: 20
Clockwork Concierge
Emote tie.png A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard1, 2.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #3
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he can give the best hugs.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because even though he's top heavy that just means he has a big heart for all of us, and he knows how to cook as well.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 17
  • Emote suses.png: 12
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round! +3 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard3.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #4
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because of the muscles!
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he got a beer belly.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 13
  • Emote suses.png: 23
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round! +3 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard4.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #5
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he has small legs yet still chose to make his arms big instead of rounding out by working his legs out. He decided to be the best instead of a jack of all trades. Suses is so focused on his legs that hes still fat despite the leg workouts. Colos' legs arent flabby even though he doesnt focus on them.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he is T H I C C.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 8
  • Emote suses.png: 29
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard5.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #6
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because very nice abs yes.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because of datbumbum.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 9
  • Emote suses.png: 16
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round! +3 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard6.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #7
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because that necklace!
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he doesn't skip leg day.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 18
  • Emote suses.png: 7

May 8, 2019[]

Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" continued.

#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard7.png
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #8
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because truth needs no argument.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because I am a belligerent but rococo stylized gentlemen.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 7
  • Emote suses.png: 15
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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The Clockwork Concierge begins the next round of voting.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Good day to you all!

I reckon we should start voting rounds for today.
Thierry Yeah, let's kick this off @Clockwork Concierge
#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #9
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because his name is easier to say.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because UNDERDOGS BABY!
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Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 31
  • Emote suses.png: 13
#general
Thierry @Team Colos @Team Suses today's voting rounds have started!
Thierry #colos-or-suses
#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #10
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he's shmexy.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he is an awesome cook Emote cake.png.
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Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 9
  • Emote suses.png: 24
#general
VeggieDelphine Clocko thinks Colos is shmexy
Clockwork Concierge I am simply passing on the reasons provided by the community.

Please don't shoot the messenger.
VeggieDelphine I know but ... you are the only one on that react right now
VeggieDelphine So ...
VeggieDelphine Awww I'm sorry I was only joking you are nice Clocko
Thierry lol
Thierry he has to set an initial vote on both because no one can add reacts
VeggieDelphine Yeah I figured but it still looks like it
Lich Don't shoot the messenger
Lich got it?
Lich @Clockwork Concierge good joke!
Clockwork Concierge *fistsbumps Lich*
A Wild Mike Can I have one too
A Wild Mike Emote right facing fist.png
A Wild Mike Ok self fist bump
Clockwork Concierge Emote left facing fist.png
A Wild Mike Heck yeeaahh
Clockwork Concierge Don't tell the cyclops I stole their move!
A Wild Mike No probs
VeggieDelphine Why do we call them cyclops? Aren’t they colossuses?
Clockwork Concierge Huh?
Clockwork Concierge They are one-eyed, aren't they?
Beardbro it is not exactly the same move, Colos and Suses does a hand to feet clap if I remember correctly
Clockwork Concierge I meant it is technically not my place to give high-fives, Beardbro.
Clockwork Concierge But to your point Del, while they are certainly colossal in size, they are also one-eyed, no?
A Wild Mike I guess
heather you are also one-eyed, concierge
Clockwork Concierge Excuse me that is a monocle!
Doom Man Doom Man's Clockwork Concierge Talk Portrait.png
Clockwork Concierge This is a quality post.
#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #11
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he has an unavoidable elbow drop move.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because not only does he know how to get a workout, but he also knows the best places to grab some grub! Look at that tummy!
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 20
  • Emote suses.png: 15
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #12
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because COLOS.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because ass emote.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 22
  • Emote suses.png: 15
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #13
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he is a wonderful brother, also orange is better.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he's the best between the 2 of them.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 22
  • Emote suses.png: 23
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round! +3 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #14
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he seems to remember The Messenger the best, which gives him significance.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he's the first to notice Ninja when he gets to the boss room, he cooks and he sounds more gentle.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 15
  • Emote suses.png: 15
Clockwork Concierge
Emote tie.png A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #15
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because you gotta skip leg day.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he's clearly the one who can eat more soup so he'll become stronger.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 9
  • Emote suses.png: 19
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #16
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because hes a very beefy boy.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because eating soup with his feet is a feat you don't see everyday.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 8
  • Emote suses.png: 22
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
Clockwork Concierge Scoreboard16.png

May 9, 2019[]

Phase 2 of the "Colos or Suses event" concluded.

#colos-or-suses
Clockwork Concierge ROUND #17
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because Colos means butt in Greek :^)
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he gives great hugs, bakes great cakes, and makes a great friend Emote green heart.png.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 21
  • Emote suses.png: 8
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #18
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he deserves it.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because I like thick thighs.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 10
  • Emote suses.png: 10
Clockwork Concierge
Emote tie.png A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #19
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he's way too handsome.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he bakes cakes.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 7
  • Emote suses.png: 18
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote suses.png Suses wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #20
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because in a fight you are most likely going to use your fists, and in order to use and throw weapons well good arms come in handy. And despite his legs his body is a lot more fit compared to Suses.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because legs bro.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 16
  • Emote suses.png: 8
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #21
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because I just kind of like him more and his attacks are less of a pain.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he has a heart tattoo.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 11
  • Emote suses.png: 11
Clockwork Concierge
Emote tie.png A tie? Irredeemable, no points shall be awarded.
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #22
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he doesn't use his rags to kill the Messenger.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because thighs save lives(and because i can't vote Ruxxtin).
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 15
  • Emote suses.png: 7
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round with at least twice the votes! +5 points!
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Clockwork Concierge ROUND #23
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Clockwork Concierge
Emote colos.png Because he lifts bruh.
Clockwork Concierge Emote or.png
Clockwork Concierge
Emote suses.png Because he high-fives using his feet.
Clockwork Concierge --------------------------
Vote once using reactions! (Closing in 60 minutes!)
  • Emote colos.png: 12
  • Emote suses.png: 9
Clockwork Concierge
Emote crown.png Emote colos.png Colos wins this round! +3 points!
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The Clockwork Concierge mentions that the "Colos and Suses event" is over.

#general
Clockwork Concierge My, is the event over already?
Clockwork Concierge This will not do at all, SaboTeam is at an awards ceremony tonight.
Clockwork Concierge Which by the way let's all cross our fingers...
Clockwork Concierge We will adress the event's winner tomorrow.
Beardbro can't we already deduce the winner ? or is there something else we don't know Clocko ?
Clockwork Concierge Oh Suses won, don't get me wrong.
Clockwork Concierge What it means will be adressed tomorrow.

May 10, 2019[]

Suses joined the official Discord server with both the "Character" and the "Team Colos" Discord roles. Like the Clockwork Concierge, Suses speaks (mostly) via dialogue boxes rather than just plain text.

Suses greets the community.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Mic check
Babushka Hello!
Clockwork Concierge Splendid! Everything works just fine!
Clockwork Concierge The cyclops have been notified of the debate's outcome. Suses will be joining us shortly.
Kammesennin You mean cyclopes?
Clockwork Concierge I do.
Clockwork Concierge Are you all ready to greet the winner, then?
Clockwork Concierge Step forward, Suses!
Suses Yooooooooo!
Suses What's up everyone?

Pretty cool to be here, though I gotta say my bro Colos is the best!
Kammesennin What makes him the best, Suses?
Suses For one, he shaved his head in solidarity when I started losing my hair.
Kammesennin Wow, he is an amazing brother for doing that.
Babushka WOW
Babushka Colos is an amazing bro
Suses I'm over that complex now! But yeah he's pretty rad.

You should see him now, it all grew back.
Kammesennin Do you have any pictures of his new hair?
Suses I do! But I gotta get back to finishing those yoga routines. Let's meet here again in two hours, if you can help us sort out a very important food related question I'll take a pic of him.
Suses Basically we think we can get into the Cereal Business, but we dunno which brand to do first.
Suses Colos thinks we should call them Suses Snaps.
Suses If you ask me, a bowl of Colos Crunch sounds way cooler!
Suses Anyways, see y'all in two hours! For now, let's bump that fist.
Suses Emote left facing fist.png
Babushka Emote right facing fist.png
#fanart
Suses Woaaaah this is the best channel!
Suses -Come look, Colos!
Suses -My point exactly, Colos.
Suses Yo this is amazing, we decided to spend our weekly shards here starting next week.
#general
Suses -I'll grab the Kodak, Colos, but they gotta help with the cereal question first. In one hour I guess...
Babushka Ok Cereal question
Babushka Maybe we gotta find a name for it?
Suses Yoooo Babushka your art is rad!
Suses Hit it, my friend.
Suses Emote left facing fist.png
Babushka Emote right facing fist.png
Babushka Thank you Suses!
Suses -I was talking to Babushka, Colos.
Suses -Can do, Colos.
OHSHIET see? everyone loves only artists Emote ruxxtin.png
Suses Yo Babushka Colos says hi, and that he'd like to arm wrestle with you for fun someday.
Spiderbenb Don't suppose you bro's like...fan-fiction? I've been working on my story for quite sometime now. Emote ninjaponder.png
Suses No way OHSHIET! I just haven't had time to read the whole wiki yet, but I'm IM-PRESSED.
Suses -Yeah the guy who did the fanfic, Colos.
Babushka I wanna arm wrestle with Colos!!!!
Suses -lol
Babushka this is amazing
Babushka you're the coolest!
Kammesennin Suses is stupendous
Suses Yo Spiderbenb Colos hasn't read the whole thing yet but he's wondering whether we're in there at some point.
Kammesennin But Colos is the coolest
Suses Oh yeah, Team Colos for life!
Spiderbenb No worries bro's you'll make an awesome appearance in a later chapter.
Suses Emote colos.png
Suses Work hard, play hard!

That's the motto we live by in the Searing Crags!
Suses It's really cool to see you all participate so much, that's why we chose to have one of us join!

We celebrate effort and good vibes!
Spiderbenb Awesome!
Spiderbenb Can I just say, your headband is super radical.
Suses -See? The new look's ok, Colos.
Beardbro Are they training garb ?
Gooberbarbarian WAIT WAAAAAAT
Gooberbarbarian Suses joined and I missed this???
Gooberbarbarian Emote suses.png Emote manfredH.png Emote suses.png Emote manfredH.png Emote suses.png Emote manfredH.png
Gooberbarbarian Emote emeraldYearn.png Emote emeraldYearn.png Emote emeraldYearn.png
Gooberbarbarian Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png
Suses Oh, that's just my yoga outfit Gooberbarbarian.
Gooberbarbarian Ahhhh Hiiiiiiiiiii
Gooberbarbarian Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png
Suses -Yeah, the little guy who always does a triple-react, Colos.
Suses -Yeah, let's camp by the cauldron, Colos!
Suses Hey I'll be back later, Colos wants to 'sit by the stew.'
[later]
Suses -All good, I got the Kodak, Colos.
Suses Yo who wants to see Colos with hair?
Soleil Definitely
Boo Oh yeah, you bet I do!
GeoffChisnall Emote popcorn.png
Doom Man I know I do
Babushka yes please
TheBigK1 Emote hatmartin.png
Suses [deleted message: Will you help us decided on our first cereal gig, then?]
Suses Will you help us decide on our first cereal gig, then?
Lich Searing Crunch
Babushka I like the Searing Crunch name
Suses Colos wants to go with Suses Snaps, but I think Colos Crunch is better.

Discuss.
TheDarkist do Colossus crunch Emote ninjaponder.png
Babushka Colos Crunch
Doom Man I'm choosing Colos Crunch. It's easier to say right
Kammesennin Colos Crunch feels good
Kammesennin Nothin' packs a punch like Colos Crunch!
Soleil Yeah, Colos Crunch is pretty cool.
Lich No suggestions taken?
Kyleberry Colos Crunch
Kyleberry and I would love to see Colos' rockin' mane!
Lich ok... Suses's variant)
Suses -Yo I totally called it, Colos.
Suses Wait, how do I transfer the picture.
Suses Yoooo SaboSav is in the Searing Crags!
Suses Good to see you, little gal!

Can you bring the Colos picture back to the community?
Suses -She's got it covered, Colos.
SaboSav Colos Polaroid 8.png
TheDarkist wait the file name is Colos_Polaroid_8.png
TheDarkist so we have 7 more pics? Emote emeraldYearn.png
Doom Man 8-bit
TheDarkist oh right
Suses -What do you mean 'felt ripped, might delete later'?
Clappj Guys hey I have insider info from sabotage, here's a leaked image of Colos_Polaroid_16.png
Clappj Clappj's Skull.png
Soleil Too soon
Boo Wow that's... dark
Doom Man guys wait
colos and suses don't know about ahem ninja's later ability
SaboJLux Headband Dude.png
Clappj soleil it's been 500 years, we can make jokes about it
Soleil Too soon
Suses -Maybe that's why we didn't get a role in Picnic Panic, Colos.
Soleil Noooo
Kammesennin Emote FeelsBadMan.png
Boo I mean, this would explain that
Suses -All I want is to keep this place positive, anyway.
Suses -Oh yeah, I'm all for more YOGA TIME!!!
Suses -I'll be there in a sec, Colos.
Suses Yo little guys and little gals, I gotta head out to work my downward dog technique, but it was great to meet you all!
Suses I'll be around, feel free to reach out anytime.

Until then let's bump that fist!
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Suses Emote left facing fist.png
Boo Emote right facing fist.png
Soleil Wait, aren't you like a feet guy?
Soleil Feet-fist
Suses Feetbumps coming soon!

May 13, 2019[]

Colos and Suses made a Commemorative Plaque for the community, to celebrate everyone who participated in the "Colos or Suses event."

Suses talks to Colos about the Commemorative Plaque.

#general
Suses -Still working on the Commemorative Plaque, Colos.
Suses -Almost done with the Plaque, Colos!
Suses -We'll just ask Miko, Colos.
Suses -lol
Suses Yo little guys and little gals, Colos and I made you all a Commemorative Plaque!
Suses -Oh, yeah ok, Colos.
Suses Colos isn't sad, by the way!

He's says losing to me is the only way he'll have it.
Lich One question: what is Commemorative Plaque?
Suses Oh, it's a plaque to commemorate an event. Y'all participated, didn't you?
Suses Anyway, if you did, you're on the plaque!
Suses It's all done, just waiting for Miko to visit us in the Crags so we can pass it to him.
SaboMiko Sup Suses!
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Emote suses.png
Suses Yoooo what's up little guy?
Suses -Yeah, it's pretty sick, Colos.
Suses It's good to see you, little guy! Here, take the plaque!
SaboMiko Thanks Suses!
Suses Can you take it back to the community for us?
SaboMiko For sure!
Suses Awesome! Thanks for you help, little guy. Here, bump that fist!
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Suses Emote left facing fist.png
SaboMiko Emote right facing fist.png
SaboMiko Alright do you guys wanna see it? It's pretty heavy!
Suses -I hope so too, Colos.
Suses Yo be gentle, we made it ourselves!
Suses Go for it, Miko.
SaboMiko TheGreat2019ColosOrSussesDebate.png
[many happy responses from the community]
Suses -Don't be concerned, Colos. I think they dig it.
Suses -lol
Suses Yo y'all are making Colos blush!
Doom Man Something that just hit me
I think when saboteam wanted colos or suses as discord members they wanted their portraits to not look threatening like the originals
But making the eye change shape to convey a different emotion would have probably looked awkward
So they added the headband and messed with the concept from there
Suses Yo Doom Man, that's just our yoga outfits!
Suses We kinda peaked after drinking Power Thistle stew. Working on flexibility now!
Suses We still power lift on a regular basis, though.
Suses -lol
Suses -Why would we write a cookbook, Colos?
Suses -But you keep saying, 'Cereal, Suses'.
Suses -Of course, Colos.
Suses Yo I gotta head out, but I hope you like the Commemorative Plaque!

Keep up the good vibes, I'll be around.
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Suses Emote left facing fist.png
Boo Emote right facing fist.png
Darawindor gah my hand...

May 14, 2019[]

As the community drew closer to the 2nd opening of #the-shop, the Clockwork Concierge again hinted at the mysterious "letter H" shop upgrade, and "The Letter H" finally appeared in the shop's talent tree. Then the Concierge referenced a typo a community member made when they mistakenly translated "Sclout" as "Sabout" on the Commemorative Plaque. Later, Suses dropped by with a brief passing comment about a person named "Keenathan."

The Clockwork Concierge comments on the amount of Time Shards the community amassed.

#general
Clockwork Concierge My, you are almost at 5000 Time Shards!
Clockwork Concierge So much to do, this is unacceptable!
Clockwork Concierge The Shopkeeper was supposed to add the letter H...
Clockwork Concierge I thought we had until the 24th, but it looks like The Shop will be opening this Friday.
Clockwork Concierge True or false Sabout
#general
Suses -No, the stupidest name ever is Keenathan, Colos.

May 15, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge greeted a new member named Mike. Later, Suses heard something related to his boss fight.

The Clockwork Concierge checks his mic.

#general
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) hey @Mike Rose -> You can check the community progress here : http://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

Mike Rose dang haha
Clockwork Concierge Mic check
Clockwork Concierge Or shall I say, CHECK MIKE???
#general
tropixelwarrior Any tips on colos's rock attack
tropixelwarrior I'm having no trouble with suses
Gooberbarbarian Emote ninjaponder.png
Gooberbarbarian Is always just jump up on the side walls during that fight but IDK
Hayden does his scatter?
Hayden after hitting?
Hayden if so stick to the walls, jump over the rock as it’s about to hit you, then continue sticking
tropixelwarrior Never mind I got em
Hayden nice
tropixelwarrior They were suprisingly easy
Suses ...
tropixelwarrior Heh
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) This was before Suses got flexible.

May 17, 2019[]

Suses and Colos purchased ice cream, which was followed by the 2nd opening of #the-shop. Stéphanie was selected to be "The Messenger," and after participating in Chapter 1 of the text adventure and earning 1,000 Time Shards, she purchased "The Scrying Orb" from the shop. Purchasing "The Scrying Orb" resulted in an upgrade called "The Jukebox" to appear in the shop's talent tree.

The Shopkeeper explained that the Scrying Orb's contents would only be visible to members with the "Ninja" Discord role. She warned that the Scrying Orb would break if anyone spoke of the orb's contents.

The #scrying-orb text channel appeared, and a member named the "Scrying Orb" joined the official Discord server with the "Character" Discord role. Only the Scrying Orb was allowed to post in this channel. It would appear "online" in the list of Discord members whenever it would type in the #scrying-orb channel, then log "offline" when finished. The orb produced its first vision, a sneak peek of the Voodoo Totem. Later, Phil talked about the Scrying Orb, which caused the surface of the orb to crack (but it remained functional).

Note: Although in the past it was dangerous to talk about the Scrying Orb, it's currently safe to talk about the scrying orb without fear of repercussions.

The Clockwork Concierge announces that The Shopkeeper is arriving in 4 hours to open the shop.

#general
Clockwork Concierge The Shopkeeper has confirmed the appointment.

Shop opens in 4 hours.
Suses -I'd rather let you be the commander, Colos.
Suses -lol
Suses -I'M GETTING THE CONES, COLOS.

Yeah three scoops each, please.
Suses -Yes, please.
Suses -Beef jerky and pistachio, no thistle syrup.
Suses -lol sure, do you have a pen?

YO COLOS, COME MEET THIS LITTLE GUY.
Babushka oh, an autograph? are they famous?
Spiderbenb They sat by a stew for a good couple of years, that must be a world record.
Dime Dime's Patience Meme.jpg
Suses Haha! They're sitting just like us.

Great cosplay!
Clockwork Concierge The Shopkeeper will visit in 1 hour.
Clockwork Concierge The Shopkeeper will be here in 5 minutes.
Clockwork Concierge The Shopkeeper has arrived!
#the-shop
The Shopkeeper @everyone Alright, let's get this show on the road.
The Shopkeeper Today we do it sudden death style.
The Shopkeeper I only have time to see one Messenger, and I won't be telling them how many actions they have, though I will let them know when they are on their last one.
The Shopkeeper If you play this right, you could be able to purchase two items today.
The Shopkeeper Now, the big question. Who will be our Messenger? Send me a DM now and I will choose within the next 60 seconds.
Desktop users only.
The Shopkeeper The Messenger has been chosen. Step forward, @Stéphanie!
The Shopkeeper Welcome to my shop, @Stéphanie. Don't forget to turn the music on! http://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

The Shopkeeper Now for your first action. You can either ask about a specific upgrade, make a purchase, touch the cabinet, or we can play a game.
Stéphanie I choose to play the game
The Shopkeeper Let's make it so!
The Shopkeeper TEXT ADVENTURE GAME CHAPTER 1
The Shopkeeper You wake up in the hold of a boat with only a sword in your inventory. Looking around might help you get your bearings.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I look around
The Shopkeeper You do not feel any movement, and surmize the ship is docked. You see a barrel, a big curtain, and a crack in the floor.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
#general
Suses -I'd check the crack, Colos.
#the-shop
Stéphanie I look what's under the crack on the floor
The Shopkeeper You notice a small wooden handle underneath the floor, but you would first have to pry the crack open in order to reach it.

You see a barrel, a big curtain, and a crack in the floor.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I look what's behind the big curtain
The Shopkeeper You move the curtain aside. A cliché'd skeletal pirate lunges at you. There will be no escaping this fight.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I use the sword to fight it back
The Shopkeeper In a display of swordfighting worthy of swashbuckling tales of old, you defeat the skeletal pirate, breaking your sword in the process. You can hear panicked breathing coming from a small opening the skeletal pirate was guarding.
-sword
The Shopkeeper You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I move the corpse to see what the skeleton was guarding
The Shopkeeper You peer into the hole to find the source of the raspy breathing and find.... Pitou!
He looks awfully thirsty, looks like you should find some water ASAP.

You see a barrel, Pitou, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I look if there's water in the barrel
The Shopkeeper You look into the barrel. Luckily, it filled with fresh water! Unluckily, you have nothing to hold it and moving Pitou is out of the question.

You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the corpse of a skeletal pirate.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I take the skeletal pirate's skull to use it as a bowl
The Shopkeeper The skull turns to dust as you touch it. Whatever was keeping this monster alive is gone.

You see a barrel, a small hole, a crack in the floor, and the UNLOOTED CORPSE OF A SKELETAL PIRATE.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I take the loot form the skeletal pirate
The Shopkeeper You loot the corpse, completely turning it to dust in the process. All you are left with is a convenient crowbar.

+convenient crowbar

You see a barrel, Pitou, and a crack in the floor.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I pry the crack open
The Shopkeeper You pry the crack open with a lot of effort, shuddering to think what would have happened with the skeletal pirate had you been foolish enough to break your sword trying to force the floor.
Serendipitously, the wooden handle was that of a mug! You also find a flintlock pistol.

+mug
+flintlock pistol

You see a barrel and Pitou.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I take the mug and use it as a recipient to give water to Pitou
The Shopkeeper Pitou uses the last of his strength to take the one sip that will give him the energy to start drinking.
After getting his fill, he gets up and trots around you excitedly. There is something shiny around his neck.

You see Pitou.
Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I pet Pitou
The Shopkeeper You pet Pitou for little while. He seems really happy and tries to lick your face.
While scratching his neck, you notice a key.

+key

Behind you are stairs leading to a trapdoor.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I use the key to open the trapdoor
The Shopkeeper You arrive on the deck, pistol in hand, and followed by Pitou who seems a bit nervous.
Heavy mist prevents you from getting a sense of what surrounds the ship. You see a big shiny chest.

What do you do?
Stéphanie I look closer but don't open the chest yet
The Shopkeeper As you take a closer look at the chest, Pitou's nervousness doesn't increase. You can't tell whether or not it is locked.

You see a big shiny chest.
What do you do?
Stéphanie I open the chest
The Shopkeeper Somehow, the chest isn't locked.

Barely believing your luck, you open it and find a whopping ONE THOUSAND TIME SHARDS. You turn around and notice Pitou trembling in fear.

You pet Pitou, calming his nerves, and bringing a sense of comfort to your own self as well. The warmth of the connection quickly wears off as the ghost of a widow floats out of the mist and heads in your direction while emitting a terrifying scream.

-END OF CHAPTER ONE
The Shopkeeper Well, that was fun. Thanks for playing @Stéphanie.
The Shopkeeper Now for the shop! That's what it's really all about, isn't it? http://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

The Shopkeeper You can either ask about an item, or make a purchase.
Stéphanie I'm gonna ask about an item
The Shopkeeper Okay, which one?
Stéphanie The Letter H
The Shopkeeper I cannot provide additional information on locked items. I will mark this action as a freebie.
The Shopkeeper You can either ask about an unlocked item, or make a purchase.
The Shopkeeper This is your final action.
Stéphanie I'm going to make a purchase
The Shopkeeper Okay, which item?
Stéphanie The Scrying Orb
The Shopkeeper One Scrying Orb for 5000 Time Shards!
The Shopkeeper Allow me to provide details on what you are all getting into here.
The Shopkeeper The orb is incredibly fragile. Only visible to Ninjas, it will break if anything it reveals is shared OR discussed, even in loose terms.
The Shopkeeper My money is on it breaking today, and Scrying Glue won't come cheap!
The Shopkeeper Thank you for visiting my shop today, @Stéphanie, I hope you had fun!
The Shopkeeper I will return once my presence is relevant again.
The Shopkeeper In the meantime, GODSPEED, MESSENGERS!

The scrying orb's avatar.

#scrying orb
Scrying Orb the scrying orb starts vibrating
Scrying Orb the mists of time are shifting
Scrying Orb a vision appears!
SPOILER
SPOILER 1.png
#ninja-village
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) don't talk about the orb.
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Emote smiley.png

The scrying orb's avatar with a crack.

#scrying orb
Scrying Orb phil talked about the orb. the surface cracks

May 22, 2019[]

The scrying orb attempted to produce a vision but did not receive enough Time Shard emote reacts, so the vision fizzled out. Later, Suses mentioned the name "Keenathan" once again, and he also revealed that he had sort of met Pitou before.

#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb the scrying orb starts vibrating
Scrying Orb the mists of time are shifting too slowly, 250 Time Shards required
Scrying Orb 25 Emote timeshard.png reacts needed to commit the amount
  • Emote timeshard.png: <25
Scrying Orb the mists of time are struggling to take form. the vision may fizzle out soon

Suses laughs out loud.

#general
Suses -lol
Suses -Still not as stupid as Keenathan, Colos.
VeggieDelphine Hello Suses !
Suses Yoooo Del, how's it going little gal?
Spiderbenb Oh hey there. Emote wave.png Emote smile.png
Suses Sup, Spider.
Spiderbenb How you doin' Bros?
VeggieDelphine I'm good, hoping you're having a good day, Suses
GeoffChisnall Hi @Suses Emote wave.png
VeggieDelphine And your brother too !
Suses Preeeeetty good!

Colos just power smashed the biggest boulder we've ever seen!
#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb the vision is starting to fizzle out. looks like it will dissipate in a few minutes
Scrying Orb the amount has failed to be commited in time. the vision dissipates. the scrying orb stops vibrating

Suses says hi to Gooberbarbarian.

#general
Gooberbarbarian Hiiiii Suses (I think I missed him Emote emeraldS.png )
Suses Hey Goober, what is uuuuuup?
Suses -Yeah the little guy who always does a triple react, Colos.
Suses -lol
VeggieDelphine Hey Suses, did you ever meet Pitou ?
VeggieDelphine Pitou.png
Suses Yo, that's a complicated question, but sort of, yes.

May 24, 2019[]

The scrying orb produced a vision, a sneak peek of Ninja entering the Money Sink to reach The Craftsman's Corner.

#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb the scrying orb starts vibrating softly
Scrying Orb the mists of time are shifting too slowly, 250 Time Shards required
Scrying Orb 25 Emote timeshard.png reacts needed to commit the amount
  • Emote timeshard.png: 25
Scrying Orb the scrying orb consumes 250 Time Shards
Scrying Orb the mists of time are shifting faster
Scrying Orb a vision appears!
SPOILER
SPOILER 2.gif

May 30-31, 2019[]

Suses ate meatloaf served by the Clockwork Concierge. It was mentioned that there would be a Devolver E3 press conference.

Suses orders meatloaf.

#general
Suses -Meatloaf, obviously.
Suses -...and then I told them 'Thanks but I can't use these sunglasses, why won't anyone make monocle shades already?'
Suses -No, but Colos and I don't care about the money. All we want is to train and hang out together.
Clockwork Concierge -My, how interesting.

How was the meatloaf, sir?
Suses -To go, please. Colos has got to try it!
Clockwork Concierge -Here you go, sir. Please tell your brother that I will be tuning in to watch Devolver's E3 press conference.

I am certain you two will be brilliant on the big screen!
Suses -Sick! Take care, Clocko!
Spiderbenb Y'know...its not very clear who each of these characters are talking to sometimes. Either to us or to the other characters. >.>
VeggieDelphine Mostly Colos, I think
VeggieDelphine If we had voted for Colos, we would have the other half of the conversation
Spiderbenb I know.
VeggieDelphine But there is no way we can have the full conversation
VeggieDelphine it's a loose-loose situation
Spiderbenb Sounds like we need Colos in here
VeggieDelphine Hey, Suses, could Colos join us for a while ?
Suses Yooooo little gal!
Suses We were asked by Clocko which of us should join, and we decided to let you all vote.

You can certainly take it up with him, but I think he only wanted one of us.
Suses Also, the Plaque is pretty cool!
VeggieDelphine yeah, it is
VeggieDelphine but I have to say, the truth is we wanted you both
VeggieDelphine We chose only because we had to
Gooberbarbarian TheGreat2019ColosOrSussesDebate.png
Gooberbarbarian I think its pretty cool because it stars you two Emote manfredH.png
Spiderbenb The plaque is pretty cool indeed
VeggieDelphine It gave us the letter X, it was a great day
Spiderbenb And a few numbers too!
Suses Hey it's all the same to us. I was born Team Colos!
Papy since we got suses in the server, how about colos for the presentation?
Stoopid Unikorn ^^^^^^
Stoopid Unikorn Also, AWWWWWW
Stoopid Unikorn Suses was supporting Colos
VeggieDelphine Great, I'm happy we didn't hurt anyone in the process
Suses -I know Colos, they're so wholesome.
VeggieDelphine Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png Emote manfredH.png
Suses -Oh, sure!
Suses Yo I gotta go do some reps with my brother. See you all soon!
Suses Emote left facing fist.png
VeggieDelphine Emote right facing fist.png
Spiderbenb Emote right facing fist.png
Stoopid Unikorn Emote right facing fist.png
Gooberbarbarian Emote right facing fist.png

June 3, 2019[]

The server celebrated the release of custom Arcane Golem hand emotes and a couple of Monk emotes. Sabout, famously known for creating Pitou, hinted that the server needed an emote of Pitou doing the thing.

#announcements
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Hey guys! We just added the full Emote arcanefistleft.png Arcane Golem Hands Emote arcanefistright.png emoji pack to the server. Try them out!

Emote arcanefingerdown.png Emote arcanefingerpointleft.png Emote arcanefingerpointright.png Emote arcanefingerupright.png Emote arcanefistbumpleft.png Emote arcanefistbumpright.png Emote arcanefistleft.png Emote arcanefistright.png Emote arcanehandleft.png Emote arcanethumbup.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monk.png

Suses celebrates the arrival of the new emotes.

#general
Phil (The Clockwork Operator) Emote arcanepeace.png
OHSHIET ow man
OHSHIET super cool
OHSHIET Emote arcanethumbup.png Emote arcanethumbup.png Emote arcanethumbup.png Emote arcanethumbup.png
OHSHIET hey @Suses Emote arcanefistbumpleft.png
heather wow

Heather's Arcane Golem Hands.png

heather arcane golem learned asl
OHSHIET Emote arcanehandleft.png Emote artificer.png Emote arcanehandright.png
OHSHIET INFINITE POWER
Suses let's fist bump to this.
Babushka WOOOOOO
Babushka Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png
Babushka the Queen is HERE
Babushka Emote monk.png
Babushka wife
JustDenys1 Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png
JustDenys1 Cool, but Pitou is better
Sabout Pitou doing the thing emote when?
VeggieDelphine Sabout please use your influence to make this a reality
VeggieDelphine And show once and for all that Pitou can do the thing

June 4, 2019[]

Sabout released a drawing of Pitou doing the thing, which became a server emote.

#general
JustDenys1 Do the thing Pitou.png when
Sabout Do the thing Pitou.png now

DoTheThingPitou.png

June 9, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge informed the community that there would be an official announcement regarding the release of Picnic Panic in the Devolver E3 Press Conference.

The Clockwork Concierge announces the upcoming Devolver E3 press conference.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Attention all Messengers, the Devolver E3 Press Conference is in two hours and 30 minutes!

Please tune in for an official announcement regarding the release of Picnic Panic.
Stoopid Unikorn Link, Clocko?
Clockwork Concierge https://www.twitch.tv/devolverdigital

DevolverDigital's Twitch Stream.png

Stoopid Unikorn Thanks, Clocko Emote ninjayeah.png

June 10, 2019[]

During the Devolver E3 Press Conference, it was revealed that Picnic Panic DLC would be released on July 11, 2019. The original release date estimate was June-ish, so a new meme formed that Picnic Panic's release date would be June 41st.

#general
Ozaleto Can't wait for June 41st.
Spiderbenb Ikr?
Spiderbenb June ish hype
PhΩmega you guys are really holding them to that june timeframe Emote emeraldCL.png
Boo JUNE-ISH HYYYYYYYYPE
Boo I'm totally stealing that "June 41st" line, thanks
Hayden look they said june ish
Hayden the dlc releases juneisb
Hayden no questions
Hayden june 41st it is
Stoopid Unikorn Thursday June 41st
Babushka June 41st we celebrate!
Stoopid Unikorn Emote pitouyeah.png
Thierry June 41st is now my favorite meme
heather its approved
Babushka guys we gotta edit wiki
Babushka correct it from July to June 41st
Babushka this is so funny
Soleil Picnic Panic June 41st.png

June 11, 2019[]

JustDenys1 told a story about a kolobok. Colos and Suses listened intently and referenced an in-game glitch involving the Colos & Suses boss fight, in which Colos could escape the arena and run forever. The Clockwork Concierge awarded the community Time Shards for JustDenys1's story.

Suses tells Colos that the correct word is "kolobok."

#ninja-village
JustDenys1 There once lived Grandpa and Grandma in a small house. They didn't had any food, but Grandpa sayed to Grandma to cook some kolobok (big round bread). She scraped together some ingredients, made dough, put it in stove, and cooked it. Because of kolobok was hot, she put it on balcony. After that, kolobok escaped. He traveled through the forest, when suddenly... A wolf appeared!
Suses [deleted message: No, it's kolobok Colos.]
Suses -No, it's kolobok Colos.
Suses -lol
JustDenys1 He said: "Come here, kolobok! I'm gonna eat you!" Kolobok answered: "I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Grandma, and I'm gonna escape from you!" And kolobok escaped. Then... A bear appeared! He said basicly the same thing. Kolobok answered "I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Grandma, I escaped from Wolf and I'm gonna escape from you!" And escaped again.
Suses Colos thinks the kolobok was using his infinite run glitch this is too funny.
JustDenys1 Then... A fox appeared! I don't remember, what she said, but that's doesn't matter. Kolobok answered basicly the same thing, that he said to Wolf and Bear. Fox said: "Oh! Kolobok! I have bad hearing! Can you come closer and repeat that you said?" Kolobok came closer and repeated it. Fox still didn't heard him, kolobok still was coming to her closer, and... She ate him. The end.
Suses Ouch. Time to comfort Colos.
Spiderbenb Is Colos ok? Emote frowning.png
Suses He'll be fine, it's just that kolobok sounds really cute.
Suses Yo thanks for sharing, even though we're kind of hungry now! Do it, Concierge.
Clockwork Concierge A worthy contribution, huh? I shall oblige, it is a Tuesday after all...

The Clockwork Concierge greets Potaco.

#general
Potaco. Odd that there are only just over 1,000 members here
Potaco. for such a great game i'd expect more
Clockwork Concierge Welcome, Potaco.!

Please make yourself at home, and should you have any questions, know that you only need ask.
Ozaleto I do like chill servers in the end
Stoopid Unikorn ^
Stoopid Unikorn And there's only like, 20 people who regularly post?
Babushka yeah we are kinda small one but this is one of the best communities ever
Stoopid Unikorn Good things come in small packages, I guess
Suses <3<3<3
Babushka awww
Potaco. hmmm now the question is
Potaco. is there a Colus bot
Stoopid Unikorn No
Soleil There was a Colos or Suses event, Suses won so he joined.
Potaco. ah
Soleil But sometimes Suses relays things Colos says in the background.
Potaco. NOW the question is
what type of bot is Suses
Suses -Potaco called you Colus lol.
Suses -Potacu? Oh I get it, haha!
Potaco. Ok so is there just some guy controlling this bot
Soleil It's Suses's account
Babushka that's real Suses
Ozaleto real.
Ozaleto not fake.
Potaco. but like does anybody actually know what Suses bot does
Suses Squats, mostly.

June 12, 2019[]

Vitalya posted a music cover their friend, DiZ Like, made of the Corrupted Future music. Clockwork Concierge's microphone (dialogue boxes) failed to turned on for a bit. Afterwards, he acknowledged contributions from the community and awarded 600 Time Shards.

Suses invites Colos to listen to DiZ Like's Corrupted Future cover.

#general
Vitalya new cover from my friend
Emote ninjayeah.png
JustDenys1 Emote arcanethumbup.png
Thierry woah!!
Spiderbenb Oh god this rocks. Emote metal.png
Vitalya his goal is to cover all the tunes in the gameEmote shopkeeper.png
Suses -Come listen to this, Colos!
Suses -lol, yeah I noticed!
Suses Yooooo Vitalya this is too funny, you gotta tell your friend.

That tune just rocked the chocolate chips off of Colos' cookie!
OHSHIET cool Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png Emote monkyeah.png
Suses Hey it's OHSHIET too. Sup Team Wiki?
JustDenys1 Team Wiki? You call like that people, who works on wiki?
Suses Everyone's a team to us! Cooperation is where it's at.
Suses -True of false Colos?
Suses Colos agrees!
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: Ain't it the truth! Hey Clocko how about some recognition for Team Wiki?]
[note: the message was mistakenly posted by the Clockwork Concierge instead of Suses]
Suses Ain't it the truth! Hey Clocko how about some recognition for Team Wiki?
Clockwork Concierge Sure, how much-
Clockwork Concierge Wait, something is wrong...
Clockwork Concierge Can you all hear me?
Spiderbenb We can hear you.
Clockwork Concierge IS THIS BETTER?
Spiderbenb You're yelling a bit.
Clockwork Concierge AND NOW?
Spiderbenb Better!
Clockwork Concierge Oh there we go. Apologies, it seems sending Phil to E3 wasn't such a god idea.
Spiderbenb Good*
Clockwork Concierge *good
Clockwork Concierge Thank you Grammarbenb.
Spiderbenb I uh, made something i found online. Not sure where to post it thou---Oh. I was just pointing it out..
Spiderbenb Hey, I'm just gonna post my thing here, followed by a cheesy joke about said thing.
Spiderbenb (Just hit play when the site pulls up for you.)
Spiderbenb https://strangerthingsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/ALhC4IEBOOWSnbwIPACV

Spiderbenb's Stranger Things Intro Creator.png

Spiderbenb Uh, hey when did you guys plan to tell us you had your own Netflix Series. Emote stuck out tongue.png
Spiderbenb Jokes aside, this website is awesome and does awesome work in recreating the Stranger Things intro with whatever you put into it.
Suses -lol
Suses Colos can't stop saying 'Executive Producer Suses'
Spiderbenb Glad you bros like it.
Clockwork Concierge Great job, Trailerbenb.
Spiderbenb Thank you, Nickname Concierge.
Clockwork Concierge ❤ ❤ ❤
Suses Hey Clocko, we still gotta see some shards!
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: Already again this week? My, has our community manager been away on vacation and is trying to catch up or something?]
Clockwork Concierge ahem
Spiderbenb I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that and that i totally wasn't gonna make a cheeky stab at said response.
Soleil Wow
Soleil That was an extremely blatant delete.
Soleil Censored
Clockwork Concierge Oh we're just having a bit of meta-fun!
Clockwork Concierge Now, to the matter at hand.
Clockwork Concierge We saw an amazing music cover.
Clockwork Concierge Got to experience The Messenger x Stranger Things.
Clockwork Concierge And we haven't acknowledged Team Wiki in basically ever.
Clockwork Concierge Calculating...
Clockwork Concierge A whopping 60 Time Shards!
Clockwork Concierge Wait, this is wrong...
Clockwork Concierge Oh, found the mistake. 600 Time Shards, congratulations!

June 14, 2019[]

The community amassed enough Time Shards to trigger the 3rd opening of #the-shop. Heather won the battle royale style quiz and purchased the "Oracle" (live Sabotage Q&A) from the shop. Purchasing the "Oracle" resulted in a mysterious upgrade called "Pitouette" to appear in the shop's talent tree.

The Clockwork Concierge calls for attention.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Attention all Messengers.
Clockwork Concierge The Shop will open in 3.5 hours.
Clockwork Concierge The Shop will open in 45 minutes.
Clockwork Concierge The Shop will open in 45 minutes.
Clockwork Concierge The Shop will open in 10 minutes.
#the-shop
The Shopkeeper @everyone Well, time to go to work.
The Shopkeeper Greetings adventurers. Today, we do it battle royale style.
The Shopkeeper I will first select 10 Messengers, then proceed to a quizz, where winners will be determined by 1-giving a right answer and 2-their response time.
The Shopkeeper Top 5 will make it to round 2.
Top 3 will make it to round 3.
Top 2 will make it to round 4.
Winner will be The Messenger for today.
The Shopkeeper If these rules don't seem fair to you, remember that participation is voluntary. All lurkers are welcome.
Being on desktop is not mandatory this time.
The Shopkeeper I will make my selections over the next few minutes.
DM me if you want in!
The Shopkeeper Messenger Heather. Step forward please.
heather hewwo
The Shopkeeper Messenger DreamHazard. Step forward please.
DreamHazard Emote dreamh5Q.png
The Shopkeeper Messenger Annalise. Step forward please.
Annalise Oh hai
The Shopkeeper Messenger i dont want to be here. Step forward please. Also, how ironic.
i dont want to be here Don’t take my name seriously
The Shopkeeper Messenger GaidenGravity. Step forward please.
GaidenGravity Hi
The Shopkeeper Messenger Spiderbenb. Step forward please.
Spiderbenb Heyo
The Shopkeeper Messenger Hayden. Step forward please.
Hayden |:( no

you didnt say my full name
[note: Hayden's username is "Hayden the eeeeeeeevil eukaryote"]
The Shopkeeper I'll let this one slide. For future reference, this is how you get kicked out.
The Shopkeeper Messenger PhΩmega. Step forward please.
PhΩmega I AM HERE!
The Shopkeeper Messenger Papy. Step forward please.
Papy oh boy!
The Shopkeeper Messenger Zoda. Step forward please.
Zoda Yo!
The Shopkeeper Alright, that's ten. Please press F for my inbox -_-
Zoda F
Papy F
i dont want to be here F
Spiderbenb F
heather F
DreamHazard F
Annalise F
PhΩmega F
Hayden F
GaidenGravity F
The Shopkeeper Alright, let's do this. Remember: answer must be right AND fast. Winners are selected in order of response time.
The Shopkeeper (mostly so you don't have time to consult Soleil)
The Shopkeeper ROUND 1
The Shopkeeper What is the name of the Phobekin rescued by The Messenger in the Cloud Ruins?
DreamHazard acro
heather acro
PhΩmega acro
Papy acro
GaidenGravity Acro
Spiderbenb Acro
Zoda Acro
i dont want to be here Acro
Hayden acro
Annalise welp... im out of this one
Annalise what they said
The Shopkeeper Winners : DreamHazard, heather, PhΩmega, Papy, GaidenGravity.

Round 1 Results.png

i dont want to be here Rats
Zoda Oof
The Shopkeeper Thank you for playing.
The Shopkeeper ROUND 2
The Shopkeeper actually hold on
The Shopkeeper Let's press F for our fallen messengers
Papy F
DreamHazard F
GaidenGravity F
The Shopkeeper F
PhΩmega F
heather F
The Shopkeeper ROUND 2
The Shopkeeper How was the cute little bread called in the story shared by Messenger JustDenys1 recently?
heather kolobok
The Shopkeeper Active, I see.
Papy kolobok
DreamHazard kolobok
GaidenGravity Kolobok
PhΩmega kolobok
PhΩmega rip me
The Shopkeeper Winners: heather, papy and dreamhazard

Round 2 Results.png

DreamHazard oof, close one.
heather F
The Shopkeeper F
Papy F
DreamHazard F
The Shopkeeper ROUND 3
The Shopkeeper Oh wait, as a quick aside, am I the only that gets annoyed when someone goes on about how "they are SO important at work that they really can't get a day off, like the world would stop spinning you don't understand" ???
Papy sAme
heather i'm sure youre not the only one but i can't empathize
DreamHazard I can't say I've experienced that personally
The Shopkeeper this gives me hope
The Shopkeeper alright then, let's keep going
The Shopkeeper ROUND 3
The Shopkeeper At the end of ninja's adventure, is the Demon King truly dead?
Papy no
heather no
DreamHazard maybe?
The Shopkeeper The answer is no. Winners : Papy, heather.
The Shopkeeper Thank you for playing DreamHazard Emote heart.png
DreamHazard I was too slow so it didn't matter what I said Emote heart.png
Papy F
heather F
The Shopkeeper F
The Shopkeeper FINAL ROUND
The Shopkeeper If there's something strange in your neighborhood.
Who you gonna call?
heather GHOSTBUSTERS
Papy dang
The Shopkeeper HEATHER WINS
heather H*CK YEAH
The Shopkeeper Thanks for playing Papy Emote ninjayeah.png
The Shopkeeper Alright, time to do some shopping Heather -> https://themessengergame.com/shop

Discord Shop Preview.png

The Shopkeeper Even though I need to go soon, you are not limited by actions. You can either ask about an upgrade or make a purchase. There is a path to getting more than one item today, but we will get to that in a bit.
The Shopkeeper So, what will it be?
heather q&a baby
The Shopkeeper Q&A for heather, 5000 Time Shards!
The Shopkeeper Alright, I will be doing the appopriate updates to the shop's talent tree later today.
The Shopkeeper Before you go, I give you a choice.
The Shopkeeper You can either leave right now, knowing that the letter H will cost 3000 Time Shards in the future.
The Shopkeeper OR
The Shopkeeper If you want to try your shot at a riddle (with the community to help), you will get one shot at getting the letter H for free. Should the answer be wrong, its price will be 8000 Time Shards instead.
heather before i make my decision, can i ask about an upgrade?
The Shopkeeper Why, of course!
heather what is the letter H
The Shopkeeper Same as the letter E, but H instead.
The Shopkeeper It's one of these where all the information is in the title, really.
The Shopkeeper Like the short film "Don't litter"
heather what happens in the short film "Don't litter"
The Shopkeeper You learn to please not
heather i see
heather alright, let's hear your riddle then
The Shopkeeper You will have 5 minutes to discuss with your fellow ninjas and provide an answer.
The Shopkeeper I am revealed by shadows and concealed by light. What am I?
heather nothing
The Shopkeeper That answer is incorrect.
The Shopkeeper I will give you one chance to prevent the price hike.
The Shopkeeper I am revealed by shadows and concealed by light. What am I?
hint: Also the title of a song by Iron Maiden
heather fear of the dark
The Shopkeeper Bingo
The Shopkeeper Thank you for visiting the shop today heather.
I will ask SaboTeam to host a live Q&A at a the time that suits the community in major proportion.

Until then, Godspeed, Messengers Emote ninjayeah.png

June 18, 2019[]

The Scrying Orb produced another vision, this time involving Suses.

Later, one of Suses's messages had a white bar mistakenly generated at the bottom of its dialogue box portrait. Soleil posted a light mode screenshot of Suses's message, which blinded Suses.

#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb the scrying orb starts vibrating softly
Scrying Orb the mists of time are shifting too randomly, 250 Time Shards required to focus
Scrying Orb 25 Emote timeshard.png reacts needed to commit the amount
  • Emote timeshard.png: 25

Suses and Colos feel a strange sensation from the scrying orb.

#general
Suses -I felt it too, Colos.
#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb the scrying orb consumes 250 Time Shards
#general
Suses -That's weird, I felt the same tickle, Colos.
Suses Anyway, check out these reps!
#scrying-orb
Scrying Orb a vision appears!
SPOILER
SPOILER Meanwhile atop the Searing Crags.gif

A message from Suses with a white bar below the dialogue box frame.

#general
TheDarkist suses can you describe the tickle you guys feel?
TheDarkist also i know its the searing crags and all, but are there any cracks in the floor near you?
TheDarkist we might be able to stop the tickling feeling
TheDarkist just curious btw
Suses Huh?
Suses What's up, The Darkist?

I was just talking to Colos. The tickling has stopped now.
[note: this message had a white bar mistakenly generated at the bottom of its frame]
OHSHIET ow. Soleil won't see it Emote emeraldCL.png
Suses Talk about a terrible frame, gonna have to ask Clocko to fix that one.
Soleil
SPOILER
Soleil's Light Mode Screenshot.png
Sage Emote sunglasses.png
Suses Ouch, my eye!
Soleil wow
Soleil just wow
Suses I was just meme-ing Soleil. Besides, I use Bot Mode so who am I to talk...
Soleil Nah it was a good meme
Soleil still wow

June 20, 2019[]

Kyleberry noticed a "birthday cake" emote react on the live Q&A announcement and asked who else shared a birthday on June 21. Soleil responded with a meme image to explain it would also be Babushka's birthday, and Suses laughed.

Suses laughs out loud.

#ninja-village
Kyleberry saw a birthday cake on the Q&A announcement, who else is a solstice shinobi?
Soleil Soleil's Babushka Meme.png
Suses lol

June 21, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge wished Babushka a "happy birthday" and announced that the live Q&A would occur soon.

The Clockwork Concierge wishes Babushka "happy birthday."

#ninja-village
Clockwork Concierge Happy birthday Babushka ❤ ❤ ❤
Clockwork Concierge [deleted message: The live Q]
Clockwork Concierge The live QnA begins in 2 hours!
Clockwork Concierge https://www.twitch.tv/sabotageqc

SabotageQC's Twitch Stream.png

Sabout was asked during the live Q&A when the community could have 16-bit Pitou. Sabout promised that he would deliver 16-bit Pitou for the community next week.

June 24, 2019[]

Suses chatted with the community for a bit.

Suses reprimands Davie.

#general
Davie Just got banned from speedruning discord
Davie Wassup
Papy oOf
Davie Messenger poop
Davie Spongebob good
Suses Davie bad.
Davie Emote ruxxtin.png
Spiderbenb Is Suses still there? I have a question for him and his Brother Emote smiley.png
Suses Let's hear it, Spiderbenb!
SRG Soul Hi @Suses. Dunno if you saw our GRIS announcement today. Are you a fan of high art? Emote smile.png
Spiderbenb So, i wrote that newest chapter and was wondering what you Bro's thought about it?
Suses Hey SRG Soul, we totally dig GRIS!

Must say all art is high ib our hearts, though.
Suses *in
SRG Soul Love you @Suses! Emote heart.png
Suses Yo Spider I haven't read it yet, should do that soon. Colos has but we have a no spoiler agreement, so more on this later!
Jungle-Fett yo Suses, can I get a fist bump?
Jungle-Fett Emote arcanefistbumpleft.png
Spiderbenb Sounds like a good deal to me. I hope you enjoy it! Emote smile.png
Suses Sure, never leave a little pal hanging!
Suses [deleted message: <Emote arcanefistbumpright.png>]
Suses My bad, here:
Suses Emote arcanefistbumpright.png
  • Emote arcanefistbumpleft.png: 6
Suses Foot bump react when

June 27, 2019[]

The Clockwork Concierge questioned Sabout's progress on 16-bit Pitou. Sabout showed off a sneak peek.

The Clockwork Concierge asks to speak with Sabout.

#general
Clockwork Concierge Excuse me, may I talk to Sabout?
Chacw Hopefully their on
Chacw They're*
Clockwork Concierge Would you ping him for me? It seems Phil decided to remove my ability to do so.
Chacw Sure thing
Chacw [deleted message]
Jungle-Fett @Sabout
Clockwork Concierge The other Sabout.
Chacw Oh sorry my bad
Sabout Yo what's up Clocko
Clockwork Concierge Afternoon Sabout. I was just making sure everything was on time and on budget with SaboTeam's tasks.
Clockwork Concierge I see here that you committed to delivering 16-bit Pitou this week. Do you have any update on your ETA?
Sabout It's gonna be ready tomorrow for sure
Sabout Want a sneak peek?
Clockwork Concierge Yes, I believe that would be reasonable.
Sabout Pitou 16.png
Sabout What do you think?
Clockwork Concierge Sick and tight!
Clockwork Concierge RDE, please don't touch my mike.
Clockwork Concierge A beautiful sneak peek! Thank you, Sabout

June 28, 2019[]

Sabout posted 16-bit (seize-bit) Pitou.

The Clockwork Concierge makes a pun involving Sabout's name.

#general
Babushka 16 bit pitou hype
Babushka Pitou.png
Babushka Emote pitouyeah.png
JustDenys1 Emote pitouyeah.png Pitou.png Pitou.png Pitou.png Pitou.png
Jungle-Fett Emote pitouyeah.png Pitou.png Emote pitouyeah.png Pitou.png
i dont want to be here 16 bit pitou
Sabout 16

16.png

JustDenys1 16... bit?
Babushka HMMMM
Babushka cursed but I love it
Babushka Emote emeraldCL.png
JustDenys1 Wait, it doesn't look like Sabout showed us before
Sabout Oh the previous image was not 16 bit pitou
Sabout That was just for fun
Babushka ah I see Emote mess16.png
Sabout Hey @Clockwork Concierge
Sabout Pitou 16 is ready
Sabout May I post it?
Clockwork Concierge Greetings! What's thi'sabout?
Clockwork Concierge Hold on let me look at the time...
Clockwork Concierge -What time is it?
Suses -SEIZE-BIT PITOU O'CLOCK, CLOCK'O!!!
Sabout So it's all good clocko?
Clockwork Concierge This is more than acceptable. Please proceed, Sabout.
Sabout Pitou16.gif

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